[Archived] She Has Really Lost It Now

[Cocker]

What have you done woman

[herbergeehh]

*Yawn*

[roversWASmylife]

I still would.

[American]

If you've seen the limo pics, you'll know she just wanted the drapes to match the carpet.

[herbergeehh]

Well It's ever so funny

Coz I don't think you're special I don't think you're cool

you're just probably alright

But under these lights you look beautiful

And I'm struggling

I can't see through your fake tan

Oh ya know it for a fact

That everybody's eating outta your hands

What do you know?

Oh you know nothing!

But I'll still take you home

[modes98]

Ah jesus leave the poor girl alone. Anything she does, she gets critised for.

At the end of the day it's her life and she can do what she wants, including the GI Jane look.

[broadsword]

She needs my love to set her back on the straight and narrow.

[pg]

I'll share her with you Bryan.

A few months of some TLC and some fresh air in the english countryside, and she'll be strapping on the school uniform, air-hostess outfit and spy ensemble and be as good as new

[FourLaneBlue]

Well It's ever so funny

Coz I don't think you're special I don't think you're cool

you're just probably alright

But under these lights you look beautiful

And I'm struggling

I can't see through your fake tan

Oh ya know it for a fact

That everybody's eating outta your hands

What do you know?

Oh you know nothing!

But I'll still take you home

Are the Arctic Monkeys big in Norway herb?

[bob fleming]

Are the Arctic Monkeys big in Norway herb?

Who the (Please don't use that word again) are Arctic Monkeys ?

[FourLaneBlue]

Who the (Please don't use that word again) are Arctic Monkeys ?

Sorry bob I don't understand Norwegian. Can you try English please?

[broadsword]

Artic Monkeys is an abbreviation of articulated monkeys.

They have an extra joint in their abdomens, to enable them to swing and tumble like mofo's between branches.

[neekoy]

And here I am thinking they were a four piece indie british rock band

[1864roverite]

Excuse me, but did she ever really have it???

[ABBEY]

id bang her

[SIMON GARNERS 194]

Straight to the point..that's our Abbey!! :lol

[herbergeehh]

Who the (Please don't use that word again) are Arctic Monkeys ?

Norwegians? Dunno.. They're quite popular, wouldn't call them big. Too new and too few gigs outside the UK..

[FourLaneBlue]

Norwegians? Dunno.. They're quite popular, wouldn't call them big. Too new and too few gigs outside the UK..

Can someone translate this for me?

Why don't these Vikings learn English? We learn their erm lang....learn their...we buy stuff from IKEA don't we? What's wrong with them?

[bob fleming]

http://www.arcticmonkeys.com/releases.html

Have i done something to trigger…

The funny looks and the snigger?

Are they there at all…

Or is it just paranoia

She's let herself go a bit hasn't she though?

[herbergeehh]

Ikea is Swedish, mate

[FourLaneBlue]

Ikea is Swedish, mate

I know...that was part of the joke, not a very good part admittedly...

Also originally from Sweden is apparently the greeting 'Hey'. So now you know...

As for Britney, she definitely used to look a lot nicer...

[Ozz]

Are the Arctic Monkeys big in Norway herb?

Not as big as the Arctic Circle is.

And I still would an' all.

[herbergeehh]

Also originally from Sweden is apparently the greeting 'Hey'. So now you know...

Wasn't aware of that. We like the "hi" word better here..

[FourLaneBlue]

And I still would an' all.

Bereft of hair on the noggin or not...it would be rude not to!

[herbergeehh]

Why don't these Vikings learn English? We learn their erm lang....learn their...we buy stuff from IKEA don't we? What's wrong with them?

Thought about your post instantly when I read this..

This little debacle is about the site using Google's image search for Andrei Voronin, and therefore finding the man on the picture - and obviously using it as a metaphore for the lack of a big name-rumour..

And I

i dont know what google search you use, but when i type his name in all i see is pictures of him! Perhaps you should research how to spell players names in their native language. Ukraine it ANDRIY! Try that perhaps!

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Why? We’re speaking ENGLISH so why wouldnt we use his ENGLISH NAME you muppet. (Please don't use that word again) off with that pompous ######

Kinda arrogant, innit?