[Archived] Salgado

[AggyBlue]

*Looks over shoulder to see if GF is watching*

I'd be more worried about Salgado.

Be afraid. Very afraid

[Flopsy]

She received high scores on my MILF-o-meter. Just sayin'. It's not like anyone here wouldn't hit that, I know I would.

*Looks over shoulder to see if GF is watching*

A poster of Lara Croft does not constitute a girlfriend

[Billy Castell]

A poster of Lara Croft does not constitute a girlfriend

[Iceman]

I know we could all do with a laugh today but really

Mum you have been quiet. Iccers and Iccicle was wondering if you are okay.

She received high scores on my MILF-o-meter. Just sayin'. It's not like anyone here wouldn't hit that, I know I would.

*Looks over shoulder to see if GF is watching*

You better be watching over your shoulder, and its not your girlfriend you should be afraid of lol. Salgado will eat you alive, and then spit your little bones out.

[den]

I was away for the last two weeks, so anyone want to explain why Hughesy's photo might have caused a problem with JW?

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

No idea, but at a guess JW is annoyed because Big Sam let the public take photos therefore alerting the whole world that Salgado was here thus putting pressure on JW/the board to pay for Salgado.

[beerwins]

No idea, but at a guess JW is annoyed because Big Sam let the public take photos therefore alerting the whole world that Salgado was here thus putting pressure on JW/the board to pay for Salgado.

Worked a treat didn't it

[Iceman]

Worked a treat didn't it

Any chance we could get a pic of Sam and Juninho Percumbucano(sp). Could solve our midfield problem

[beerwins]

Ill get the photoshop and pics of ronaldinho out

[92er]

Allardyce said on Radio Lancs Salgado will not be ready to play for a few weeks yet.

[Big Fat Sam]

Any chance we could get a pic of Sam and Juninho Percumbucano(sp). Could solve our midfield problem

And he was on a free.

Still only 34 same as our own golden balls.

[S15]

Allardyce said on Radio Lancs Salgado will not be ready to play for a few weeks yet.

Expect him to be donning the armband on Saturday then.

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

Salgado will decide when Salgado is ready.

Fact of the matter is, he's probably just giving teams a head start in the league before he steps up.

[tcj_jones]

If they could last 3 seconds without climax whilst Amo is pummeling the f**k outta them, Michel will give 'em a bang.

Just a pity for Michel he'd already been at it for 11 days by the time she came along, hence he finally drew a wee Salgado Sperm Worm, and once a Salgado spunk is on the loose, the said worm has usually done it's bit in a flash..

Hence she gave birth around 20 minutes later.

Hahahahaha, probably the funniest thing I've ever read on here!

[SouthAussieRover]

Miguel who?

Miguel Ángel "Míchel" Salgado Fernández.

[neekoy]

A poster of Lara Croft does not constitute a girlfriend

That is seriously funny Flops

Miguel Ángel "Míchel" Salgado Fernández.

I am going to start calling him Angel Fernandez, just so he doesn't think I am using his name in vain.

[herbergeehh]

Any chance we could get a pic of Sam and Juninho Percumbucano(sp). Could solve our midfield problem

Signed for one of the Arabic clubs, didn't he?

[RovertheHill]

Miguel Ángel "Míchel" Salgado Fernández.

My 12 year old daughter (a big Robbie Savage fan) saw the picture of Salgado and now refers to him as Robertio Savagio

[booth]

Allardyce said on Radio Lancs Salgado will not be ready to play for a few weeks yet.

What's with this signing players that won't be able to play for a while.

N'Zonzi, Kalanic, Salgado, Van Heerden... All players that aren't supposed to be ready yet. Frustrating with all the injuries

Meanwhile other clubs are buying players and playing them. Ghilas?

[den]

Also, what's this test that Ghilas failed? Not a medical apparently?

[T4E]

Also, what's this test that Ghilas failed? Not a medical apparently?

Wonderlic

[Gumbi]

Also, what's this test that Ghilas failed? Not a medical apparently?

Cycle proficiency.

[CrazyIvan]

Also, what's this test that Ghilas failed? Not a medical apparently?

The Coke V Pepsi taste test...

[den]

Thanks guys.

:D

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

It was an additional test Big Sam insists on.

I remember Ince had his own test...

Salgado. Innit?