[Archived] Bacon

[Presty On Tour]

And God forbid any police officer wanting to eat a bacon sandwich at a festival where muslims are present. Police officers have been banned from eating bacon butties at a festival at Alexandra Palace in North London.

A Met spokesman said: "It was decided to exclude pork because of concerns visitors might see an officer eating a bacon or ham sandwich."

As I said, as a society we've clearly got our priorities wrong.....

Some people would call that filial cannibalism.

[yoda]

Go to bed Yoda. Sleep it off,

humour has never been your strong point

[thenodrog]

humour has never been your strong point

That'll come as a shock! I've a suspicious feeling that Colin thinks it is.

[colin]

humour has never been your strong point:lol:

I'm a civil servant and I support Blackburn Rovers. Sense of humour really needed. The black variety.

So, point refuted.

As I speak I am rubbing your nose in the internet mud. Take that. Rub rub rub.

[yoda]

I'm a civil servant and I support Blackburn Rovers. Sense of humour really needed. The black variety.

So, point refuted.

As I speak I am rubbing your nose in the internet mud. Take that. Rub rub rub.

civil servant and a sense of humour, does not compute, does not compute,

reminds me of another "proffesion"

what do accountants use for contraceptives?

personality!

[thenodrog]

humour has never been your strong point

That'll come as a shock! I've a suspicious feeling that Colin thinks it is.

I'm a civil servant and I support Blackburn Rovers. Sense of humour really needed. The black variety.

So, point refuted.

As I speak I am rubbing your nose in the internet mud. Take that. Rub rub rub.

I rest my case. Point proven beyond all doubt.

[colin]

Excuse me Gents

Friday funnies

Not noticed either of you two lighting up the site with chuckles recently.

"Anyway, this woman walks in to a cocktail bar.

She has a look at the board behing the bar which list all the varieties of cocktails available

She says to the barman "I'd like a "Double Entendre" please."

So he gives her one."

Thank you. Let's streak back to bacon if you don't mind.....