[Archived] A Break With Tradition

[deryck guyler's spoon]

Did you say your smelt fear on this board?

I can only smell bull sh*t Sam, all coming from your direction.

All he can smell is the stench of the hog pen a' waftin' over the moonshine still. Either that or he needs to change his grunts.

[Fife Rover]

bloody hell i've just realised if the dingles get in the premier i may have to watch a rovers match whilst lardarse is in charge

There you go Waggy! That was not too hard was it? Just you get down to Ewood and watch us stuff the Dingles and you will be so excited and overjoyed that you wont even notice who our manager is. And you will be so deliriously happy at the result, and with being back in the Heavenly surroundings of the BBE with all your old mates that you will never again contemplate leaving us in favour of a pub in C-L-M or Rishton.

[LeChuck]

Yes, of course they're still in business. Although they're just amateur level.

I always thought that was Notts County for some reason, although I'm sure they're still in the football league so it can't be them.

[Gav]

All he can smell is the stench of the hog pen a' waftin' over the moonshine still.

Thats just cracked me up

[yorkyclaret]

I always thought that was Notts County for some reason, although I'm sure they're still in the football league so it can't be them.

Notts County are the oldest club in the league, I think, but Sheffield Football Club are the oldest club int' world.

[SouthAussieRover]

Burnley fan at the front of the queue for the 50,000 tickets.

[Gav]

An old favourite but here are two that have got tickets:

[broadsword]

I don't think that there is much fear around. I see and sense a lot of disappointment that burnley have got to the play-off final because of the prestige and financial gain in getting there.

You are obviously very excited, I was in '92.

I just hope it goes as badly as possible for you. You get beat, no humiliated, by the blades. I hope that you lose your manager in the summer - he is obviously very talented to take his team this far - and I hope that there is major disruption and delay on the trains and huge traffic jams on the day. I hope that the beer is expensive, warm and flat.

Couldn't have said it better.

[Hughesy]

The tossers are planning an open top bus parade if the win the play-offs.

Why would they do that - to see sites like this

[SamDingle]

The tossers are planning an open top bus parade if the win the play-offs.

Why would they do that - to see sites like this

They've done a good job there, redeveloping Audley Range.

[deryck guyler's spoon]

They've done a good job there, redeveloping Audley Range.

Audley is Blackburn in microcosm - vibrant and multi racial. Enough to cause a riot in Burnley.

[Jackson]

The ensuing party will be filmed:

[SamDingle]

Audley is Blackburn in microcosm - vibrant and multi racial

You wouldn't live there though would you?

And Blackburn.. vibrant. You've not travelled much I take it.

[deryck guyler's spoon]

You wouldn't live there though would you?

And Blackburn.. vibrant. You've not travelled much I take it.

Spent my formative years in Audley amongst Blackburn's Irish.

A drive down Audley Range takes you past Minarets, Polish shops and South Asian supermarkets. Vibrant by any strech of the imagination. I'm also quite widely travelled actually even if I say so myself. I have even spent a couple of years working in Burnley in the late 90's. It was there that I encountered the most parochial, inward looking people I have ever met.

[Hughesy]

3 more dingles have their tickets for the final:

[SamDingle]

You wouldn't live there though would you?

Spent my formative years in Audley amongst Blackburn's Irish.

So that's a 'no' then.

[UbuRoi]

Spent my formative years in Audley amongst Blackburn's Irish.

That should have set you in good stead for an ecumenical life of making AND laying tarmac. By jingo, you must have visited some places.

[deryck guyler's spoon]

So that's a 'no' then.

Do you live where you lived as a child? Ffs, what a plum you are, even for a Dingle.

[thenodrog]

Any members of the London supporters branch hoild a pilots licence? Don't worry about any cost we'll have a whip round.

[Hughesy]

How much would it cost for a fly over?? I think we should organise it!!

[SamDingle]

"I think we should organise it!!"

Ha ha.. it's Groundhog Day. You ain't doing s**t, as usual.

Maybe you could come down and form a line along Wembley Way, with your jester hats on, furiously chanting Barmy Army. That'll show us.

You could bring that hermaphrodite cheerleader along too. And the fat spakker with the drum.

[SIMON GARNERS 194]

"I think we should organise it!!"

Ha ha.. it's Groundhog Day. You ain't doing s**t, as usual.

Maybe you could come down and form a line along Wembley Way, with your jester hats on, furiously chanting Barmy Army. That'll show us.

You could bring that hermaphrodite cheerleader along too. And the fat spakker with the drum.

Have you anything of interest regarding football to say? Longsider talks sense...you just talk out of your anus.

You take the bait every time Samuel.

[OhmiBRFC]

Where has he been the rest of the season? I'm perplexed to why he has even signed upto a Rovers forum? Are you a closet blue really and intrigued to see how real football is played. Don't worry, you Dingles will do your traditional bottling in the final.

We won't be anywhere near Wembley come next Monday, and you know what... we don't need to be. We're in the place you can only dream of plying your trade. Enjoy your day out in Wembley - it will be your last for a long time.

[American]

"I think we should organise it!!"

Ha ha.. it's Groundhog Day. You ain't doing s**t, as usual.

Maybe you could come down and form a line along Wembley Way, with your jester hats on, furiously chanting Barmy Army. That'll show us.

You could bring that hermaphrodite cheerleader along too. And the fat spakker with the drum.

We could be like you, while fighting for promotion singing that we won't be playing our rivals who are in the division we're trying to get promoted to.

[thenodrog]

We could be like you, while fighting for promotion singing that we won't be playing our rivals who are in the division we're trying to get promoted to.

Apparrently it's become a tradition with em.