[Archived] Chick Top Trumps

[cletus]

The topic of childhood crazes/fads recently popped up in a conversation over a few pints. Football cards, pogs, pokemon etc....general school yard stuff.

One of the great crazes of my younger years (the 70s) was TOP TRUMPS.....collections/sets of supercars, warships, jet fighters, motorbikes etc, all with their capabilities, top speeds, agility, engine sizes. Many an hour was spent comparing our favourites & trying to out-do your mates.

....Anyway a few more pints down the line, the subject turned to the fairer sex & mainly the attributes & non attributes of our respected partners...was she moody/can she cook/is she adventurous/is she frumpy??? So me & my mate decided to play CHICK TOP-TRUMPS

It`s easy......just follow the main criteria below & remember to be brutally honest about your loved one.

(you never know....you might well get a decent 'trade' offer....

AGE........................?

VITAL STATISTICS........ (eg...36-24-36) & height (skinny?Average?Athletic?Cuddly?Heffalump?

HAIR..............................(colour, length & style)

NAUGHTY OR NICE ..........home-maker or party animal?

ADVENTUROUSNESS..............is she HOT! HOT! HOT!! or has the passion waned?

TIME IT TAKES TO GET READY...............is she a 20minute angel or a 3hour nightmare?

MAKE-UP-O-METER.......................on a scale of 1-10 (1 no make-up, 10 is applied with a trowel) Does she put make-up on to put the bin out?

MOODYNESS.......................again, on a scale of 1-10 (1 is placid, 10 is rumbling volcano)

DRINK..............................champers or bitter? halves or pints? Expensive or cheap?

SATURDAY AFTERNOON......would she rather shop or go to the footy?

COOK............................is she great in the kitchen or can she burn jelly?

and finally....

GENERAL ANNOYINGNESS.............all women have the power to annoy, but is she a grand master 2nd dan in the art?

.....to play this game (& to make it easy for others to follow & compare), copy & paste the above criteria, fill in your data, keep it short.......& most of all BE HONEST!!!

Enjoy!!!

[Sandiway Blue]

EDITED

[roversmum]

Mrs C giving you a hard time then Cletus

[colin]

Mrs C giving you a hard time then Cletus

Looks like it doesn't it?

Perhaps Mrs C needs to fill this one in one Cletus before anyone one else joins in.

[cletus]

Mrs C giving you a hard time then Cletus

Not at all....perfectly happy

Just having a bit of fun..........anyone remember that?

[dellinsert]

Didn't really take off did it?

[cletus]

Nope.

It probably would`ve done a year or two back, but not these days.

[bellamy11]

Yeah. It's political correctness gone mad!

[Mc Love]

Can this work for slappers you have slept with??

[T4E]

Yeah. It's political correctness gone mad!

~!

[ABBEY]

Can this work for slappers you have slept with??

sounds like a plan...but i think my dwarf will trump em all