[Archived] Best Chant/song At Ewood

[Hughesy]

Gael Givet, Givet,

he came from france to play,

he could do with a hair-cut today,

Gael Givet, Givet

[Blue n White Rover]

Whose the rock of our back four

Nelsen Nelsen

The opposition score no more

Nelsen Nelsen

He's 6ft 2 got spikey hair

He's never scored but we don't care

Ryan Nelsen Rovers' centre half

[Hughesy]

To what tune?

[Blue n White Rover]

To what tune?

The o2 advert tune/Torres Chant/The animals came in 2 by 2

[T4E]

The o2 advert tune/Torres Chant/The animals came in 2 by 2

Thats actually not bad. Shame Nelsen is ######.

[gazsimm]

Thats actually not bad. Shame Nelsen is ######.

he scored 2 yesterday against the mighty thailand A though!!!!

[T4E]

One for the defence -

"La Bamba"

La la la Christopher Samba,

La la la Christopher Samba,

Ryan Nelsen, Aaron Mokoena,

Stephen Warnock, Stephen Warnock, Stephen Warnock, Stephen Warnock

La la la Christopher Samba................etc

One for the rest -

"Lets talk about sex"

Lets talk about Diouf, baby

Lets talk about McCarthy,

Lets talk about Jason Roberts, Santa Cruz and Steven Reid,

Lets about Diouf, lets talk about Diouf

[4ever&ever]

Good attempts there lads, I've noticed though that your basing all the songs on players, I think maybe focussing more on the club would be better personaly as this usually gets a better reaction with our fans like forever and ever and no nay never.

[Hughesy]

We need more chants for both players and club.

Blue n white rover not bad - maybe better for another player rather than Nelsen though.

How about.....

Hes big and strong, and 6ft 4

Samba, Samba

He only cost 3 hundred grand

Samba samba

We bought the man from a german club

He only just fits in-a bath tub

Chrisy Samba, Rovers number 4

Na nar na nar

Na nar na nar

Na nar na nar

Na nar na nar

Chrisy Samba, Rovers number 4

[super_arran]

Keith andrews, Andrews

We signed him from league 2

He's no better than me or you

Keith Andrews, Andrews.

[SIMON GARNERS 194]

Kevin Gallagher sets the challenge for new songs

Truly embarrassing stuff is this.

Lets have the old chants back.

[Hughesy]

Go ahead and post some then... some of our younger posters might not know which chants your referring to.

We need new chants too.

[bubblerrovers]

The best chant at ewood for me was Champions, Champions, Champions, doubt i'll ever be singing that again tho

[Hughesy]

Also 'Are you watching Manchester' or 'Did you cry at Upton Park'

[Ray-Von]

One of my personal faves that is never heard these days is the version of John Lennon's "Give peace a chance"

Often sung with quarter of an hour to go in a tight game " All we are saying is give us a goal!"

Haven't heard that for donkey's years.

[Lurid Coat]

"Lets talk about sex"

Lets talk about Diouf, baby

Lets talk about McCarthy,

Lets talk about Jason Roberts, Santa Cruz and Steven Reid,

Lets about Diouf, lets talk about Diouf

Brilliant

I'm going for a more simplistic, naive and downright awful approach

(Oh When The Saints)

Oh when the Jase,

Oh when the Jase,

Oh when the Jase bursts through on goal

I wouldn't want to be that keeper

'cause Jason Roberts' on a roll

(not exactly true, chances are he'll smash it into the crowd instead, but hey)

(Old MacDonald Had A Farm)

Samba is a decent bloke

Ee i ee i o

He'll score 'gainst Spurs and score 'gainst Stoke

Ee i ee i o

He'll rise above

And head it home

Gonna score, gonna score, gonna gonna score score

Samba is our only hope

Ee i ee i o

[T4E]

(Old MacDonald Had A Farm)

Samba is a decent bloke

Ee i ee i o

He'll score 'gainst Spurs and score 'gainst Stoke

Ee i ee i o

He'll rise above

And head it home

Gonna score, gonna score, gonna gonna score score

Samba is our only hope

Ee i ee i o

I like this actually but I don't think we can use it after "Big Brad Friedels got big hands".

