[Archived] Excuse Me, While I Kiss This Guy!

[cletus]

We`ve all mis-heard song lyrics & often wondered 'what the hell are pop stars singing about?' & there`s plenty of websites dedicated to the subject, but here`s the chance to tell us what`s your favourite mis-heard lyrics ......

Here`s a few i found amusing.....

"Excuse me, while i kiss this guy!".....Purple haze, Jimi Hendrix

"She`s got a chicken to ride,

she`s got a chicken to ri-hi-ide,

she`s got a chicken to ride,

& a donkey!"....................................Ticket to ride, The Beatles

....& a new one, pointed out to me by my hard of hearing sister,

"You got me begging you for bird-seed".......mercy, by Duffy

over to you.......

[Flopsy]

as mentioned in Shameless last night

as part of the lords prayer

"Howard be thy name"

[adopted scouser]

Robert Palmer

"Might as well face it, you're a d*ck with a glove"

[T4E]

Here's the website to accompany the topic - http://www.kissthisguy.com/

[rosie]

Big in your pants tonight - Alphaville (Big in Japan)

and my own personal favourite because my son created it: Goodbye my ladder - James Blunt (goodbye my lover).

[LeftWinger]

Shania Twains - "That Don't Impress Me Much"

The line - "I can't believe you kiss your car good night"

Sounds very close to "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night"

[ABBEY]

i do....doesnt everyone?

[Florida Rover]

Bingo Jed had a light on

Jet Airliner

Steve Miller Band