[Archived] Theo Walcott

[BuckyRover]

Undoubtedly, it's a one horse race for the most boring and tedious displays of the tournament. I think it's called the Rumplestiltskin award.

Yeah it was much better under Keegan, they way we played. The true English way, and wasn't it good to watch.

[pleasure]

i'd name check the author if i had it. - just been emailed this........

What I did on my summer holiday By Theo Walcott Esq aged 8 1/2

I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown

up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live

with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live

there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it will make

Uncle Owen cry if I do. In Germany there are lots of castles and some

mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's a silly name,

Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly too, his mum must get

their underpants mixed up all the time.

On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and wants

to be my friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does Uncle

Freddy but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore. Uncle Owen met us

at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle Steven and Uncle David

also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks like Orville, he is a duck.

Uncle Sol say's uncle David wears dresses and knickers, and asked me if I

had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me some pop.

In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my grandad says we beat

them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time ago.

While the grown up's went to play football so I went shopping with Auntie

Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got herself a

little one but she said she was full before she had eaten any and threw it

away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play with Brooklyn.

She say's she used to be in a pop band and sang me one of her songs, I think

she was telling fibs. I told Uncle Sol about my day out with Vicky and he

sulked, then he bought me an even bigger ice cream with lots of hundred's &

thousands on it.

All the other grown up's have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays with

me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy, that's

why I got taken on holiday.

The grown up's went to play Football against somebody called Sweden, Uncle

Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk to him.

Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps. Uncle Sven is from

Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss last night. Uncle Michael

hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for a plaster. Uncle Peter is a

giant, a proper giant like you see in books, he is rubbish at football

though.

Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of our holiday but it got better so

they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not like it.

He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I should while we are here,

they are too tight for me.

All the grown up's started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood on

somebody's spuds. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all saying that

we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had to sit on his

knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his pocket, I think.

[blue phil]

Nice one !

[bboy]

lol

[orwot]

LMAO.

i assume mr campbell buys leather pants for all the newstarts

[cn_barlow]

Yeah it was much better under Keegan, they way we played. The true English way, and wasn't it good to watch.

Bucky you must be gutted now that your best mate Sven has finally buggered off!!! Its ok...we're here to help you through it!

[BuckyRover]

Bucky you must be gutted now that your best mate Sven has finally buggered off!!! Its ok...we're here to help you through it!

No mate, Im delighted that McClaren is in charge.

It will be exactly the same

[cn_barlow]

No mate, Im delighted that McClaren is in charge.

It will be exactly the same

Good comeback!!

[BuckyRover]

Im not really delighted, I feel that with "4 up front" McClaren in charge we will in fact go backwards.

O'Neill will hopefully take the reigns in a few years.

I don't ever want Scolari in charge, I feel he encourages cheating.

Edited July 5, 2006 by BuckyRover