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[bigfilbar8]

Tugay would have to get in! He'd be immense at five-a-side!

Sorry

pearce out tugay in.

(i was thinking about Bellamy but though the pitch would be too small for his pace)

[Fife Rover]

More traitors Looks like I'm going to need more gallows than I thought

You get 'em all rounded up Mum. I'll get the old heavy machine gun cleaned and oiled; we'll sort 'em, nay bother!!

[roversmum]

Aye, Aye, Sir!

[RovertheHill]

What makes it worse is the speed with which the traitors replied, they couldn't impart the information fast enough

How do we know that Upton333 is not Pardew in disguise?

Mum's the word

(hangings will take place at dawn...)

Frankly, I don't think there's any amount of information will help Pardew at the moment...

[Tony Diamond Inc]

What will help Pardew is the fact that his team are playing Rovers! I've lost count of how many opposing teams' bad runs have come to an end when they play us, and you can include players' bad runs with that as well!

[Upton333]

My work here is done.

http://www.kumb.com/0506_article.php?id=2252

Cheers for being hospitable, look forward to seeing you on Sunday.

Irrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnns!

[Ricky]

That's an excellent preview Upton333. Top notch stuff.

[roversmum]

Brilliant! I take it back, Pardew couldn't write that well! Hope it's a good match on Sunday and a win for the mightly Rovers!

[Upton333]

Brilliant! I take it back, Pardew couldn't write that well! Hope it's a good match on Sunday and a win for the mightly Rovers!

Agree with all that except I'll change the last word to Hammers!

Cheers

[frosty]

Great preview Upton333

I also see you predicted Rovers for a 2-1 win

[Fife Rover]

So is that you away now Upton333? Dang it! Gone before I could get the old HMG up and running again!

Still, thanks for an honest preview, and hope your lot gets themselves sorted out soon. Only not TOO soon, if you get my drift.

Edited October 26, 2006 by Fife Rover

[Upton333]

Great preview Upton333

I also see you predicted Rovers for a 2-1 win

Chosen with my head, not my heart, obviously.

So is that you away now Upton333? Dang it! Gone before I could get the old HMG up and running again!

Still, thanks for an honest preview, and hope your lot gets themselves sorted out soon. Only not TOO soon, if you get my drift.

HMG?

[Fife Rover]

Chosen with my head, not my heart, obviously.

HMG?

You have not been reading all the earlier posts on this topic that you started you naughty boy!

Way back at the start of all this I asked you if you were a spy; remember? And then went on to accuse the various members of this site that meekly coughed up all the useful info you and Pardew needed to plan Rovers downfall of being 5th columnists (traitors). I was assisted in my efforts by a gallant attempt to make people see sense from Rovers Mum. All to no avail; hence the threat to use the normal WW2 summary justice for traitors which was hanging or shooting. I was trying to get my Heavy Machine Gun up and running again, but alas was too late.

The result now is that Rovers are doomed! Whammers to win by a bucketful!