Idiot Drunks Do It Again

[Jan]

you can do two year courses at many Unis, i've just finished a two year HND.

Sorry. That's not what I recognise as a University education. A University education comes from an institution which has been a University for more than 20 years and only gives out degrees, MLits or PHDs (or qualifications of equal standards).

Anything else is a Technical college or Polytechnic- whatever this government would like to pretend.

(Giving away my age and the fact that I went to an ancient University here)

[promoted2001]

"sir" Elton John, the Beckhams, Gerrard and George Michael are all unfortunately famous chavs. A chav is a chav and they should be burnt or given jobs serving at McDonalds or pushing carts round Asda. I am in no way tolerant of their culture.

[The Invisible Man]

Why has this turned into a chav bashing thread?

I hate the little scum bags aswell, as they look like total numptys.

There is a big difference between being a chav and wearing decent lables.

Chav wear includes: Nike trainers- the big tacky one's with 10 air bubbles. Or Rockport boots. Them silly Nike caps, that make you look like a camp sailor, or a burbery cap. Tracky bottoms and a hooded top or tracksuit top.

My self and alot of the lads I was with are not Chavs. But I think a few might of snuck into our private DEESCO!

We wear nice smart clothing, and look like respectable young men! Nice clean addidas trainers, smart designer jeans and a nicley ironed polo shirts or designer sweaters, maybe the occasional baseball hat.

[Flopsy]

Here here an HND or HNC are just college course dressed up as "proper" qualifications to give the lower classes the illusion that they have been to university and therefore educated to a High level, like wot we are.

A proper degree is one that has a bachelor of science or engineering after it, from a university that is not called "The University of *****" Thats an ex-polytechnic not a proper university.

I love educational snobery, and A-Levels/GCSE's were much harder in my day

That being said an HND/HNC will be handy in you getting that burger flipping job youve always wanted.

[Wez_of_rovers]

Edit to add - £5.75 a decent wage! Oh how I laughed.

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did you laugh your little grey socks off gramps? im 16 and working 9 hours a day on nearly 6 pound an hour im sure back in your days you would have had to work a year to earn what i earn in a week im 16 and happy with my wage kthnxgolaughelsewhereonlyknownyouforonepostandyousoundlikeaclown

[The Invisible Man]

Well im doing a BA (Hons) degree in Business Studies. So lick my ring!

[promoted2001]

I proudly have a Btec national diploma (Distinction grade) in computing by my name

Got me into Lancaster Uni though, a load of people who I knew while doing it are in dead end jobs in Curries and McDonalds now though doing "Management training courses"

[Wez_of_rovers]

lolololol hahaha "lick my ring" your the scum of this earth you chav! go buy some nice patterned jeans from asda and them sexy sailor shoes you will be more respected you scummy chav

[promoted2001]

kthnxgolaughelsewhereonlyknownyouforonepostandyousoundlikeaclown

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The spacebars the big button down the bottom

[Cheshireblue]

The large elongated key at the bottom of the keyboard is called a space bar. If you press it occasionally, it may make your missives more legible.

Of course, it may not.

So now you are 16 and getting drunk at football matches? Your mother must be very proud.

At least you are not a Chav though.

[Wez_of_rovers]

i also must be the first chav in the history on the UK to have a handicap of 4 at golf eh shame i hate my life i rob off grannys and stand outside spar 7-12 with my hands down my pants its well good i love it so much

[promoted2001]

At least you are not a Chav though.

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[JamieUK]

Aquascrotum.

[Wez_of_rovers]

The large elongated key at the bottom of the keyboard is called a space bar. If you press it occasionally, it may make your missives more legible.

Of course, it may not.

So now you are 16 and getting drunk at football matches? Your mother must be very proud.

At least you are not a Chav though.

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your a cocky !@*:£ arnt you thinking your miles above the rest because your from cheshire you hacker

[promoted2001]

This thread has to get a grooby

"I'm not a chav" "Lick my ring"

Priceless

[Flopsy]

I think you'll find that Cheshire is a bit lower than blackburn, what with Blackburn being at the start of the Pennines and what not.

Also Chesh has something called a PROPER EDUCATION and tons of money so of course he feels superior.

But to be honest, Ive had dumps that have good reason to claim they are better than you

[stuwilky]

Well im doing a BA (Hons) degree in Business Studies.  So lick my ring!

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Just to be pedantic the word degree is unnecessary in that sentence. As is the last 4 words.

Edited August 30, 2005 by stuwilky

[The Invisible Man]

Any more lip outa you lot and me and Wez are gona put on our pringle sweaters pick up our sandwedges and do ya old skool stylee!

[Wez_of_rovers]

lmao pringles a chav make they wear pringle socks to took thier trackies into their socks oh golly gosh graham get it right "George sweaters n socks"

i cant be bothered posting anymore because its rather boring now 13 pages later and the word "priceless" and "your a chav" is still being used have fun uni gods

oh yea that person from lancaster keep milking the word priceless it seems to get abit of excitement out of you babe xxx

Edited August 30, 2005 by Wez_of_rovers

[RevidgeBlue]

The Souness chant is quality!

All the geordies are crying

Graeme Souness is dying

What a wonderful way, to spend saturday

Watching Graeme Souness pass away. 

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Much as I dislike Souness for what he did to us in the latter part of his reign singing that about someone who's had heart surgery is just sick.

[Wez_of_rovers]

Much as I dislike Souness for what he did to us in the latter part of his reign singing that about someone who's had heart surgery is just sick.

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sigh taking a song abit to serious thier arnt we silly boy

Edited August 30, 2005 by Wez_of_rovers

[promoted2001]

i cant be bothered posting anymore because its rather boring now 13 pages later and the word "priceless" and "your a chav" is still being used have fun uni gods

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Hallelujah - Don't let the door hit you on the way out

[John]

The Souness chant just sums up the losers/chavs/neds that sing it or think 'that its class man'.

It also shows that they lack a brain and any sort of decent up bringing, I cringe reading their contributions on this message board.

[The Invisible Man]

Oh shut up. Its a football chant for f**k sake!

Lets all sits around hold hands and sing hyms...

Look what you have done... Wez is all upset now. I hope you are happy!

[Cheshireblue]

So if I understand you properly Wez, you are 16, you work 9 hours a day, you follow the Rovers both home and away and you have a golf handicap of 4. Presumably therefore you are able to survive on exactly 2 hours of sleep a week. I could almost believe it, but Burberry don't make golf bags, so I knew it was a lie.

I assume that by the time you turn 17 you will have won the British Grand Prix, graduated from Oxford and also cured cancer?