[Archived] Best Chant/song At Ewood

[ABBEY]

fliers are for numpties.

[Blue n White Rover]

fliers are for numpties.

Well I don't know then Abbey, maybe you could go round town centre with a microphone in ya hand singing chants and getting people to come to games, because I don't see any other realistic alternatives.

[ABBEY]

i dont ned a mic

[Blue n White Rover]

i dont ned a mic

Fair enough. I'm sure you and your one man army can fill Ewood this Saturday.

Can't wait.

[gazsimm]

fliers are for numpties.

what about musical instruments being introduced to the crowd!!, i can play the trumpet very well!!!!!

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

The only song we'll need is:

"Bentley Bentley, hows the bench?"

[jodrell]

You will only get to Europe on your holiday

[eddiewac]

Sumat about the England squad would be a nice touch

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

Beckham for England.

[gazsimm]

The only song we'll need is:

"Bentley Bentley, hows the bench?"

we could all shout, please come back David we all miss you!!

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

We all know that's what we'll be mouthing but the words "W@nker, Bentley David is a" will come out by accident.

[eddiewac]

Beckham for England.

Haha, or Where were you on Wednesday night?!

or

Never play for England, ya'll never play for England!

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

Where were you on Wednesday night?!

This will be appropriate. Or some other variation.

[gazsimm]

I think we should just keep our mouths shut, you never know Bentley, might just have the last laugh!!. If the reports are true that Redknapp wants to get rid of Bentley in the summer, i would be delighted to have him back at Rovers.

[mellison24]

LOVE this one:

Oh David Bentleys magic

He wears a magic hat

And when he chose to leave Blackburn, he was a silly tw@t!! (copyrite: Hughesy)

'Beckham for England!' was a good suggestion, but maybe 'Lennon for England' would be more apt because him and Bentley are in the same team?

Also loved the 'Where were you on Wednesday night??' one.

[CAPT KAYOS]

'There's only one David Bentley , One David Bentley

He upped and went

To warm Spurs Bench

Picking out the splinters in his behind!!'

[Hughesy]

Some tasty chants in here - il make sure 1 or two of them make it to ewood on saturday.

[mellison24]

Some tasty chants in here - il make sure 1 or two of them make it to ewood on saturday.

ditto mate!! (Btw i'm the guy in the middle of the lower tier of the Blackburn end with the flag after the main one goes across.....just to let people know lol)

[AspRover]

Ok, its not perfect but;

(to Hallelujah)

Oh he comes from the Netherlands,

In our defence is where he stands,

but he still gets up to score a goal or two-yer,

He can play in the middle or on the right,

but on the left he's pretty sh1te,

and he looks good in the blue and white,

its Ooijer!

Andre Ooijer, Andre Ooijer, Andre Ooijer, Andre Oo-ooo-ooijer.

theres some artistic license in line 3, better suggestions are welcome, and the end only lines up if you sing it right

(the baffled king composing, [ha - lle - lujah]

And he looks good in the blue and [white - its - ooijer] )

but hey.

[Sandiway Blue]

Tugay, you are my Turkish Delight

You make Ronaldo ( or insert any other player) look Sh#t@

Thank God you Wear Blue and White

Repeat until he claps at us.

Quite like this one,could definitely catch on..

[Hughesy]

Kevin Gallagher sets the challenge for new songs

(to the tune of Que Sera, Sera) Gael Givet, Givet, He’s better than Ashley, So sign him up permanently, Gael Givet, Givet.

(to the tune of Oasis – She’s Electric) Stephen Warnock, We know he can shoot and he can block, The Premier League is now in shock, And he needs more time.

He was once was a Scouser, But now he is truly a Rover, Bet you wish he was still yours Rafa, And he needs more time.

(to the tune of Lord of the Dance) Roque’s as good as you can be, Even though he wants to be at City, And if he scores goals like it used to be, Roque still will be top of the tree.

[T4E]

EDIT: Sorry Hughesy, shooting the messenger. Those are bloody awful though.

[Hughesy]

I know mate - really poor.

[Blue n White Rover]

We'll be coming, We'll be coming

We'll be coming down the road

When you hear the noise of the Jack Walker boys

We'll be coming down the road!

[Jim J]

Gael Givet, Givet, He comes from far away, he looks like he's a stray, Gael Givet, Givet.