[Archived] I'm A Rpver Seldom Sober

[iamarover]

I'm a Rover, seldom sober,

I'm a Rover of high degree

It's when I'm drinkin'

I'm always thinkin'

How to gain my love's company

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klhJTD80a0E

[McClarky]

I don't think it is either big or clever to encourage the abuse of alcohol amongst your fellow supporters of our proud club and I think that you should hang your head in shame for encouraging the said behaviour.

[iamarover]

I don't think it is either big or clever to encourage the abuse of alcohol amongst your fellow supporters of our proud club and I think that you should hang your head in shame for encouraging the said behaviour.

I agree. It's just a waste of time. This evening I've had a right go at me bottle of whiskey. No difference. Still the same hallucinations. So, kids. Don't shout or abuse alcohol as it is a disaster. Just drink loads of it and sing inane songs.

[roversmum]

I've never understood why some think it's so clever to drink themselves stupid. All you have to do is open your mouth and pour it in, for goodness' sake. The clever bit is (if you must) just having enough to enjoy yourself without being a danger to yourself or others.

Cue someone popping up with the flask and rug allegation.......

[whittle blue]

All you have to do is open your mouth and pour it in, for goodness' sake. The clever bit is (if you must) just having enough to enjoy yourself

Fnarr fnarr

Sorry.. Immature moment

[jodrell]

A Message Of Calm - pass it on

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today,

and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve

inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't

finished and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a

bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle

of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha marinder of botl of Prozic and

Valum pscriptins, the res of the Chesescke and a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.

[JAL]

A Message Of Calm - pass it on

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today,

and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve

inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't

finished and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a

bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle

of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha marinder of botl of Prozic and

Valum pscriptins, the res of the Chesescke and a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.

Made me laugh jodrell Its a man thing roversmum silly we know but still ....

[roversmum]

No it's not a man thing! I posted a recipe for a cake some time ago that was quite similar to that! Sounds like a good idea though, I'm off to finish the sherry...

[10moorgate]

I'm a Rover, seldom sober,

I'm a Rover of high degree

It's when I'm drinkin'

I'm always thinkin'

How to gain my love's company

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klhJTD80a0E

sounds ok to me! can't see any harm in that at all.

[iamarover]

sounds ok to me! can't see any harm in that at all.

Well unfortunately it has too many syllables and scans far too well for it ever to be adopted as a Rover anthem. And there is no mindless drumming piece so..that's that.

[CrazyIvan]

I like that. Not sure how it'd work though...

[AggyBlue]

I'm a Rover, seldom sober,

I'm a Rover of high degree

It's when I'm drinkin'

I'm always thinkin'

How to gain my love's company

Swap the last line for:-

'How I hate b'stard Burnlee'

[iamarover]

Swap the last line for:-

'How I hate b'stard Burnlee'

Aggy my friend. Are a genius.