To Hell And Back. Dingles 0 v Rovers 0

[BlueMonday]

he spent the last years of his life living abroad as a tax exile.

Burnleh is a tax haven as well...

In the sense that everyone there is on income support and doesn't pay tax !

Come to think, its not part of the British Isles either.

Jack could have just moved down the M65 instead.

Ok, OK I went too far there didn't I

[trueblue]

he spent the last years of his life living abroad as a tax exile.

Burnleh is a tax haven as well...

In the sense that everyone there is on income support and doesn't pay tax !

Come to think, its not part of the British Isles either.

Jack could have just moved down the M65 instead.

Ok, OK I went too far there didn't I

Yes ! about 8 miles down the M65 too far !!

[Dan Furness]

nope I'm on because we have numerous b*stards on our boards.

Thats stating the obvious isn't it ?

Of course they are all B*******, as you cant marry your sister.

Do you have to try really hard to come up with them or is it just natural wit?

Either way if you're planning to make a career of humour you should probably take the waist in on your trousers - you're going to be very very hungry

you seen size of ste?

hungry he certainly wont suffer from!

[trs]

Just wanted to bump this up as i read it cover to cover(ish) yesterday and had me in stitches at times.

So if your at loss for half an hour or so, give it a go!