[Archived] Mr X - Guess Away

[Fife Rover]

It's no one that has been mentioned on this thread or the other thread. So that means its not -

Simon Cox

Sylvan Ebanks Blake

Kevin Doyle

Michael Owen

Marcelo Carrusca

Nihat Kahveci

Miroslav Klose

David Suazo

David Healy

Eidur Gudjohnsen

Roy Makaay

Georgios Samaras

Michael Owen

Guiseppe Rossi

Kris Boyd

Luca Toni

Nicklas Bendtner

Peter Crouch

Kevin Davies

Alan Smith

Robert Earnshaw

Mido

John Fleck

Ross McCormack

James McFadden

Raul Tamudo

Marlon Harewood

Andriy Shevchenko

Salvador Cabanas

Nelson Cuevas

Bojan

Giovani Dos Santos

Maxi Rodriguez

Enrico Chiesa

Fernando Cavenaghi

Claudio Pizarro

Jan Vennegor of Hesselink

Felipe Caicedo

Scott McDonald

Dani Guiza

Mounir El Hamdaoui

Nuno Gomez

Jason Scotland

Vagner Love

David Trezeguet

Florent Sinama Pongolle

Carlos Vela

Jozy Altidore

Obafemi Martins

David Nugent

Kenwyne Jones

Alexander Frei

Nacho Novo

Javier Saviola

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Fillipo Inzaghi

Frazier Campbell

Djibril Cisse

Pavel Progrebnyak

Guillaume Hoarau

All of that is just from this thread, the 8 pages of the new transfer thread and a few PMs. I havent even bothered looking through the 3 weeks of guesses on the old transfer thread.

This took a while, so pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease stop guessing these players.

Would you like to re-arrange that list in alphabetical order T4E? It makes it so much easier to find what you're looking for.

[Gally]

Deek Riordan (though to be honest I don't know if anyone took that seriously)

[callumrovers]

Im Mr X!

Ill play for free petrol

[T4E]

Would you like to re-arrange that list in alphabetical order T4E? It makes it so much easier to find what you're looking for.

Alan Smith

Aleksandr Kerzhakov

Alexander Frei

Andriy Shevchenko

Artem Milevskiy

Bojan

Carlos Vela

Claudio Pizarro

Dani Guiza

David Healy

David Nugent

David Suazo

David Trezeguet

Derek Riordan

Djibril Cisse

Eidur Gudjohnsen

Enrico Chiesa

Felipe Caicedo

Fernando Cavenaghi

Fillipo Inzaghi

Florent Sinama Pongolle

Frazier Campbell

Georgios Samaras

Giovani Dos Santos

Guillaume Hoarau

Guiseppe Rossi

James McFadden

Jan Vennegor of Hesselink

Jason Scotland

Javier Saviola

Jermaine Beckford

John Fleck

Jozy Altidore

Kenwyne Jones

Kevin Davies

Kevin Doyle

Kris Boyd

Luca Toni

Marcelo Carrusca

Marcus Berg

Marlon Harewood

Maxi Rodriguez

Michael Owen

Michael Owen

Mido

Miroslav Klose

Mounir El Hamdaoui

Nacho Novo

Nelson Cuevas

Nicklas Bendtner

Nihat Kahveci

Nuno Gomez

Obafemi Martins

Pavel Progrebnyak

Peter Crouch

Raul Tamudo

Robert Earnshaw

Ross McCormack

Roy Makaay

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Salvador Cabanas

Scott McDonald

Simon Cox

Sylvan Ebanks Blake

Vagner Love

There we go sir

[S15]

That's no use, surname alphabetical order please...

[bob fleming]

Would you like to re-arrange that list in alphabetical order T4E? It makes it so much easier to find what you're looking for.

Beat me to it T4E.

I note that Garrincha hasn't been ruled out.

