Volunteer Wanted

[ABBEY]

they say that on hammers site too lol

[Roaming Rover]

American, Mrs American certainly looks a lot different to last September

Great work though

[Jim J]

Perhaps the players need a little more incentive again this season, any volunteers for this year?

PS Are we still owed one by Mrs American?

[Cocker]

Perhaps the players need a little more incentive again this season, any volunteers for this year? 

PS Are we still owed one by Mrs American? 

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I was going to ask about this the other day but thought I might sound like a perv Well done Jim

[American]

We took one ages ago, just have to get her to post it...

[heapbag]

I'll put it down to transatlantic differences. If you want to insult me, I couldn't really give a toss.

If she's cool to do it, no worries (although personally I'm OK if we didn't win again this season - I don't want to participate in it). But I'm just worried she is just going with the flow when she doesn't want to.

Apologies if that causes offence, but I'd hate to see someone exploited.

And yes, you know her - I don't, but I am exercising my right to an opinion. Thanks.

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That's odd as BBC America's British American Dictionary defines the word "cow" as: an offensive name for a woman

Maybe Bryan is a "fag". Maybe Bryan should look up the American Heritage Dictionary definition of what that word means over here.

At any rate, keep up the good work Mrs. American. I feel as though you provide an essential service in these gloomy times.

Edited September 22, 2005 by heapbag

[philipl]

There is also an affectionate use of the term which because the offensive usage also exists, tends to be used amongst people who know each other and therefore actually makes it a term of warmth and camaraderie as they know the offensive usage is NOT being employed.

Similar words in usage:

"sausage" applied to a man in the same way

Greeting someone you know with "How are you, you old bugger?"

I am sure there must be American equivalents- you have had over 200 years to nuance the language!

[broadsword]

That's odd as BBC America's British American Dictionary defines the word "cow" as: an offensive name for a woman

Maybe Bryan is a "fag".  Maybe Bryan should look up the American Heritage Dictionary definition of what that word means over here.

At any rate, keep up the good work Mrs. American.  I feel as though you provide an essential service in these gloomy times.

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Tut tut tut, you should only say things on the web that you'd say face to face. Or do you regularly go around casting aspersions on people's sexuality just because their views aren't coincidental with your own outdated, misogynistic, smutty outlook.

Look this one up: clunt.

[heapbag]

Tut tut tut, you should only say things on the web that you'd say face to face. Or do you regularly go around casting aspersions on people's sexuality just because their views aren't coincidental with your own outdated, misogynistic, smutty outlook.

Look this one up: clunt.

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Apparently you are giving a "toss". It's odd that you should call me a misogynist when it was you that called a person of the gentler sex a "cow".

Anyways, I'm off to chew some Skoal bandit and watch that there tractor pull. You are right about one thing though, I wouldn't dare say this to your face!!

p.s. you're a pillowbiter

Edited September 23, 2005 by heapbag

[heapbag]

To hell with it, we beat United! I'll buy you a beer anytime.

Edited September 24, 2005 by heapbag