[Archived] Bayer Leverkeusen

[Ozz]

Why the **** would you go all the way to Germany to drink in an Irish bar?

[Ricky]

Because we're English and thats what we do.

[Ozz]

Fair enough!

[roversmum]

Because we're English and thats what we do.

[1864roverite]

Yorkblues

check yr pms I may have one for definite, I need a repsonse before 2100hrs Monday night

[revolutionrock!]

was looking on the germany tourism website and came across this

Germany's Gay & Lesbian culture is legendary and needs to be experienced first hand to be believed. All the big cities, and especially Berlin, Hamburg, Munich, Cologne and Frankfurt, have thriving gay scenes, as do many medium-sized and even relatively small towns.

Really looking forward to experiencing it :unsure:

[Mike Graham]

was looking on the germany tourism website and came across this

Really looking forward to experiencing it :unsure:

As someone who works in Liverpool I had hoped that 3 days in Cologne would mean that I could escape from a city full of gay boys for a few days; this is a disgrace. I want my money back.

ps. Is that Lucas on the right?

[SuperStella]

I've adopted the England cricket teams, Barmy Army song for Germany......

All together now...............

Everywhere we goooooo

People wanna know,

Who we areeeee........

And what we are drinking!

We are drinking, jager-meister

the jager, jager

MEISTER!

Barmy Army!

Barmy Army!

Barmy Army!

[mac]

Barmy Army!

Barmy Army!

Barmy Army!

[Ricky]

I fly today

Wooohooooo!!!!

[SuperStella]

See you there Ricky! Its going to be awesome!!!!

[herbergeehh]

Argh, wish I could fly out today too. Have a good trip everyone!

[SuperStella]

Germany was having trouble

What a sad, sad story

Needed a new leader to restore

Its former glory

Where, oh, where was he?

Where could that man be?

We looked around and then we found

The man for you and me

LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:

And now it's...

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Deutschland is happy and gay!

We're marching to a faster pace

Look out, here comes the master race!

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Rhineland's a fine land once more!

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Watch out, Europe

We're going on tour!

Springtime for Hitler and Germany...

CHORUS:

Look, it's springtime

LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:

Winter for Poland and France

CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER:

Springtime for Hitler and Germany!

CHORUS:

Springtime! Springtime!

Springtime! Springtime!

Springtime! Springtime!

Springtime! Springtime!

STORMTROOPER:

Come on, Germans

Go into your dance!

STORMTROOPER "ROLF":

I was born in Dusseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf.

STORMTROOPER "MEL":

Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!

ULLA:

The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming!

STORMTROOPER #1:

Heil Hitler!

STORMTROOPER #2:

Heil Hitler!

LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:

Heil Hitler!

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

ALL:

Heil Hitler!

ROGER:

Heil myself

Heil to me

I'm the kraut

Who's out to change our history

Heil myself

Raise your hand

There's no greater

Dictator in the land!

Everything I do, I do for you!

CHORUS:

Yes, you do!

ROGER:

If you're looking for a war, here's World War Two!

Heil myself

Raise your beer

CHORUS:

Jawohl!

ROGER:

Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer

CHORUS:

Hooray!

Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...

ROGER:

Heil myself!

CHORUS:

Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...

ROGER:

Heil myself!

CHORUS:

Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...

ROGER:

...stand and cheer!

THE HEIL-LOs:

The Fuhrer is causing a furor!

He's got those Russians on the run

You gotta love that wacky hun!

The Fuhrer is causing a furor

They can't say "no" to his demands

They're freaking out in foreign lands

He's got the whole world in his hands

The Fuhrer is causing a furor!

ROGER:

I was just a paper hanger

No one more obscurer

Got a phone call from the Reichstag

Told me I was Fuhrer

Germany was blue

What, oh, what to do?

Hitched up my pants

And conquered France

Now Deutschland's smiling through!

But it wasn't always so easy...

It was 1932. Hindenburg was working the Big Room and I...

I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break.

Somebody burned down the Reichstag. And, would you believe it?

They made me Chancellor. Chancellor!

It ain't no myst'ry

If it's politics or hist'ry

The thing you gotta know is

Ev'rything is show biz

Heil myself

Watch my show

I'm the German Ethel Merman

Dontcha know

We are crossing borders

The new world order is here

Make a great big smile

Ev'ryone sieg heil to me

Wonderful me!

And now it's...

CHORUS:

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

Goose-step's the new step today

ROGER:

Springtime!

Goose-steps!

CHORUS MEN:

Bombs falling from the skies again

CHORUS:

Deutschland is on the rise again

ROGER & CHORUS:

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

U-boats are sailing once more

Springtime for Hitler and Germany

ROGER:

Means that...

CHORUS:

Soon we'll be going...

ROGER:

We've got to be going...

CHORUS:

You know we'll be going....

ROGER:

You bet we'll be going...

ROGER & CHORUS:

You know we'll be going to war!!

[SAS]

im off to the burn station now for my train to airport

see you all on t`other side

skizzle

[CircoW]

Wish I was travelling today... in holiday mode and absolutely no motivation at work today.

Night out in Dusseldorf for me tomorrow. See you all in Cologne.

[Will]

Wish I was travelling today... in holiday mode and absolutely no motivation at work today.

Night out in Dusseldorf for me tomorrow. See you all in Cologne.

See you in Dusseldorf!

[CircoW]

See you in Dusseldorf!

Ah, good lad! I'll look (or listen) out for you!

[berkshireblue]

See you all in Cologne tomorrow night!!!

[trs]

Surprised Waggy's not been in touch yet

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

Bay Arena in Leverkusen

Good old Google Earth

[Ozz]

I can see Waggy and his stall.

[Jan]

Ipod updated- check

Ticket packed- check

Passport packed- check

Tom tom updated- check

Driving license packed- check

Camera charged and packed- check

I can go- 10.55am tomorrow to Dusseldorf. See some of you there!

[Tris]

Taxi's booked for 6.15am, pop down to Waterloo International - we'll be in Brussels for elevenses and Cologne for lunch

See yous there ...

[Paul]

Now full of nervous excitment for my first away game in Europe, last night went like this:

• Checked flight booking
• Booked hotel
• Checked local trains to ground and Koln back to Dusseldorf
• Can't find passport
• Wife out for evening
• Wife back home
• Wife admits to moving all important documents to spare room!
• Had domestic
• Depart Manchester 12.50 Wednesday
• Dusseldorf 15.20
• Leverkusen 17.00

[Glenn]

Half a days work to do, then it's the short trip up to LBA, flight to Dusseldorf, train to Cologne, chuck my stuff in the hotel and I should see you all in the pub for last orders.