[Archived] This Is John Terry...

[FSF]

...isn't it?

[Mr Creosote]

...isn't it?

AAAAAARRRGH!!!! MY EYES!

[ElTwis]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Fantastic!!!

[Cocker]

There is a propper belly laugh going on here - good spot

[hi-jaq]

AMAZING!!! Whats he doing in Warrington??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!LOL

[Tim Southampton Rover]

Haha brilliant!

[2PAC 4 Blackburn]

LMAO, priceless!

I'll await the link of someone posting that on the Chelski forum!

[Anti Euro Smiths Fan]

John Terry is well known for being a footballer who enjoys dressing up.

It appears that he's gone from putting on a pair of tights dressed up as the caped crusader's pal Robin to now putting on a skirt and a pair of frilly knickers and calling himself Lucy....

John Terry has told his Chelsea team-mates that although he's nervous about the operation, he's looking forward to being known as Lucy in the future.

Phil Scolari has promised his "full support" for the Chelsea captain.

The PFA chief executive Gordon Taylor says that he hopes football supporters will be tolerant of John Terry's freedom of expression and that the PFA have introduced specific anti-racist, anti-sectarian, anti-homophobic and anti-transgender-phobic policies.

Gordon Brown says that he's "delighted" that John Terry has been brave enough to come out in the open as a pre-op transsexual and told MPs at the House of Commons today that the England captain is "a wonderful role-model" for the modern tolerant and diverse society that we live in today.

I reckon that after a few pints Burnley fans like Sam Dingle would probably think Lucy is gorgeous and would want to take him/her to bed.

[Sandiway Blue]

Superb stuff !!

[blue/white]

John Terry is well known for being a footballer who enjoys dressing up.

It appears that he's gone from putting on a pair of tights dressed up as the caped crusader's pal Robin to now putting on a skirt and a pair of frilly knickers and calling himself Lucy....

John Terry has told his Chelsea team-mates that although he's nervous about the operation, he's looking forward to being known as Lucy in the future.

Phil Scolari has promised his "full support" for the Chelsea captain.

The PFA chief executive Gordon Taylor says that he hopes football supporters will be tolerant of John Terry's freedom of expression and that the PFA have introduced specific anti-racist, anti-sectarian, anti-homophobic and anti-transgender-phobic policies.

Gordon Brown says that he's "delighted" that John Terry has been brave enough to come out in the open as a pre-op transsexual and told MPs at the House of Commons today that the England captain is "a wonderful role-model" for the modern tolerant and diverse society that we live in today.

I reckon that after a few pints Burnley fans like Sam Dingle would probably think Lucy is gorgeous and would want to take him/her to bed.

Sorry Smith's Fan... not to be too pedantic-- but that's not a robin costume, but a Mr. Incredible suit.

& BTW: A wonderful spot this picture

[DeadlyDirk]

That genuinely is John Terry and nobody can make me think otherwise.

[Mc Love]

That has brightened my day up!!

[The Harwood Yankee]

Best laugh I've had on here in ages!! I cant look at the pic without believing its Terry. Wonder if we can get them to put that pic in the Rovers programme next time we play Chelsea?!!

[American]

I'm John Terry, and so is my wife...

[T4E]

putting on a skirt and a pair of frilly knickers and calling himself Lucy....

How do you know this?

[Atomicrover]

I'd like everyone to know that I am from Warrington and I have never met this person...........

[broadsword]

I think you'd know if you'd had

[Anti Euro Smiths Fan]

It's official, Terry is a tranny...

Newspapers throughout the world have reported the shock news that Chelsea captain John Terry is a a pre-op transsexual.

England defender Terry said today that he's "overwhelmed" by the messages of support that have come flooding in to him. Chelsea supporters have sent gifts to the Blues training ground in Cobham, including cards, chocolates, flowers and even a marriage proposal from one Chelsea fan.

"Good on you girl," wrote one Chelsea fan. "As long as you remain a proper Blue, we don't mind if you enjoy dressing up in pink."

Frank Lampard said today: "We've known for a few years that John likes dressing up as a woman. In the changing room he often leaves knickers and stockings on the floor. John is taking it one stage further now by having the operation done and we are all being supportive of him."

