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[Anti Euro Smiths Fan]

Ronaldo in sex scandal with transvestite prostitutes.

But not Christiano though.....

The Brazilian striker with AC Milan has been the wild lad in question. After dropping off his girlfriend at her house on Monday night, Ronaldo picked up three prostitutes.

At the motel that Ronaldo booked into to satisfy his filthy depraved lust, he later discovered that the prostitutes were in fact men.

Ronaldo alleges that the transvestites then tried to extort money from him.

Let's hope that some of the grannies that Wayne Rooney paid for in Merseyside brothels were genuine women and not trannie grannies....

Link: Ronaldo and the transvestites

[nicko]

I hope that - unlike the other Ronaldo - he did not dive at the first sight of a tackle...

[American]

[Billy Castell]

Wonder if any of the trannies had a Brazilian.

[Rovermatt]

Ronaldo in sex scandal with transvestite prostitutes.

At the motel that Ronaldo booked into to satisfy his filthy depraved lust...

Tell me you don't actually speak like this in public.

[Anti Euro Smiths Fan]

Berbatov's father jailed for gang rape

It's been revealed that Ivan Berbatov, the father of Man United striker Dimitar, was convicted and jailed for his part in a sickening gang rape where a Norwegian woman was "roasted".

In 1983 Ivan Berbatov, a striker who played in the Bulgarian league, was one of six footballers jailed for the brutal rape.

Dimitar Berbatov said recently: "My father was the best. He taught me everything."

Let's hope that Dimitar was referring only to football on the pitch and not referring to sickening behaviour off the pitch....

Link: Berbatov's gang rape secret

[T4E]

Are you available for parties?

[BuckyRover]

Are you available for parties?

[thenodrog]

Berbatov's father jailed for gang rape

It's been revealed that Ivan Berbatov, the father of Man United striker Dimitar, was convicted and jailed for his part in a sickening gang rape where a Norwegian woman was "roasted".

I thought 'roasting' only came into being since the Prem started?

[CrazyIvan]

I thought 'roasting' only came into being since the Prem started?

I'd have thought you'd have known that for certain Gordon. You seem to know everything else...

[American]

Are you available for parties?

I second Bucky's emoticon...

[colin]

Anti Smith Fan Jailed For Pointless Carp

It's been revealed that Anti Smith Pro Euro fan has been laughed at for posting irrelevant pointless carp about the relatives of premiership footballers.

Let's hope that Anti Smith Pro Euro fan was referring only to football on the pitch and not referring to sickening behaviour off the pitch....

Paul Ince is black.

Edited September 25, 2008 by colin

[jim mk2]

Anti Smith Fan Jailed For Pointless Carp

It's been revealed that Anti Smith Pro Euro fan has been laughed at for posting irrelevant pointless carp about the relatives of premiership footballers.

Let's hope that Anti Smith Pro Euro fan was referring only to football on the pitch and not referring to sickening behaviour off the pitch....

Paul Ince is black.

[neekoy]

Anti Smith Fan Jailed For Pointless Carp

That certainly is a Big Carp

[roversmum]

Hook, line and sinker come to mind...

[almuncle]

That certainly is a Big Carp

No, it only looks like a big carp because it's being held by a midget

[Anti Euro Smiths Fan]

Four players arrested over shocking gay sex attack in the showers

It's been reported that four players at a Coca-Cola League One club have been arrested after a depraved sex gang attack on a youth team player in the showers.

Initial horseplay in the showers apparently turned sinister when the players allegedly pinned the 17-year-old lad against a shower wall and forcibly inserted an object into the quivering lad's anus.

The youth team player was treated in hospital for his anal injuries on Tuesday afternoon and is reported to be highly distressed by the shocking and outrageous sex attack.

The League One club - which cannot be named for legal reasons - have said in a statement: "We are aware there has been an alleged incident. We will assist and communicate with the relevant authorities."

Three of the four arrested players have been released on police bail until next month.

Link: Shocking sex attack in the showers

[Flopsy]

how do you know he was quivering?

[Anti Euro Smiths Fan]

how do you know he was quivering?

I would imagine that if you had a hard object rammed up your bottom Flopsy, you might well quiver too....

I assure you that I've never had any direct experience of this type of thing.

[Flopsy]

I only asked because the report made no mention of it. So i was wondering where it came from.

For what its worth, my anus would be firmly clenched, but thats just me.

Still, purile discussions aside. I hope if the allagations are true, the assualters are handled the same way as if they assualted a women

[Billy Castell]

Four players arrested over shocking gay sex attack in the showers

It's been reported that four players at a Coca-Cola League One club have been arrested after a depraved sex gang attack on a youth team player in the showers.

Initial horseplay in the showers apparently turned sinister when the players allegedly pinned the 17-year-old lad against a shower wall and forcibly inserted an object into the quivering lad's anus.

The youth team player was treated in hospital for his anal injuries on Tuesday afternoon and is reported to be highly distressed by the shocking and outrageous sex attack.

The League One club - which cannot be named for legal reasons - have said in a statement: "We are aware there has been an alleged incident. We will assist and communicate with the relevant authorities."

Three of the four arrested players have been released on police bail until next month.

Link: Shocking sex attack in the showers

I wish someone would pull the big stick out of your quivering anus.

[Flopsy]

now now.

I'm going to move this to ICBINF

[colin]

AESF,

What was it exactly about this story that promped you to post it on here?

Yours quiveringly

Colin

[ABBEY]

I would imagine that if you had a hard object rammed up your bottom Flopsy, you might well quiver too....

I assure you that I've never had any direct experience of this type of thing.

depends

[SouthAussieRover]

[quote name='Anti Euro Smiths Fan' date='Dec 5 2008, 06:00 ' post='701684

I assure you that I've never had any direct experience of this type of thing.

I've heard that you have.

Edited December 6, 2008 by SouthAussieRover