[Archived] Longest Name(s) In World Football

[AggyBlue]

Fred

OK then,

Jo

[Alan75]

Shane Long?

It's short, really...

Is that Craig Shorts bigger brother

[Darth Paul]

Just found a couple of funny ones after a quick search:

Bongo Christ: Congolese striker who played for Hannover in 97-98, probably no relation...

Segar @#/?: Played once for England and reffed the 1878 cup final. Name says it all.

Harry Daft: Three goals in five international appearances for England.

Johnny Moustache: Seychelles International apparantley. Coming to a blue movie near you.

Frank Awanka: Midfielder, Luxembourg.

[Lathund]

Some great ones here The best one perhaps being "Naughty Mokoena". Seems like DP has seen that one as well

As for normal, but long, names; Eric Rabesandratana, used to play for PSG IIRC.

[Eddie]

"Australia once had a goalkeeper called Norman Conquest"

[jny]

Chiqui Arce Ars Bandeet

Segar @#/?

ji Banjo

Harry Daft

Steve Death Danny Diver . <A name=SectionDropsy>Dominique Dropsy Rod Fanni

[Dunnfc]

IGNORE

[Dunnfc]

Not joking but the is an african footballer who used to play in Austria for Pasching i think called ....

ICE CREAM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osa_Guobadia

The has also been Algeria's finest in Ars Bandeet,

Danny Invinsable,

Milan Fukal,

Rafael Sheidt,

Seger @#/?,

Tajinida Babangida,

Carsten Jancker,

Felix Brilliant,

nWANKwo Kanu,

Sven Bender who has a brother whos a bender called Lars Bender.

[they_think_its_all_rover]

Dan Sh1ttu

Razvan Rat (Roland Rat's Romanian cousin)

[frosty]

Sunday Oliseh

[hawaii501]

Yuri Zhirkov Russian international and his name is pronounced jerk off

[Nelsta]

I remember they did the same kind of thing on fantasy football years ago, But they made Sentance's out of the names.

I.E. Le Saux Issa Njanka.

And they just made fun of names too.

I.E. Efan Ekokonutmushroom (That one made me laugh and is the only one i can remember)

[Blue n White Rover]

Paul "ya" Dickov

[Billy Castell]

I've always liked Nacho Novo and Jermaine McSporran. Great names. Joe Desire-Job was good, especially if he was unemployed.

[Billy Castell]

I remember they did the same kind of thing on fantasy football years ago, But they made Sentance's out of the names.

I.E. Le Saux Issa Njanka.

And they just made fun of names too.

I.E. Efan Ekokonutmushroom (That one made me laugh and is the only one i can remember)

I remember that. Two more were

Rekdal Salami

Santa Rojas George Schmeichel

I do remember some pointless crap!

[LeChuck]

Charlton's back four from a few years ago still makes me laugh:

Young Fish Costa Fortune

[T4E]

Quim

[sparky12]

Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos Aveiro

[Hannah]

This reminds me of a drunken night whilst at University looking in the phone book and phoning the people with daft names like Dr Harry Fhucks!

Oh how we laughed!!!

[A cup of beans]

i've just revisited some old recordings of danny baker and danny kelly's excellent talk radio shows in the late 1990's, where funny names were showcased.

(i know baker is doing some one off 'euro 606's' and kelly is on talksport weeknights between 7 and 10pm), but note to the networks...

get baker and kelly back on the wireless.

anyhow, here are the names :

Murray Creamou

Lambig Wawa,

Attic Coot,

Rolaf Jan Tictac ,

Pablo Plak,

Gerry Slagboom,

Marcel Peebow,

Kenneth Plomp,

Flitorio Vega Yoyo

Florin Pop,

Patrick Guus,

Irving Lemons,

Meeko Van Der Donk,

Bas Der Roover,

Brian Flys,

Luciano Crapper.

Nico Funk,

Ralph Bunk,

Patrick Posing,

Christian Sinner,

Frankie Shank,

Norbert Whooer.

Fred Grimm,

Richard Plug,

Ronald Hoop,

Etienne Barmetloo,

Ruud Coul,

Tom Pronk,

Oswald Smith,

Marc Wiggers,

Rick Plum,

Geoffrey Van Ass,

Ruud Brude,

Gregory Playfair,

Michael Knock,

Walter Smack,

Eggbert Barwinkle,

Albert Plugboere.

Tom Cack

Frank Awanka.

[T4E]

Alright, smartarse.

[Mr Creosote]

i've just revisited some old recordings of danny baker and danny kelly's excellent talk radio shows in the late 1990's, where funny names were showcased.

(i know baker is doing some one off 'euro 606's' and kelly is on talksport weeknights between 7 and 10pm), but note to the networks...

get baker and kelly back on the wireless.

anyhow, here are the names :

Murray Creamou

Lambig Wawa,

Attic Coot,

Rolaf Jan Tictac ,

Pablo Plak,

Gerry Slagboom,

Marcel Peebow,

Kenneth Plomp,

Flitorio Vega Yoyo

Florin Pop,

Patrick Guus,

Irving Lemons,

Meeko Van Der Donk,

Bas Der Roover,

Brian Flys,

Luciano Crapper.

Nico Funk,

Ralph Bunk,

Patrick Posing,

Christian Sinner,

Frankie Shank,

Norbert Whooer.

Fred Grimm,

Richard Plug,

Ronald Hoop,

Etienne Barmetloo,

Ruud Coul,

Tom Pronk,

Oswald Smith,

Marc Wiggers,

Rick Plum,

Geoffrey Van Ass,

Ruud Brude,

Gregory Playfair,

Michael Knock,

Walter Smack,

Eggbert Barwinkle,

Albert Plugboere.

Tom Cack

Frank Awanka.

Danny Kelly reading those names out with Danny Baker's Stuart Hall type hysterics in the background was one of the funniest things ever on radio.

Baker and Kelly must re-unite!

[troybo1]

Danny Kelly reading those names out with Danny Baker's Stuart Hall type hysterics in the background was one of the funniest things ever on radio.

Cheers, this has just reminded me of this site Danyy Baker Archive

I'm off to find this very program.