Baddiel and Skinner have announced a new version of their famous England football song to take into account the dramatic change for England's captain.

Three Lions On His Skirt

He's coming out,

He's coming out,

He's coming,

Terry's coming out.

Three Lions on his skirt

Blouse and knickers still gleaming

Thirty years of hurt (as a man)

Never stopped Terry dreaming

I still see that tackle by Moore

No tackle from Terry anymore,

And when Lineker scores

Bobby belting the ball,

And Terry is mincing.

Three Lions on his skirt,

Blouse and knickers still gleaming

Thirty years of hurt (as a man)

Never stopped Terry dreaming

[Flopsy]

Smith its the Daily Star, if it said the sky was up, I'd have to check myself.

Plus as someone else said, its a Mr Incredible outfit

[tony gale's mic]

AESF seems to be enjoying this one a bit too much...

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

Gives him an outlet to express his true identity.

[T4E]

Baddiel and Skinner have announced a new version of their famous England football song to take into account the dramatic change for England's captain.

Three Lions On His Skirt

He's coming out,

He's coming out,

He's coming,

Terry's coming out.

Three Lions on his skirt

Blouse and knickers still gleaming

Thirty years of hurt (as a man)

Never stopped Terry dreaming

I still see that tackle by Moore

No tackle from Terry anymore,

And when Lineker scores

Bobby belting the ball,

And Terry is mincing.

Three Lions on his skirt,

Blouse and knickers still gleaming

Thirty years of hurt (as a man)

Never stopped Terry dreaming

You're my very very favourite.

[Majiball]

Anti Euro Smiths Fan, take a bow.

Your wit has promoted a flurry of Emails to chelsea fans.

Quality stuff.

[Anti Euro Smiths Fan]

A bad few days for John Terry....

It's been an inauspicious week for Chelsea and England captain John Terry - pictured above on a trip to Warrington earlier this year when Terry met up with a group of other pre-op male to female transsexuals.

John Terry's mother and mother-in-law were both arrested and cautioned for shoplifting last week after being caught with £800 of clothes and groceries from Tesco and Marks & Spencer. Among the items stolen were said to be men's and ladies' clothes, watches, a green track suit and groceries including sweets and pet food.

They were stopped by police as they loaded their car at an out-of-town shopping centre in Weybridge, Surrey. Police officers had been alerted by security staff who were suspicious about their behaviour. The women were arrested on suspicion of theft and taken to nearby police station where they accepted an official caution.

Link: "John Terry's mother shoplifted clothes, sweets and pet food"

On Saturday at Wembley, John Terry had a goal disallowed in the Friendly International match with Slovakia when Terry tried to grab the limelight by scoring while in an offside position.

David Beckham swung over a free-kick from the right that was headed back by Peter Crouch at the far post. The header had beaten the Slovakian keeper and was going in, but Terry - in an offside position when Crouch headed it - tried to grab the glory and tap it in from a yard. As a result, he cost his country a goal. You can't arrested for trying to steal a goal, can you?

John Terry says that he's more nervous about his forthcoming operation in the summer than he was when he had to step up to take a penalty in the Champions League final last year. Despite pre-op nerves, Terry says that he's determined to go ahead with the operation in the summer, when he will complete his transformation from a male to a female.

From July onwards Terry wishes to be called Lucy rather than John, but hopes to still be able to continue playing football for his club and country. The FA have pledged their full support for the England captain and say that they have measures in place to prevent discrimination on the grounds of race, religion, country of origin, nationality, ethnic group, sexuality, gender and trans-gender.

Terry told Sky Sports News today that he hopes he won't be given a yellow card if he takes his shirt off after scoring during a match next season. "I can understand players being booked if they are bare-chested during a match, but I promise to keep my bra on after I score, so it will be unfair if I am booked for that," said Terry.

Gordon Brown repeated his message to MPs in the House of Commons today that John Terry is "a wonderful role-model for our modern diverse society" and "incredibly brave to come out in the open as a pre-op transsexual".

[Eddie]

Have you lost it?

Don't think the Onion will be calling you anytime soon.