[Archived] Burnley Have Sacked The Gaffer

[SIMON GARNERS 194]

Burnley played in a blue and white striped kit today to 'celebrate' 125 years of mediocrity.Absolute gem of a comment on Claretsmad today..............

whilst the announcement over the PA of 'Come on you blue and whites' as the teams came out was very embarrassing.

[Billy Castell]

Now let's say this Coyle chap does brilliantly, and get promoted with Burnley by getting their donkeys playing superb football, then avoids relegation the next season. Hughes leaves to replace Ferguson at Man Utd, and this Flood character decides to give no fundsfor Coyle's 2nd season in the op division. Coyle fills the gap left by Hughes, and Burnley get some dobbin like Peter Reid or Mickey Adams in get pooed on until Janurary, which forces the dingles to gamble all their money on crap with Premiership experience, and go down. The 1st season back down sees all the old and overpaid players continuing to earn loads of money for being crap, and Burnley do a bit of a Leeds. And all this time Coyle will be guiding Rovers to European qualification and success, as he had cut his teeth at a poorer club.

Wouldn't that future be funny?

And didn't Owen Coyle play for Bolton in the McAteer/Stubbs/Paatelinen period?

[cn174]

  Billy Castell said:

And didn't Owen Coyle play for Bolton in the McAteer/Stubbs/Paatelinen period?

Yes

[eddiecolne]

Let's hope he's overhyped (as usual with the dingles) and they get relegated, " Job Done"

[USABlue]

  Billy Castell said:

Now let's say this Coyle chap does brilliantly, and get promoted with Burnley by getting their donkeys playing superb football, then avoids relegation the next season. Hughes leaves to replace Ferguson at Man Utd, and this Flood character decides to give no fundsfor Coyle's 2nd season in the op division. Coyle fills the gap left by Hughes, and Burnley get some dobbin like Peter Reid or Mickey Adams in get pooed on until Janurary, which forces the dingles to gamble all their money on crap with Premiership experience, and go down. The 1st season back down sees all the old and overpaid players continuing to earn loads of money for being crap, and Burnley do a bit of a Leeds. And all this time Coyle will be guiding Rovers to European qualification and success, as he had cut his teeth at a poorer club.

Wouldn't that future be funny?

No, it wouldn't. None of what you suggest is even remotely bearable let alone funny. With that imagination though you may think about writing novels for a living.

[OhmiBRFC]

  Billy Castell said:

Now let's say this Coyle chap does brilliantly, and get promoted with Burnley by getting their donkeys playing superb football, then avoids relegation the next season. Hughes leaves to replace Ferguson at Man Utd, and this Flood character decides to give no fundsfor Coyle's 2nd season in the op division. Coyle fills the gap left by Hughes, and Burnley get some dobbin like Peter Reid or Mickey Adams in get pooed on until Janurary, which forces the dingles to gamble all their money on crap with Premiership experience, and go down. The 1st season back down sees all the old and overpaid players continuing to earn loads of money for being crap, and Burnley do a bit of a Leeds. And all this time Coyle will be guiding Rovers to European qualification and success, as he had cut his teeth at a poorer club.

Wouldn't that future be funny?

And didn't Owen Coyle play for Bolton in the McAteer/Stubbs/Paatelinen period?

Wouldn't want no ex-dingle managing us thank you very much

[Fife Rover]

  OhmiBRFC said:

Wouldn't want no ex-dingle managing us thank you very much

Why not? We have had enough ex-dingles playing for us in the past and most of them proved to be very useful at least and bloody good at best.

[deryck guyler's spoon]

  Fife Rover said:

Why not? We have had enough ex-dingles playing for us in the past and most of them proved to be very useful at least and bloody good at best.

John Conelley [sic], Marshall Burke.........erm, go on then Fife.

[den]

Adam Blacklaw.

[philipl]

Burnley lost £4.3m last year but "it is no cause for concern"- and that's before the spending begins....

[Gav]

If easily offended I wouldn't read on

[Ozz]

It occured to me on Tuesday that it is highly likely that Owen Coyles name was probably chanted at Ewood Park before it was at Turf Moor!

[roversmum]

  GAV said:

If easily offended I wouldn't read on

Priceless

[rebelmswar]

"The only thing more incredible than a Dingle having net access is the fact that you didnt check that before making your self look daft. Cheers for re-enforcing the stereotype though!"

The best imo.

[Grabbi Graeme]

Dingles 2-0 down at Blackpool, seems their away record is crumbling as well

[brfcshabba]

Make that 3-0

[deryck guyler's spoon]

  Cookiemonster said:

Make that 3-0

The Dingles are are leaving in their droves (all 30,000 of them)

Great fun over on dinglesmad where some are calling for Coyle's head on a platter!

[DudeAbides]

hahahaha.....

the honeymoon well and truly over

[philipl]

Nice to see Big Ben Burgess got Blackpool's second.

[Ben-2000]

ha ha, 3-0 FT.

The wheels are once again falling off the Dingle wagon

[SIMON GARNERS 194]

Wonder if Arsenal will beat our 5-0 against the unspeakables at this rate....should make good viewing folks!!!!!

[USABlue]

Is it true what have read, that Dingles wanting to buy a ticket for the Arsenal cup game must also buy a ticket for another match. If so how can this be, is this sort of ticketing policy even legal? Just shows how much Burnley FC care about their "Worlds greatest fans" Scandalous IMHO

[American]

Worked here when Beckham came to play against the Revs. Had to buy a 4 game package and still sold out. Smart marketing as far as I'm concerned.

Unfortunately when they go to see the other match and see what dross is on display...