[Archived] Salgado

[T4E]

Michel Salgado needed some place to send the women he was done with, so he created Playboy. Soon one magazine wasn't enough, so he created Penthouse. And then Hustler. Eventually the load became so overwhelming that he invented the Internet.

EDIT: Lol. Oops!

[Torgeir]

Very excited about this signing, can't wait to see him in a Rovers shirt. Well done, Sam!

[mellison24]

He is now Blackburn's own answer to Chuck Norris and the Stig!! I heard he managed to taste the rainbow WITHOUT eating skittles!!

[S15]

Carlsberg don't do right backs, but if they did Michel Salgardo would hunt them down and f**kin' murder them.

[T4E]

International terrorism and suicide bombers do not exist. They're just a cover story for when Michel Salgado takes viagra.

[tcj_jones]

Carlsberg don't do right backs, but if they did Michel Salgardo would hunt them down and f**kin' murder them.

[Big Fat Sam]

Some great lines there lads, thanks.

[spencey7]

To be fair, Salgado's wages will be taking a fair chunk out of the coffers.

Have you heard a figure Nicko? I'm guessing at least £40,000 p/w.

[joey_big_nose]

Have you heard a figure Nicko? I'm guessing at least £40,000 p/w.

At 33? I would say he would be lucky to get 30k, probably less.

[Flopsy]

Salgado has a soft spot for Madrid, and knows that playing against them would mean almost certain death. For them.

Michel Salgado can kill 3 birds with no stones.

Chuck Norris wears Michel Salgado Pyjama's and has a Michel Salgardo Duvet set.

[T4E]

Michel Salgado runs with scissors.

[joey_big_nose]

Salgado doesn't sleep. He waits.

[Jackson]

Apparently, he expressed his enthusiasm for being the "biggest signing since Robbie Fowler", but that bit was cut.

[T4E]

Michel Salgado is the walrus.

[unluckymorton]

Is this technically Blackburn's biggest ever signing when you consider what he's won in his career and where he came from?

The only other players that spring to mind are Andy Cole and Dwight Yorke for what they achieved at Man Utd. I've got a strange feeling I'm forgetting someone else but i'm sure others on here will remind me.

Steve Archibald & Ossie Ardiles.

[S15]

Chuck Norris wears Michel Salgado Pyjama's and has a Michel Salgardo Duvet set.

Michel Salgado wears Chuck Norris as contraception.

[67splitscreen]

I'm Spartacus, I'm Salgado.... I'm Salgado....I'm Salgado.

[RovertheHill]

Michel Salgado doesn't wear his heart on his sleeve. He will however wear your heart on his sleeve if you ever make the mistake of touching his hair.

Is he your new Amoruso now? Tart

[Manc Rover]

At 33? I would say he would be lucky to get 30k, probably less.

I'd guess £40K+. He has a standing in the game, won the lot and would've been on £50-£60K at Madrid at a guess. Yes he's older and not quite the player of say 4 years ago but would still command top dollar (in our terms anyway).

[Flopsy]

winner so far Shilto

[T4E]

Michel Salgado once got stuck down a well. So he p!ssed his way out.

[sambo]

Awesome

Take it these are all Chuck Norris quotes with Salgado's name instead?

[greco]

ive always liked salgado.

everytime ive seen him play, he does it with determination and aggression. Certainly an improvement, whether we are talking RB or CM.

im guessing he´ll become a fan favorite rather quickly, with the tenacity and determination he brings, spiced up with his technical ablilities. Hopefully he hasnt lost too much due to age

[67splitscreen]

The first song must be close to being released.

[Big Fat Sam]

winner so far Shilto

There good but the one below had me in stitches.

Michel Salgado can kill 3 birds with no stones.

What can I say I'm old.