[Archived] Best Headline Ever?

[Shevchenko]

...it just might be!

Follow the link to a headline made of WIN.

[colin]

I always thought that the "Private Eye" take on a librarians' strike in Essex won it

"Book Lack In Ongar."

[Macky]

When Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic a few years back the headline read: Super Cali Go Ballistic Celtic are Atrocious

Another one that springs to mind, not necessarily the best by any means, but when Lua Lua Got Malaria a couple of years a go, the sun printed the headline "Lua Lua's got Malaria-Laria" How wrong of them!(CLICK)

[cletus]

I think it was eirther the daily star or the Sun sport pages a few years back. Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger was spotted in the crowd, checking a player out. the headlines said....

ARSENE ABOUT ......probably a Spurs supporting journalist .

[Grabbi Graeme]

Some good ones here from Digital Spy forum

Click

[T4E]

The King is Stead - Long Live the King

[S15]

'Hackburn Go Rover The Top.'

[tcj_jones]

  Macky said:

When Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic a few years back the headline read: Super Cali Go Ballistic Celtic are Atrocious

That has to be the best headline I have ever read!

[Billinge End Blue]

Seem to recall the then Lancashire Evening Telegraph's

'Berserk Blackburn Youth Bit Police Dog'

[grizfoot]

One of the headlines in the LET this week amuzed me greatly:

"B'BURN MAN GETS FROSTBITE SLEEPING IN SHED"

Article about it here

Must have been a slow day on the newsfront...

[Cheshireblue]

The was one on the front of the Gulf times last year that read "Robot camel jockeys save childrens lives".

[cletus]

The Sun this week had a headline relating to the returning 'war' hero Prince Harry metting up with his girlfriend Chelsea....

it read.....HARRY BACK IN CHELSEA

[rover6]

Soccernet had a headline which I don't consider the best or even near, but anyway, it referred to Swiss side, Young Boys, erection of a new stand (or words to that effect).

[American]

Young Boys played MyPa several years back. I think the headline was MyPa Beats Young Boys

[Krillin]

A few years back Gerry Queen was sent off for fighting in a game at Selhurst Park. Sunday 'paper headline was, of course, QUEEN IN BRAWL AT PALACE.

[LDRover]

Has to be 'IT'S PADDY PANTSDOWN' in the Sun referring to Paddy Ashdown's affair with a secretary.

[blue phil]

"Oooooh Harvey !" - when the MP Harvey Proctor was unveiled as a woofter .......

[1864roverite]

"BURNLEY BOMBED"

[Ozz]

When we won the league in 1995 one red top ran the headline JACKBURN RAVERS over a photo of the team celebrating.

[Billy Castell]

Skysports.com had a headline that went something like 'City to fill Schmeichel's gap with Seaman', after the Danish keeper retired. It may have been different, but it was along those lines. Sadly they changed it quite quickly.

[Beta Ray Bill]

  Billy Castell said:

Skysports.com had a headline that went something like 'City to fill Schmeichel's gap with Seaman', after the Danish keeper retired. It may have been different, but it was along those lines. Sadly they changed it quite quickly.

"Keegan fills Schmeichel hole with Seaman" iirc.

[Billy Castell]

That was it. Just as well Julian Dicks wasn't transfered to Man City on the same day.

Shame Stefan Kuentz never played for Burnley either.

Anyway, the headline in the Sport when the designer Versache was shot was 'Shoot you sir'.

[adopted scouser]

"Freddie Starr ate my Hamster"

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