We've actually had some really good, funny songs in the not too distant past, but they seem to be met with apathy by the majority of our fans which is why they dont catch on. I liked the idea of an organised committee type set up to try and get things going - if United do it then its good enough for us, they come up with some real crackers.

Good attempts there lads, I've noticed though that your basing all the songs on players, I think maybe focussing more on the club would be better personaly as this usually gets a better reaction with our fans like forever and ever and no nay never.

I actually much prefer the ones that cover a few players, a bit more for the novelty and it's more fun trying to fit as many names in to a song as you can. Just to prove the point (!)here's another bad one I've just spent way too long coming up with -

"Blue Suede Shoes"

Well it's a one for the Dunny,

Robbo in goal,

Khizanishvili,

and Vincenzo,

But don't you, forget about Keith Andrews,

Now he can do anything, don't forget about Keith Andrews

[mellison24]

Brilliant

I'm going for a more simplistic, naive and downright awful approach

(Oh When The Saints)

Oh when the Jase,

Oh when the Jase,

Oh when the Jase bursts through on goal

I wouldn't want to be that keeper

'cause Jason Roberts' on a roll

(not exactly true, chances are he'll smash it into the crowd instead, but hey)

(Old MacDonald Had A Farm)

Samba is a decent bloke

Ee i ee i o

He'll score 'gainst Spurs and score 'gainst Stoke

Ee i ee i o

He'll rise above

And head it home

Gonna score, gonna score, gonna gonna score score

Samba is our only hope

Ee i ee i o

LOVE both of these. but maybe this wud be more apt for jason roberts.....

Oh when the jase (X2)

Has got the ball (X2)

Oh when the Jase has got the ball!!

How i would love to be that keeper,

Cos he'd miss the f*ckin goal!!

[Lurid Coat]

"Blue Suede Shoes"

Well it's a one for the Dunny,

Robbo in goal,

Khizanishvili,

and Vincenzo,

But don't you, forget about Keith Andrews,

Now he can do anything, don't forget about Keith Andrews

That's hilarious, absolute quality. I, too, think it's funny to have songs about specific players, especially when they're a bit random and not necessarily the bigger names.

I still think "Let's Talk About Diouf" is amongst the finest contributions in this thread, somehow I find it extremely funny that someone would want to have a conversation about Stephen Reid and some of the others.

LOVE both of these. but maybe this wud be more apt for jason roberts.....

Oh when the jase (X2)

Has got the ball (X2)

Oh when the Jase has got the ball!!

How i would love to be that keeper,

Cos he'd miss the f*ckin goal!!

Haha, yeah, that'd be more fitting. Doubt that it'll do wonders for his confidence, though!

Another bad attempt full of blatant lies, to the tune of Guantanamera:

Came all the way from Africa

Aaron is his name

Showing off his silky skills

He's very good at this game

Oh, Mokoena

I'm saying, oh, Mokoena

Oh, Mokoeeena

I'm saying, oh, Mokoena

Scoring screamers from 30 yards

And sometimes even more

Dribbling past the opponents

Leaves them confused on the floor

It is our boy, Mokoena

I'm saying, oh, Mokoena

Oh Mokoeeena,

Don't leave us, oh, Mokoena

Wouldn't surprise me if someone has already done a Mokoena-Guantanamera tune already, though.

[mellison24]

"Woooooooooaaaaaaaaaahh!!! Roberts is on FIRE!!!!' to tune of Sex on Fire by King's of Leon. (change name as appropriate) lol

[T4E]

Bloody awful. Good work

[tcj_jones]

Well there's certainly some good 'uns floating about here. But, for me, there is only one winner...

(Drums) BOOM BOOM BOOM

(Crowd) GET INTO 'EM!

BOOM BOOM BOOM

GET INTO 'EM!

[American]

We all know that's what we'll be mouthing but the words "W@nker, Bentley David is a" will come out by accident.

I'm guessing it will be "there's only one greedy @#/?" though after singing that about Lucas, maybe it should be "there are only 2 greedy @#/?s"

[AggyBlue]

Another favourite of mine is 'WE WANT SIX, WE WANT SIX'

[Hughesy]

6 more points?!?