[Archived] Salgado

[67splitscreen]

the man has big expectations of his new club.

"I had no desire to play against Real Madrid and I hope that I do not have to throughout the rest of my career.

"If I was to then it will be Europe and it would be very difficult for me.

"Should Blackburn qualify for the Champions League then I hope that we do not play against Real Madrid."

What has Sam been feeding him.

Could not face Real

[T4E]

The way people are talking, you'd think he was a psychopath! What is it he's done to get this rep? Lol.

Get on board with it mate. The first rule of Project Salgado Mayhem is that you do not ask questions.

[Big Fat Sam]

From an extremely, and I do mean extremely reliable source, his legs havent gone!!

I should hope so as well. I'd be ###### if we bought a player with no legs.

[Lurid Coat]

I have a feeling he's going to end up as a huge fan favourite and a big Rovers cult hero. There's just something about the guy.

[T4E]

"Should Blackburn qualify for the Champions League then I hope that we do not play against Real Madrid."

Salgado has a soft spot for Madrid, and knows that playing against them would mean almost certain death. For them.

Michel Salgado can kill 3 birds with no stones.

[RIML]

I have a feeling he's going to end up as a huge fan favourite and a big Rovers cult hero. There's just something about the guy.

I thought the same, must be the long hair.

[Tim Southampton Rover]

Is this technically Blackburn's biggest ever signing when you consider what he's won in his career and where he came from?

The only other players that spring to mind are Andy Cole and Dwight Yorke for what they achieved at Man Utd. I've got a strange feeling I'm forgetting someone else but i'm sure others on here will remind me.

[67splitscreen]

I have a feeling he's going to end up as a huge fan favourite and a big Rovers cult hero. There's just something about the guy.

Wonder how many shirt sales will fly out this week?. maybe a few ST to boot.

[riverside returns]

Ardiles and Archibald back in the days!

[S15]

Salgado has a soft spot for Madrid, and knows that playing against them would mean almost certain death. For them.

Michel Salgado can kill 3 birds with no stones.

And by soft spot you mean he f**kin' hates them, and is plotting his revenge on them as we speak.

[riverside returns]

Lets hope Sam has told Salgado of the soft spot on any left wingers that needs addressing in our opposition!

[Lurid Coat]

I reckon Salgardo will demand the number 9 shirt, just to show who's really boss around here now.

I also like to think he'll be given the armband, before he has to resort to violence.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Michel Salgado.

[alexanders]

Is Salgado Chuck Norris?

[nicko]

Or maybe more to the point, not being spent.

To be fair, Salgado's wages will be taking a fair chunk out of the coffers.

No complaints on that front.

[roversmum]

But also I am going to play in one of the best leagues in the world. This is football in it's purest state and is different to Spain.

Anyone seen Spencey?

[Bobby G]

Is it more than 35-40k

[T4E]

Lets hope Sam has told Salgado of the soft spot on any left wingers that needs addressing in our opposition!

Michel Salgado hates left wingers so much that when Damian Duff's mum was pregnant Salgado trained as a midwife and so he could help deliver the baby. Once Damian was born Salgado ate his face in a paella then crapped it back out on to his neck. Thats why Duff looks mildly retarded.

The same applies to Luke Chadwick.

[roversfan1]

Lets hope Sam has told Salgado of the soft spot on any left wingers that needs addressing in our opposition!

Glad to see that Salgado wanted to play for a big club before retiring

Im really chuffed with this signing and cant wait to see him in a Rovers shirt!

[Lurid Coat]

Judging by Tugay4England and shillito's posts, Michel already has a cult following.

Michel Salgado once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

He can also win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

[T4E]

Michel Salgado doesn't wear his heart on his sleeve. He will however wear your heart on his sleeve if you ever make the mistake of touching his hair.

[Ricky]

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that Michel Salgado allows to live!!!!

[tcj_jones]

Michel Salgado doesn't wear his heart on his sleeve. He will however wear your heart on his sleeve if you ever make the mistake of touching his hair.

[Iceman]

He will give a real boost to the squad

Excuse the pun their mum. Hahaha. Indeed a REAL boost is what we need. Good signing this, should be some more crunching tackles

[T4E]

Is Salgado Chuck Norris?

It is commonly known that Eve was created from the rib of Adam, but few know that Chuck Norris was actually created using Michel Salgado's genitals.

[riverside returns]

He prefers to wear hearts of opposition on the sole of his boots!