[Archived] Big Sam - Colour Therapist

[only2garners]

From today's Independent - let the jokes flow.....

Blackburn FC's colourful technique

*Winning methods from Blackburn FC's manager Sam Allardyce. We're told he has hit upon the (no doubt highly scientific) tactic of colour therapy to boost his players' performance this season, deciding to repaint the team's changing room a particularly garish shade of tangerine, complemented by a hardly less subtle turquoise. Apparently the shades are "colour opposites" chosen to "stimulate and promote a feeling of energy". Any wincing side effects aren't, we're assured, a cause for concern. Still, you wouldn't catch Pandora in there.

[Jackson]

That's were all the money has gone - Dulux is expensive these days.

[Flopsy]

thats next seasons away kit right there

[Torgeir]

That's were all the money has gone - Dulux is expensive these days.

Crown Paints must be fuming.

[Jackson]

Crown Paints must be fuming.

[roversmum]

Wondering if they've to wear tangerine and turqoise underwear lol!

Last time I went in the dressing room they had some posters that were obviously supposed to encourage them...

Wonder what colours he's had the away changing room painted?

[CrazyIvan]

Wondering if they've to wear tangerine and turqoise underwear lol!

Last time I went in the dressing room they had some posters that were obviously supposed to encourage them...

Wonder what colours he's had the away changing room painted?

Black with a hint of depression?

[LeChuck]

I wonder if they've painted the away dressing room in colours that promote lethargy?

[John]

Crown paints carried it out. Sam said he wanted more changes but there was a spending cap

[Dan]

Never heard of Blackburn FC, who are they?