[Archived] Blackburn Rovers Transfer Topic

[ben_the_beast]

If I remember rightly we have a sell on clause on Taylor don't we. Should hopefully bring in a couple of hundred thousand.

[beerwins]

i never saw the non of the above option

[JAL]

what about bendtner , surely he would be in the price range , target man , PL experience ...funny thing is while adebayor goes to city , the arsenal fans will be crying out for a top quality replacement and knowing wengers belief in his young players bendtner will probably find himself in the starting line-up ha ha ....still think he worth a look sam!

Good shout AJW.

[thenodrog]

I think its either:-

K Davies

K Jones

C Cole

or

B Zamora

in that order

Signing Zamora will mean a relegation battle. He can't trap a wet sandbag and he couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo.

[spencey7]

In a nutshell, the £17m from Roque's sale isn't all available

Shock horror.

[Guest bluesue]

Signing Zamora will mean a relegation battle. He can't trap a wet sandbag and he couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo.

I think that also to some degree, however he is last on the list

[ffan]

He can't trap a wet sandbag and he couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo.

Wrong on the first one, right on the second one

[Billy Castell]

I'd be livid if it was Zamora Bluesue. He is utter ____. I'd rather we resign Kuqi than that plank. I honestly don't see why anyone above the level of Barnet or Grimsby would want him ever playing for them. He has been poop since that 1 good season at the seaside gay boys when he was about 20. He's the Alan Fettis of Premier League strikers.

[thenodrog]

Wrong on the first one, right on the second one

I take it back ffan.... he CAN trap a wet sandbag. Just a pity for Bobby that football isn't played with wet sandbags:P

[ffan]

I take it back ffan.... he CAN trap a wet sandbag. Just a pity for Bobby that football isn't played with wet sandbags:P

He's a good player but as you say I'd imagine he'd be way down on the list of your targets.

[Guest bluesue]

I'd be livid if it was Zamora Bluesue. He is utter ____. I'd rather we resign Kuqi than that plank. I honestly don't see why anyone above the level of Barnet or Grimsby would want him ever playing for them. He has been poop since that 1 good season at the seaside gay boys when he was about 20. He's the Alan Fettis of Premier League strikers.

Im just worried, everyones getting there hopes up ie :-

Janko

Toni

Bent

etc

Nicko's Post Earlier went to the tune of

I cant wait to see your reaction when you see who you do sign.

I fear the wost

[Billy Castell]

That's right bluesue, Nicko is a bit of a Burnley fan after all!

[philipl]

Well at least this thread is a bit more interesting accompaniment to my tuna butties than it was last night.

Cracking piece of translation there Bob.

Incidentally, I never got the hang of how one of these things work:

Für einen technologischen Quantensprung bei handgeführten Akkumaschinen sorgt der Spannmittelspezialist RÖHM in Zusammenarbeit mit einem namhaften Hersteller von Elektrowerkzeugen. So wird der Wunsch von Industrie und Handwerk nach einem Akkuschrauber erfüllt, der auch im Linkslauf mit bis zu 50 NM arbeitet. Das RÖHM Supra SKE Bohrfutter wurde eigens hierfür entwickelt. Erstmals ist es nun möglich, diese gewaltigen Kräfte im Linkslauf zu ermöglichen, ohne dass sich das Bohrfutter unlösbar festzieht – bei gleichzeitig sicherer Spannung des Werkzeugs. Zur Produktion des neuen Futters investierte RÖHM einen zweistelligen Millionenbetrag in modernste Fertigungstechnik am Standort Deutschland und setzt mit dieser Produktoffensive ein deutliches Zeichen in Richtung Billigprodukte aus Fernost.

Something to while the hours away until Bent-Zigi Jonkcard van Hasselcrouch signs for Rovers

[Taggart]

Anyone know th eteams for tonight and if its on the radio at all ? Apologies for probably not posting in the right section

[Iceman]

Well at least this thread is a bit more interesting accompaniment to my tuna butties than it was last night.

Cracking piece of translation there Bob.

Incidentally, I never got the hang of how one of these things work:

Für einen technologischen Quantensprung bei handgeführten Akkumaschinen sorgt der Spannmittelspezialist RÖHM in Zusammenarbeit mit einem namhaften Hersteller von Elektrowerkzeugen. So wird der Wunsch von Industrie und Handwerk nach einem Akkuschrauber erfüllt, der auch im Linkslauf mit bis zu 50 NM arbeitet. Das RÖHM Supra SKE Bohrfutter wurde eigens hierfür entwickelt. Erstmals ist es nun möglich, diese gewaltigen Kräfte im Linkslauf zu ermöglichen, ohne dass sich das Bohrfutter unlösbar festzieht – bei gleichzeitig sicherer Spannung des Werkzeugs. Zur Produktion des neuen Futters investierte RÖHM einen zweistelligen Millionenbetrag in modernste Fertigungstechnik am Standort Deutschland und setzt mit dieser Produktoffensive ein deutliches Zeichen in Richtung Billigprodukte aus Fernost.

Something to while the hours away until Bent-Zigi Jonkcard van Hasselcrouch signs for Rovers

Bless you!

[Guest bluesue]

That's right bluesue, Nicko is a bit of a Burnley fan after all!

He does seem to know an awful lot though

The Average Iq of a dingle cannot be tested due to there poor hand/eye co-ordination

but Nicko's iq would seem to be about the same range as a human being

which would meen Nicko could not be a dingle

but rather a lover of all things tartan

[RovertheHill]

Signing Zamora will mean a relegation battle. He can't trap a wet sandbag and he couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo.

You've just described Jason Roberts

[Fylde Coast Fan]

Think people need to calm down a bit - I'm pretty sure nicko didn't have any particular player in mind when he made the comment everyone's jumping on, I took it as more of a general comment that we're considerably more desperate than we were when we thought Kevin Davies was the best we could do, rather than "I know who you're buying and he's a donkey".

[sylar]

Think people need to calm down a bit - I'm pretty sure nicko didn't have any particular player in mind when he made the comment everyone's jumping on, I took it as more of a general comment that we're considerably more desperate than we were when we thought Kevin Davies was the best we could do, rather than "I know who you're buying and he's a donkey".

Agreed!

[Amo]

He does seem to know an awful lot though

The Average Iq of a dingle cannot be tested due to there poor hand/eye co-ordination

but Nicko's iq would seem to be about the same range as a human being

which would meen Nicko could not be a dingle

but rather a lover of all things tartan

Nicko's just trying to warm to his in-laws now he's hitched to Coyle.

[Baz]

Nicko,

Any chance of us nipping in to sign this guy?

Klaas

[Billy Castell]

Think I have more chance of a threesome with Rihanna and Pope Leo IX.

[John]

Nicko,

Any chance of us nipping in to sign this guy?

Klaas

Spurs fans seemed to think they have had a bid accepted for him too. Even though I have not seen it reported anywhere....

[TheNews]

Spurs fans seemed to think they have had a bid accepted for him too. Even though I have not seen it reported anywhere....

Think he is out of our league and out of spuds too

[rovers1995]

Panic over. I know who the new striker is.

It's really good.

Are you ready?

Really?

Really, really?

Up steps.....

Jason Brown