[Archived] Barton - Yes Or Not

[S15]

Ah the wit. Well half of one anyway.

If Dunn finishes the season with more than 19 starts I'll grow a proper Barry Chuckle mustache.

[Iceman]

Yes

Ah the wit. Well half of one anyway.

Dunny is probably our best midfielder, but we just cannot afford to keep carrying him on our back. A fit Dunn is a terrific player, but an injured Dunn is no use to us. The same applies to Reid and Grella. If all 3 are fit and strong, then we would be in Europe again.

[thenodrog]

Yes

Unless it is appearence related you would be crazy. Alan Sugar once called Jack Walker an idiot with a death wish for his willingness to chuck money at BRFC but you are going one step further Al by wanting to chuck big money at a lame duck. Unless he is doing the business on the pitch Dunny is a liability on the club. I'd love to see a remuneration:mins on the pitch stat for the Prem League. I'm sure Dunny would be in with a shout at winning it.

[mellison24]

If Dunn finishes the season with more than 19 starts I'll grow a proper Barry Chuckle mustache.

I'll hold you to that. How about this. U do as you say. And if he starts LESS than 19 games (all league, or league AND cup games?) Then I'LL have a go at growing a tash. Just to note, I have blond hair, so it will look proper awful! Whoever loses this bet will spend the time up until the world cup final not shaving the top lip and will post a pic of the result on here!

Hows about it? *offers handshake*

[Al]

I'll hold you to that. How about this. U do as you say. And if he starts LESS than 19 games (all league, or league AND cup games?) Then I'LL have a go at growing a tash. Just to note, I have blond hair, so it will look proper awful! Whoever loses this bet will spend the time up until the world cup final not shaving the top lip and will post a pic of the result on here!

Hows about it? *offers handshake*

I'd join you but I already have a tash (and before you ask it aint coming off).

[S15]

I'll hold you to that. How about this. U do as you say. And if he starts LESS than 19 games (all league, or league AND cup games?) Then I'LL have a go at growing a tash. Just to note, I have blond hair, so it will look proper awful! Whoever loses this bet will spend the time up until the world cup final not shaving the top lip and will post a pic of the result on here!

Hows about it? *offers handshake*

How about you make a pact not to take every comment you hear/read literally, therefore not killing every essence of humour you come across.

[mellison24]

How about you make a pact not to take every comment you hear/read literally, therefore not killing every essence of humour you come across.

Jeez, I was only having some fun. Spoilsport. Maybe you should get a better SOH. Ever heard of 'playing along'?

[S15]

Jeez, I was only having some fun. Spoilsport. Maybe you should get a better SOH. Ever heard of 'playing along'?

You say you have a girlfriend?

[Al]

You say you have a girlfriend?

Your attempts at humour never get the right effect do they shillito (see also 'Lights over Blackburn'). I'd give it a miss if I were you pal.

[S15]

Must be a generation thing.

[mellison24]

You say you have a girlfriend?

Don't get personal, cos you'll just look a prize-pillock. Yes, I DO have a girlfriend. I've been with her for almost 5 years now and we're still happily in love. Please don't bring her up again.

[Al]

Must be a generation thing.

No generation loves a smart arse.

[S15]

Don't get personal, cos you'll just look a prize-pillock. Yes, I DO have a girlfriend. I've been with her for almost 5 years now and we're still happily in love. Please don't bring her up again.

Again, what I say goes completely over your head.

[mellison24]

Again, what I say goes completely over your head.

No, you just implied I was either gay, or that I'm making up my gf. And I find it very insulting and upsetting.

[S15]

No, you just implied I was either gay, or that I'm making up my gf. And I find it very insulting and upsetting.

I didn't seriously imply you were gay, nor questioned the true existance of your girlfriend. I was merely suggesting that what you typed sounded a little camp.

Sorry, I'll be nice.

[Al]

No, you just implied I was either gay, or that I'm making up my gf. And I find it very insulting and upsetting.

Leave it Mellison. He'll go away when the schools go back.

[S15]

Leave it Mellison. He'll go away when the schools go back.

Yeah, pretty inevitable after I've been posting for over 8 years now.

[broadsword]

Calm down dears, it's only a messageboard

[thenodrog]

I didn't seriously imply you were gay, nor questioned the true existance of your girlfriend. I was merely suggesting that what you typed sounded a little camp.

A swift move to the back foot I perceive Shillitoe.

Quote.... "No amount of arrogant responces will alter the fact that you're a hypocrite when it comes to the current Mellison situation."

[S15]

Eh? I'm not writing in a camp manner whilst accusing someone else of doing so though am I gord?

With this in mind, please point out where the hypocrisy has occured? And when you quote me old boy, please don't cut out the punchline!

[philipl]

First time I have ever posted anything positive about Joey Barton. But he is talking eminent good sense and shows there is always hope even for the vilest of individuals.

[Hughesy]

Just what we need in midfield when he's fit!

[S15]

No doubt.

I would actually love us to sign him now. He is fifty times the player Andrews is.

[Hughesy]

No doubt.

I would actually love us to sign him now. He is fifty times the player Andrews is.

Me too.

He might be a n0bhead but he's a far superior player to Andrews

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

I like him as a player but as far as I'm aware he's not been doing much this season this season. Has he been injured ?