mellison24 Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Michel Salgado's dad is bigger than my dad. Michel Salgado's dad will shag ur dad! And ur dad'll enjoy it!!
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BPF Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Michel Salgado's dad will shag ur dad! And ur dad'll enjoy it!! Everyone can stop now, noone will beat that one.
T4E Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Michel Salgado's dad is bigger than my dad. Thats excellent I'm adding that to the group.
dj54nna Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Michel Salgado gets his hair cut by pirana's Michel Salgado's hair cannot be cut by any substance known to man. His shiny mane styles itself through fear of Michel Salgado.
67splitscreen Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Michel Salgado will change Givet's dress sense, he can't get on fantasy football though.
Tim Southampton Rover Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Not sure if anyone has already posted this but this is an actual Michel Salgado quote and I think it's quality because it's so random Rooney's so strong he can do anything. He would be the ideal person to help you move house.
Exiled_Rover Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Clearly it's referring to the gulf in class between Rooney and Salgado being so vast that Rooney may as well be a van mover.
broadsword Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Usain Bolt trains by trying to catch up with Michel Salgado. Superman wear pyjamas with pictures of Chuck Norris wearing pyjamas with pictures of Michel Salgado on.
Ozz Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 After his debut, we're ALL going home in a Michel Ambulance.
Stuart Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Michel Salgado explains how many goals he's going to score against Burnley at Ewood. Rest of the pictures
brian_gallagher85 Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Nope, that'll be how many Clarets fans that Salgado has allowed to live after the game at Ewood
67splitscreen Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Michel Salgado explains how many goals he's going to score against Burnley at Ewood. Rest of the pictures He really should have a Rovers shirt on, can't understand where that has come from. Anyone oblige.
Paul Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 What would you of said if we didnt sign him & nobody else? "The board didnt back sam" No I'd have said nothing of the sort. The board have already backed Sam and we don't need any more defenders. You probably haven't noticed but I rarely if ever make comments on the lines of "the board didn't back Sam." My only concern on signings is midfield, if Sam had found a midfielder and the board refused him I'd have had something to say about that. Salgado is a freebie, no quality midfielder would be available for free. I also very much doubt Salgado is taking 40k a week Yes I realise there is no transfer fee involved, there may well be a signing on fee, and at no point did I suggest a quality midfielder would be available on a free. What I did suggest was the salary might be better spent on a midfielder. As for the 40k it was someone else who first suggested the salary was in that region. I question the need for this signing unless something else is brewing with other defenders, sorry if I looked a bit further than I should of.
Iceman Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Michel Salgado, spits in the faces of those who dont want be cool. And Diouf spits back, now thats cool lol
Tyrone Shoelaces Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Still talking garbage I see, maybe well get some sense after he's actually kicked a ball for us.
Blue n White Rover Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Still talking garbage I see, maybe well get some sense after he's actually kicked a ball for us. Michel Salgado makes garbage talk Enjoy the fun, it rarely happens on here
Iceman Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Still talking garbage I see, maybe well get some sense after he's actually kicked a ball for us. Michel Salgado kicks those dingles we call garbage to the curb. Salgado eats Dingles, once he pops, he cant stop.
trs Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 Cut Salgado's hair and he gains in strength, unlike that puff Samson.
Stuart Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 Nope, that'll be how many Clarets fans that Salgado has allowed to live after the game at Ewood Nah, it wouldn't be that many! He really should have a Rovers shirt on, can't understand where that has come from. Anyone oblige. There's a clue in the link under neath the photo...
beerwins Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 Salgado doesnt breath, he takes air hostage! When the bogey man goes to bed he checks the closet for salgado. Sorry the old chuck norris jokes burning a hole in my brain.
Veevs Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 Still talking garbage I see, maybe well get some sense after he's actually kicked a ball for us. lol.. you are a misery mate.. this thread is just one of the reasons we signed him.. he is a legend in football and we all know at 33 he is not going to be the same player he once was, but he will give us considerable experience, a boost for the team/fans, a tutor for our now young squad of players, a profile lift for the club (to attract players and fans) and I don't think anyone has ever complained about his passion for the game or his work rate. There have been plenty of great footballers who continued to play way beyond 33 (remember Tugay still had a great season for us at 35.. and no not counting last season) and I think Salgado certainly has the legs to keep playing for the next two seasons. As for where he will play, I reckon he could play in quite a few different positions but until he is out on the pitch we just wont know, I know he played as mainly a right back but he has in the past played in a variety of other positions (CB, RM, DM, LB to name a few) and Sam has historically not been scared to move players into new positions to suit his needs and his players skills. And yes he only played 9 games for one of the worlds biggest clubs last season, but remember he was second choice at right back behind Ramos one of the worlds best players.. So well done Sam, fingers crossed this one works out for us. So if you don't like this thread go find another thread and whinge there, there is not much we can say about him until he gets out on the pitch.
donis1410 Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 Michel Salgado went to the same school as Chuck Norris, although Chuck spent most of his time in the loo's through the fear of Michel coming after his dinner money!!!!
Manc Rover Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 Salgado just been on SSN with Sam. He probably speaks better English than him too.
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