[Archived] Best Chant/song At Ewood

[mellison24]

Some geezer on our coach to the Stoke game had a good chant for Dunny, however I can't remember few of the lines. I was to the tune of the Torres Chant.

His armband proves he's Blue and White

Dunny Dunny

He used to be ace but now he's @#/?

Dunny Dunny

We bought him back from Birmingham

And now he plays with Pedersen

Let's all get ###### when Dunny scores a goal

na na na na na na na na na na

How about that?

[Hughesy]

His waistline proves he's overweight

Dunny Dunny

Hes always on the floor injured

Dunny Dunny

We bought him back from Birmingham

And now he plays with Pedersen

We'd all die-of-shock if Dunny scored a goal

na na na na na na na na na na

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

Don't cry for me, Alan Shearer....

[T4E]

Don't cry for me, Alan Shearer....

Oh, I like that A LOT.

[sussexrover]

Don't cry for me, Alan Shearer....

The truth is you should never have left us?

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

I couldn't be arsed writing verses, I just thought I'd plant that seed in some creative person's mind and take all the credit for it.

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Don't cry for me Alan Shearer

The truth is you shouldn't have left

You brought us good days

But now we're insistent

Relegate them now

Take them the distance

And as for Fergie, and as for Kev

You shouldn't have let them take you

Though it seemed to the world that was all you desired

They are just Geordies

They are not the solutions they promised to be

The answer was here all the time

We love you and hope you love BRFC

Don't cry for me Alan Shearer

Even for 5 minutes that's terrible.

I'll leave it to somebody who can string a coherent sentence together.

[Hughesy]

You are the Geordies

The stupid Geordies

Please make us happy on this sun-day

Coz relegation is just so near

please just the Geordies away

[CrazyIvan]

You are the Geordies

The stupid Geordies

Please make us happy on this sun-day

Coz relegation is just so near

please just the Geordies away

I'm assuming you missed 'send' from the last sentence but I quite like it...

[Hughesy]

Yes missed send - cheers

You are the Geordies

The stupid Geordies

Please make us happy on this sun-day

Coz relegation is just so near

please just send the Geordies away

[Hughesy]

Can anyone thing of an ended to this one??

Ey aye, ey aye, ey aye, oh

Down the football league they go

If they get rele-gated, this is what we’ll sing............

Option 1 -

They are Geordies,

There a big club

Lets hope they do a Leeds

Option 2 -

We are rovers,

We are rovers,

Big Sam is laughing

[Hughesy]

Maybe we should just sing 'Mike Ashleys a football genius'.

Or how about (Not happy with the last part, but couldnt think of anything else):

Oh Mike Ashley is magic

He wears a magic a hat

And when he bought the geordies

He was a silly tw@t

1st he sacked our Big Sam

& then brought Shearer in

And now the so called ‘massive’ club

Is almost in the bin

[BlueWhiteDynamite]

There was one dingle B*****d with 6 fingers

There was one dingle B*****d with 6 fingers

There was one dingle B*****d

and then he Sh*g**d his sister

There were 2 dingle B*****ds with 6 Fingers

There were 2 dingle B*****ds with 6 Fingers

There were 2 dingle B*****ds with 6 Fingers

There were 2 dingle B*****ds

and one then Sh*g**d his sister

There were 3 dingle B*****ds with 6 Fingers

and so on..........

[OhmiBRFC]

There was one dingle B*****d with 6 fingers

There was one dingle B*****d with 6 fingers

There was one dingle B*****d

and then he Sh*g**d his sister

There were 2 dingle B*****ds with 6 Fingers

There were 2 dingle B*****ds with 6 Fingers

There were 2 dingle B*****ds with 6 Fingers

There were 2 dingle B*****ds

and one then Sh*g**d his sister

There were 3 dingle B*****ds with 6 Fingers

and so on..........

Love it

[dannydisco]

The Dingle Family to the tune of the Adams Family;

Went something like;

Your uncle is your aunty,

your mother is you brother

your all xxxxing one another

the dingle family

di di di click click

di di di click click

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

Can anyone thing of an ended to this one??

Ey aye, ey aye, ey aye, oh

Down the football league they go

If they get rele-gated, this is what we’ll sing............

Option 1 -

They are Geordies,

There a big club

Lets hope they do a Leeds

Option 2 -

We are rovers,

We are rovers,

Big Sam is laughing

Option 2. And to make it fit, sing "when they're relegated, this is what we'll sing".

[Rick_Blackburn_91]

I had one for when we first signed Carlos...guess it's pointless now!

To the tune of Copacabana:

His name is Carlos

Villa-Nueva

The Rovers' new Chilean saviour

[10moorgate]

There was one dingle B*****d with 6 fingers

There was one dingle B*****d with 6 fingers

There was one dingle B*****d

and then he Sh*g**d his sister

There were 2 dingle B*****ds with 6 Fingers

There were 2 dingle B*****ds with 6 Fingers

There were 2 dingle B*****ds with 6 Fingers

There were 2 dingle B*****ds

and one then Sh*g**d his sister

There were 3 dingle B*****ds with 6 Fingers

and so on..........

think if you replace fingers with toes it's easier to fit in!

[67splitscreen]

If I had the wings of an angel

The dirty black a... of a crow

I'd fly over burnley tomorrow

And s... on the bas.... below,

below sh.. on, sh.. on I'd sh..

on the bast.... below, below.

Quality, you can't beat the old classics.

[mhead]

Where is the great muse of poetic song when we need him.......LORD PETER PINEAPPLE. Younger viewers see Messageboard Gold.

[T4E]

Where is the great muse of poetic song when we need him.......LORD PETER PINEAPPLE. Younger viewers see Messageboard Gold.

Cucumber?

[Florida Rover]

whatever happened to him?Is he dead?Hasn't been on the messageboard in years and years.(that I have seen)

[Jordan]

whatever happened to him?Is he dead?Hasn't been on the messageboard in years and years.(that I have seen)

Last seen on this board on 19th July 2004.

[Blue n White Rover]

Alan Shearer's taking you down

taking you down taking you down!

Alan Shearer's taking you down

With the 'Boro!

To the tune of "London Bridge is falling down".

[eddiewac]

But that wouldn't make sense unless we were playing them, how about just Down with the Shearer, ya going down with the Shearer

[Ricky]

Works better as

'Alan Shearers going down, going down, going down

Alan Shearers going down

Down with the Boro!!!'