[Archived] Snoring

[waggy]

my next door nieghbour has just complianed about my snoring any cures

[Tris]

my next door nieghbour has just complianed about my snoring any cures

Hit the cheeky bugger with a baseball bat??

[ABBEY]

sorry just wet myself laughing...your next door neighbour hahaha classic.Tell him to knob off .

[Cocker]

Not that I have personally tested them but those breathing strips (ala Robbie Fowler) that you can get from the chemist are meant to do the trick.

Think they are called breath-right nasal strips

[Flopsy]

billy connolly used a t-shirt with a breast pocket on back to front and put a tennis/squash ball in the pocket. Meant he didn't sleep on his back

[waggy]

sorry just wet myself laughing...your next door neighbour hahaha classic.Tell him to knob off .

it's a she

[T4E]

Is she fit?

[ABBEY]

it's a she

TELL HER TO KNOB OFF THEN as tugs says is she fit? if she is tell her shagging you is the best cure if shes a @#/? tell her the same.

[vintageadidas]

Dont know what you look like - but being overweight is a major factor in making people snore.

[ABBEY]

who me? tugs? waggy or waggys milf next door?

[waggy]

Dont know what you look like - but being overweight is a major factor in making people snore.

i ain't going on a diet for anyone

[T4E]

She's a @#/? then?

[Al]

I tried those nose strips. Took the skin off my nose when I pulled it off. Stuff that!

[Jim J]

Please tell me her house joins onto yours?!?!

Buy her some ear plugs, job done!

[LeChuck]

Dont know what you look like - but being overweight is a major factor in making people snore.

We've had a new couple move in to the flat above ours, he's a big guy and snores like a trooper.

I'm reading this with interest, I'm thinking of putting the best ideas on a bit of paper and giving it to him.

The two common ones I've heard of which you should try are the breathe strips (a la Fowler) and a tennis ball (or something similar) somehow fastened to your back so that you're forced to sleep on your side. There is the theory that toothpaste under the nose helps, but that could easily be an old wives' tale.

[whittle blue]

Sleep at home.

[Flopsy]

a pillow over the face is a sure fire winner

[Grabbi Graeme]

I tried those nose strips years back they didn't really help half the time they kept falling off although they might be better these days.

Here's an example of a so called cure but as usual you never know if they work

Solution but not free

[Ozz]

Never fall asleep.

[1864roverite]

Tell the nosey cow that she needs to put her glass away at night or at least remove it from the wall.

if it persists, put a pillow over her head

[RoversFanUSA]

Punch in the face!!! That always works for me!

[philipl]

Never fall asleep.

..by getting a neighbour whose snoring keeps you awake at night.

[waggy]

I tried those nose strips years back they didn't really help half the time they kept falling off although they might be better these days.

Here's an example of a so called cure but as usual you never know if they work

Solution but not free

bought one off these

[ABBEY]

AV yer poked yer neighbour yet wagster

[SAS]

He`s keeping quiet about that, maybe he has, and she is a @#/?...