[callumrovers]

Alan Smith

Aleksandr Kerzhakov

Alexander Frei

Andriy Shevchenko

Artem Milevskiy

Bojan

Carlos Vela

Claudio Pizarro

Dani Guiza

David Healy

David Nugent

David Suazo

David Trezeguet

Derek Riordan

Djibril Cisse

Eidur Gudjohnsen

Enrico Chiesa

Felipe Caicedo

Fernando Cavenaghi

Fillipo Inzaghi

Florent Sinama Pongolle

Frazier Campbell

Georgios Samaras

Giovani Dos Santos

Guillaume Hoarau

Guiseppe Rossi

James McFadden

Jan Vennegor of Hesselink

Jason Scotland

Javier Saviola

Jermaine Beckford

John Fleck

Jozy Altidore

Kenwyne Jones

Kevin Davies

Kevin Doyle

Kris Boyd

Luca Toni

Marcelo Carrusca

Marcus Berg

Marlon Harewood

Maxi Rodriguez

Michael Owen

Michael Owen

Mido

Miroslav Klose

Mounir El Hamdaoui

Nacho Novo

Nelson Cuevas

Nicklas Bendtner

Nihat Kahveci

Nuno Gomez

Obafemi Martins

Pavel Progrebnyak

Peter Crouch

Raul Tamudo

Robert Earnshaw

Ross McCormack

Roy Makaay

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Salvador Cabanas

Scott McDonald

Simon Cox

Sylvan Ebanks Blake

Vagner Love

There we go sir

Someone has to much time on their hands!

[bob fleming]

That's no use, surname alphabetical order please...

Could you also do it in age order and another list according to nationality.

I do hope this player is world famous, scores goals for fun, will cost us nothing, will sign on Monday morning, is happy on £10K a week and will pump millions into the club for other transfers - otherwise the whole thing is going to be a massive anti-climax.

[unluckymorton]

That's no use, surname alphabetical order please...

You beat me to it...

[T4E]

That's no use, surname alphabetical order please...

Smartarse

Jozy Altidore

Jermaine Beckford

Nicklas Bendtner

Marcus Berg

Bojan

Kris Boyd

Salvador Cabanas

Felipe Caicedo

Frazier Campbell

Marcelo Carrusca

Fernando Cavenaghi

Enrico Chiesa

Djibril Cisse

Simon Cox

Peter Crouch

Nelson Cuevas

Kevin Davies

Giovani Dos Santos

Kevin Doyle

Robert Earnshaw

Sylvan Ebanks Blake

Mounir El Hamdaoui

John Fleck

Alexander Frei

Nuno Gomez

Eidur Gudjohnsen

Dani Guiza

Marlon Harewood

David Healy

Guillaume Hoarau

Fillipo Inzaghi

Kenwyne Jones

Nihat Kahveci

Aleksandr Kerzhakov

Miroslav Klose

Vagner Love

Roy Makaay

Obafemi Martins

Ross McCormack

Scott McDonald

James McFadden

Mido

Artem Milevskiy

Nacho Novo

David Nugent

Michael Owen

Michael Owen

Claudio Pizarro

Pavel Progrebnyak

Derek Riordan

Maxi Rodriguez

Guiseppe Rossi

Georgios Samaras

Javier Saviola

Jason Scotland

Andriy Shevchenko

Florent Sinama Pongolle

Alan Smith

David Suazo

Raul Tamudo

Luca Toni

David Trezeguet

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Carlos Vela

Jan Vennegor of Hesselink

[brfcshabba]

What about somebody like Gary Alexander or Gary Hooper?

[unluckymorton]

Could you also do it in age order and another list according to nationality.

I do hope this player is world famous, scores goals for fun, will cost us nothing, will sign on Monday morning, is happy on £10K a week and will pump millions into the club for other transfers - otherwise the whole thing is going to be a massive anti-climax.

Quote Nicko; "There is bound to be an anti-climax when it comes out because some of the names mentioned are way out of the club's reach."

It will be an anti climax. (get yourself in that frame of mind, it may soften the blow...)

[Lurid Coat]

I mentioned Grafite some pages ago, but surely he's way out of our reach.

