[Archived] Big Fat Sam's Shopping List

[JAL]

Sam put this one on the list.

Watched this goal this morning, what a player in the making.

Gourcuff

Superb stuff bring him on Sam

[gumboots]

Superb stuff bring him on Sam

No chance but would love him. His dad manages Lorient, a team very like Rovers, unfashionable, small crowds but doing relatively well in Ligue 1 on a small budget. Watch his goal celebrations showing he hasn't forgotten his Breton roots. He does a breton dance with his little fingers in the air.

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

I saw Mokoena score a goal like that in warm up once.

[gumboots]

I saw Mokoena score a goal like that in warm up once.

Perhaps but this guy knocks them in in matches in the French league on a fairly regular basis.

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

Perhaps but this guy knocks them in in matches in the French league on a fairly regular basis.

I think you missed the irony of the post. Is irony the right word? The joke?

[dopper69]

Perhaps but this guy knocks them in in matches in the French league on a fairly regular basis.

Whooooosh

[modes98]

I saw Mokoena score a goal like that in warm up once.

Nope I saw that to. He was definitely trying to clear it and sliced it in to his own goal

[laughatthedingles]

Just noticed the German press are saying Nuri Sahin has become unsettled as he's not figured as regularly this season and is worried his Turkish place will be in doubt. Can someone let Tugay know please.

[gumboots]

Perhaps but this guy knocks them in in matches in the French league on a fairly regular basis.

Actually it occured to me just as I pressed the submit button but it was too late and I couldn't be bothered with an edit.

[BuckyRover]

Actually it occured to me just as I pressed the submit button but it was too late and I couldn't be bothered with an edit.

If you were my teacher and you spun me a similar yarn, I would be inclined to believe you were a liar

[gumboots]

If you were my teacher and you spun me a similar yarn, I would be inclined to believe you were a liar

Ah, but if I were your teacher you'd know that whatever els I am, I am usually honest so you wouldn't.

[BuckyRover]

Ah, but if I were your teacher you'd know that whatever els I am, I am usually honest so you wouldn't.

But these young enquiring minds would wonder whether you had been previously lying. Don't underestimate the kids.

[gumboots]

But these young enquiring minds would wonder whether you had been previously lying. Don't underestimate the kids.

One thing you learn as a teacher is to never underestimate kids. However, kids are also fairly astute judges of people and know when you are not being honest and upfront. I am. and no. I'm not protesting too much!

[Majiball]

Nope I saw that to. He was definitely trying to clear it and sliced it in to his own goal

Perhaps his boyhood hero was geoff thomas.

[Majiball]

Wonder if Heskey would swap for us for some green bills, Heskey is similiar but far better than Roberts, him and Benni might be just the ticket.

[Bobby G]

How is Heskey better than Roberts?

Roberts gets into goalscoring positions all the time. He misses most, but Heskey is more a lump that gets others into play.

[BuckyRover]

How is Heskey better than Roberts?

Roberts gets into goalscoring positions all the time. He misses most, but Heskey is more a lump that gets others into play.

Heskey is a million times better than Roberts. Such a threat, much more of a handful than Roberts. He keeps at least 2 defenders occupied all the time.

I would swap Roberts and £3m for Heskey. Although he would never join us

[Mc Love]

would echo buckys comments, heskey is far better than roberts

[Bobby G]

Yet Roberts scores more often than him...

[Mc Love]

Yet heskey gets in the england team more than him

[Bobby G]

Yes, because Roberts plays for Grenada.

[benhben]

Peter Lovendkrands available on a free transfer. Released by Hamburg, currently on trial at Newcastle.

[islander200]

How is Heskey better than Roberts?

Roberts gets into goalscoring positions all the time. He misses most, but Heskey is more a lump that gets others into play.

How can you think roberts is better than heskey?Heskey is an england international,liverpool want him back.The reason roberts plays for grenada is because he knew he had no chance of playing for england.I like roberts but to say he is better than heskey is ridiculous!

[philipl]

Have to say that Ivan Sproule playing right wing for Bristol City this evening was very fast and quite tricky. No final balls of note but presumably would not cost to much if we went in for him.

[Majiball]

If its true he'd be a good replacement for RSC.

Bendtner on the move? £5M

Put him on your wishlist please, Sam.