[Archived] Who Is This Boards Biggest Idiot?

[ABBEY]

me!!!!!!!!!!!!

punched the wall when charlton scored...broke the friggin thing...2 days before i fly to phoenix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hope they let me fly

[FourLaneBlue]

You say..."broke the friggin thing"...but do you mean the wall or your hand???

[ABBEY]

my bloody arm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[broadsword]

Is the wall OK?

Seriously, sorry to hear that. We really could've done with a draw.

No, honestly, have you really broken your arm?

[trs]

Sounds like one hell of a punch

[ABBEY]

Is the wall OK?

Seriously, sorry to hear that. We really could've done with a draw.

No, honestly, have you really broken your arm?

honestly..well miffed ,got a flamin interview in liverpool when i get back as cwell....12 hours in plane slinged up on pain killers when theres fr3e ale...gutted

Sounds like one hell of a punch

not so much a punch but a slap...i went round 2 days thinking i had my gout but it sweeled and i went to cas last night.

[rover_groo]

Sounds uncomfortable Abbey.

Maybe more thought for the festive perios. Looks as though you have three options:-

1. Drinking your pint through a straw.

2. Hold the drink in your wrong hand (useful practise for drinking games)

3. Don't drink at all!!

[ABBEY]

without being crude how the hell do you wipe yer arse with the left hand opr shave....both have nearly thrown me over the edge today...and using a keyboard typing or using a mouse great

[Cheshireblue]

without being crude how the hell do you wipe yer arse with the left hand opr shave....both have nearly thrown me over the edge today...and using a keyboard typing or using a mouse great

You mean that you don't have someone to do all of those things for you?

[Jordan]

Sorry to hear that Abbey.

I would write a letter of complaint to Rovers and ask for compensation!

[DanLad]

without being crude how the hell do you wipe yer arse with the left hand opr shave....

You'll have to leave your arse unshaven for a bit?

[ABBEY]

class dan class

[LeChuck]

You'll have to leave your arse unshaven for a bit?

[DanLad]

honestly..well miffed ,got a flamin interview in liverpool when i get back as cwell....12 hours in plane slinged up on pain killers when theres fr3e ale...gutted

not so much a punch but a slap...i went round 2 days thinking i had my gout but it sweeled and i went to cas last night.

Ouch! It's not nice when your gout sweels, but when it goes to cas...well, you have my sympathy.

Seriously, Abbey, as a man who's had his fair share of broken bones I know how painful it is. I hope it gets better soon and mends well.

Which was more painful, the goal or the injury?

[ABBEY]

the thought of paying out £450 quid for the broncos and not being able to go

[Ninjathunder]

I nearly joined you Abbey. I swung my foot at our dining room wall but fortunately realised I was barefooted at the last split second and pulled out. I'd have spent xmas in a cast for sure.

[Jordan]

I remember walking out of Elland Road a few years back when Danny Mills scored in the last minute of a league cup tie and nearly putting my fist though a vending machine.

[USABlue]

When you land in Phoenix?

[modes98]

That is impressive, i have done that once and my hand did go through the wall, so maybe i was lucky. Add to that a glass i threw at the wall and broke my monitor by throwing a mouse at it

[ABBEY]

When you land in Phoenix?

tuesday 8pm....thimnktheres a few of us hitting hooters saturday as well as tailgating sun

[Baz]

without being crude how the hell do you wipe yer arse with the left hand opr shave....both have nearly thrown me over the edge today...and using a keyboard typing or using a mouse great

Stops you using Caps too I see!

Hope your trip goes well though

[ABBEY]

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN DO IT WITH ONE HAND

[blue/white]

without being crude how the hell do you wipe yer arse with the left hand opr shave....both have nearly thrown me over the edge today...and using a keyboard typing or using a mouse great

Strangely enough, your typing is better now!

[thenodrog]

Just clicked on this thread and I'm disappointed to hear your misfortune Abbs............ And with Vinjay out of the reckoning I was expecting Jim Mk2 to be everyones first choice!

Edited December 8, 2006 by thenodrog

[Wolverine]

Hope you get to go there Abs - Phoenix is one of those places on my list to visit. Are going to watch the Suns play?

Seriously, dude - good luck with it!