Rovers Songs

[Hughesy]

Taken these from the official site from the MB.

Some are quite good - maybe we could get 1 or 2 going? We really do need some new songs so any more - feel free to add.

1

There's only one real Santa

There's only one real Santa

The ball's in the net

The girls are all wet

Walking in a Roque wonderland

2

He fakes to the left,

and flicks with his riiiight,

Villa-neu-va,

MAKES RONALDO LOOK SH!TE

3

How many will get in the way

How many will get skinned today

Where were you while he was passing by?

Quickly dribbling round you all

Teeing up to strike the ball

Where were you while he was passing by?

Someday you will find him

Flying down the touchline

Now that Carlos Villenueva's in our side

Always you will find him

Skinning everyone's hide

Now that Carlos Villeneuva

Carlos Villaneuva's in our side

4

He'll shoot to the left

he'll shoot to the riiiiiiiiiight,

That scruffy Barsteward ',

Our Turkish delight!

[BPF]

Not that I'm prepared or able to offer better but 3 & 4 are terrible!

Also...

The ball's in the net

The girls are all wet

Nastiest lyric ever.

Edited August 7, 2008 by Broken_Picture_Frame

[T4E]

Whats the tune of 3?

I like number 2, you'll probably get in trouble for number 1 (this is a family site you know ).

Like the idea Hughesy - it would be good if for once we could have a Song thread that stayed on the main messageboard that actually garnered a bit of interest. I remember around this time last year some people talked about getting together and making a concerted effort to improve the atmosphere.

Now is the perfect time. Hope it works.

[b12_simon]

1

There's only one real Santa

There's only one real Santa

The ball's in the net

The girls are all wet

Walking in a Roque wonderland

Not to rain on anyone's creativity but we've got 2 Santas now, right?

Edited August 7, 2008 by b12_simon

[T4E]

Good spot.

[robborover]

Whats the tune of 3?

Oasis - Champagne Supernova

[T4E]

Oasis - Champagne Supernova

Ahhh. Thats actually quite good! The basis for all good football songs should be the players name sounding like the name of the song.

[BPF]

Not to rain on anyone's creativity but we've got 2 Santas now, right?

Haha good point. At first upon the mention of rain I thought you were going to justify or at least attempt to make the 'wet comment' innocent.

[Sandiway Blue]

Blue mooon,

you spent your money too soon,

it`s in a bank in Rangoon,

your going down with the toon

Special for the city fans!

(P.s i know Rangoon is in Burma and not Thailand,but the council tenants won`t know the difference! )

[Sparky Marky]

Blue mooon,

you spent your money too soon,

it`s in a bank in Rangoon,

your going down with the toon

(P.s i know Rangoon is in Burma and not Thailand,but the council tenants won`t know the difference! )

Class...

[brian_gallagher85]

That is genius ...got to be sung in May when hopefully they're in the bottom 3

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

Gerrin' to 'em *drum bashing* Gerrin' to 'em.

Inspired.

[den]

Shouldn't this be in the "songs" section?

[Hughesy]

No the songs section - should be on the main board - otherwise it never gets spotted/ we never create any new songs. We can talk about atmosphere, gates etc on the main board so surely 1 thread for new songs is ok??

Yes El Tombor - BBE Lower to the Right hand side, 3 rows from the back i think it is!

[roverich]

Not to rain on anyone's creativity but we've got 2 Santas now, right?

not to "rain" on you but it seems obvious that's why the song is "there's only one REAL santa". I'm sure there's no disrespect to the new boy but RSC has set a high bar for him to measure up against.

[Hughesy]

He’s only a poor mancunian barsteward

His club is all debt ridden and poor

Now he left like a prick, and he works for a chink

And now Hughesy cant spend any more!

[Jonnolad]

One that I saw on website, but bizarrely never heard it chanted at Ewood:

You better watch out,

You better beware,

He's good on the ground and he's good in the air,

Santa Cruz is coming to town.

I personally think poor old Gamst needs a decent song, he's been with us four years now and he never gets a song sung for him. I personally think he changed his name from Pedersen to Gamst so we'd maybe sing a decent one!

Blue mooon,

you spent your money too soon,

it`s in a bank in Rangoon,

your going down with the toon

Special for the city fans!

Truly inspired

[b12_simon]

not to "rain" on you but it seems obvious that's why the song is "there's only one REAL santa". I'm sure there's no disrespect to the new boy but RSC has set a high bar for him to measure up against.

Awww someone needs a hug. Get out of bed the wrong side today?

[Roaming Rover]

Going Down, Going Down, Going Down,,,,,,,,,,,,,, What you think Therno etc:D

Only joking by the way, expecting a good season

[scotchrover]

Sea of Blue, Sea of white

Where the boys in blue and white.

With a nick wack padi wack give a dog a bone

why don't (team name Burnley example) Burnley F*** of home

Fowler needs a diet, fowler needs a diet

nan na na na hey,nan na na na hey

Dunny for england again.

Edited August 8, 2008 by scotchrover

[Ste B]

You better watch out,

You better beware,

He's good on the ground and he's good in the air,

Santa Cruz is coming to town.

One of Preston Blues songs - it was sung by about 50 or so at MyPa.

Infintitely better than any of the other dross in this thread so far.

Gerrin' to 'em *drum bashing* Gerrin' to 'em.

Inspired.

He's retired.

Don't see anything better suggested on this thread.

[rebelmswar]

QUOTE (Ste B @ Aug 8 2008, 01:18 ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

One of Preston Blues songs - it was sung by about 50 or so at MyPa.

Infintitely better than any of the other dross in this thread so far.

Not infinitely better by any means, but Verse 2

He's combing is hair,

He's parting it twice,

Never had dandruff, never had lice,

Santa Cruz is coming to town.

[dannydisco]

Incey Wincy Spider;

Incey's Blackburn Rovers climbing up the league,

Down came your team but we always believed,

Out jumped santa cruz to continue our campaign

As Incey's Blackburn rovers are winning yet again.

==

All things bright and beautiful,

All trophies great and small,

Rovers have won the premier league

And you have won fxxx all.

[flintoff]

new song i made up

helo hello we are the blackburn boys

helo hello we are the blackburn boys

were englands greatest football fans

we travel near and far

if were not singing you find us at the bar

Edited August 8, 2008 by flintoff

[donis1410]

I know this will sound really bad but I have always wanted to know the words to our official club anthem "no nae never" etc its taken me 15 years and I still don't know the words