[unluckymorton]

Smartarse

Jozy Altidore

Jermaine Beckford

Nicklas Bendtner

Marcus Berg

Bojan

Kris Boyd

Salvador Cabanas

Felipe Caicedo

Frazier Campbell

Marcelo Carrusca

Fernando Cavenaghi

Enrico Chiesa

Djibril Cisse

Simon Cox

Peter Crouch

Nelson Cuevas

Kevin Davies

Giovani Dos Santos

Kevin Doyle

Robert Earnshaw

Sylvan Ebanks Blake

Mounir El Hamdaoui

John Fleck

Alexander Frei

Nuno Gomez

Eidur Gudjohnsen

Dani Guiza

Marlon Harewood

David Healy

Guillaume Hoarau

Fillipo Inzaghi

Kenwyne Jones

Nihat Kahveci

Aleksandr Kerzhakov

Miroslav Klose

Vagner Love

Roy Makaay

Obafemi Martins

Ross McCormack

Scott McDonald

James McFadden

Mido

Artem Milevskiy

Nacho Novo

David Nugent

Michael Owen

Michael Owen

Claudio Pizarro

Pavel Progrebnyak

Derek Riordan

Maxi Rodriguez

Guiseppe Rossi

Georgios Samaras

Javier Saviola

Jason Scotland

Andriy Shevchenko

Florent Sinama Pongolle

Alan Smith

David Suazo

Raul Tamudo

Luca Toni

David Trezeguet

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Carlos Vela

Jan Vennegor of Hesselink

Should Jan Vennegor of Hesselink not come under H? and Nislerooy under N? Pongolle undr P?

I'll shut up before I get a slap...

[T4E]

Very wise.

[bob fleming]

It will be an anti climax. (get yourself in that frame of mind, it may soften the blow...)

But, but, but - I've whipped myself into a veritable frenzy now. I've made several uneducated illconsidered guesses as to who it could be, all of which appear to have been ignored.

I even considered buying a Sunday newspaper at one point.

This is just typical Rovers. First the 1960 Cup Final tickets fiasco, then the "they don't want to go up" thing in the '80's and now we're possibily going to sign someone who might be OK *

Where will it all end?

* I've left out the 'Shelf Scandal', and the 'Sealdinho Affair' you'll note - no point opening those recently healed wounds.

[CAPT KAYOS]

But, but, but - I've whipped myself into a veritable frenzy now. I've made several uneducated illconsidered guesses as to who it could be, all of which appear to have been ignored.

I even considered buying a Sunday newspaper at one point.

This is just typical Rovers. First the 1960 Cup Final tickets fiasco, then the "they don't want to go up" thing in the '80's and now we're possibily going to sign someone who might be OK *

Where will it all end?

* I've left out the 'Shelf Scandal', and the 'Sealdinho Affair' you'll note - no point opening those recently healed wounds.

Come on now bobski , you should know better

This is turning into Tony Curry sigining

[Commondore]

I was kind of dead certain that he had been mentioned, but Fernando Morientes fits a few of the criterias. I struggle to think of a way in which Owen Coyle could ever have had serious interest in him tough. He's old, he's going downhill, he's non-british and available on a free = 100 % Sam Allardyce.

[laughatthedingles]

Fleck from Rangers? Hold up could be compo for Rangers?

[LeChuck]

I was kind of dead certain that he had been mentioned, but Fernando Morientes fits a few of the criterias.

Scored goals in the Premier League though, albeit not many.

I still maintain it'll be someone who can play with Roque and not replace him, so more of a support striker than a main one.

[modes98]

Ah i love this thread. Makes me laugh so much.

Is it Luca Toni?

It must be Luca Toni!

[tcj_jones]

Carlos Vela! I've got a feeling it's Vela...

[unluckymorton]

Carlos Vela! I've got a feeling it's Vela...

We've all got it wrong, surely his surname begins with X?

[Commondore]

Scored goals in the Premier League though, albeit not many.

I still maintain it'll be someone who can play with Roque and not replace him, so more of a support striker than a main one.

Didn't we conclude that the "hasn't scored any goals in the Premier League" - thing was a case of Chinese whispers?

[tcj_jones]

We've all got it wrong, surely his surname begins with X?

Aaaaah, so if it's not Carlos Vela and it's not Luca Toni, then who can it be? I was going to say Fernando Morientes, but his name doesn't begin with X. Hmmmm, what about Abel Xavier?