Luke Lim Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Well Mr. Salgado, welcome to an 'historic' club, where all the proudest moments for the club remains in ... history. Unless you help us change that. =)
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T4E Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 The only reason God exists is because Michel Salgado doesn't like to micro-manage.
Flopsy Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Awesome Take it these are all Chuck Norris quotes with Salgado's name instead? No they're all Salgado quotes with Chuck Norris used instead.
Big Fat Sam Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 The only reason God exists is because Michel Salgado doesn't like to micro-manage. Got a mate I play football with who's religous I'm going to use that line a lot in future now!!
rovertheworld Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 An interview from Goal.com "I achieved everything that I wanted to there," he told Onda Cero radio station. "I had no desire to play against Real Madrid and I hope that I do not have to throughout the rest of my career. "If I was to then it will be Europe and it would be very difficult for me. "Should Blackburn qualify for the Champions League then I hope that we do not play against Real Madrid." (you're definatley at the right club then, i reckon sam said were pushing for the champions league in order to get him to sign ) Blackburn Rovers have offered Salgado the challenge that he was looking for, and he is delighted to be joining a club that he believes is steeped in tradition. "I have joined an historic club that was one of the founders of the league. They ticked many of the boxes I wanted," he continued. "I did not want to stay in the Spanish league. I spent ten years with Real Madrid and I did not want to play against them. "But also I am going to play in one of the best leagues in the world. This is football in it's purest state and is different to Spain. Above all the atmosphere in the stadia can be spectacular. "It is a league that I am going to enjoy playing in to finish my career."
Lurid Coat Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Blackburn Rovers wasn't an historic club before Michel Salgado joined. A new timeline should be introduced, pre (aka the dark ages) and post the signing of Salgado. Benni McCarthy earns 50k a week. Salgado earns 30k a week. Salgado is still the highest earner in the Rovers squad. Michel Salgado filled all of the 10 000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire with gold taken from his personal treasury, as a gift to the local community before he joined.
sambo Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 No they're all Salgado quotes with Chuck Norris used instead. We need a Salgado chant
jny Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Really looking forward to seeing Salgado in action It seems judging by the posts on here that Salgado is the Stig but wait does that mean that Chuck Norris is the stig
S15 Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Really looking forward to seeing Salgado in action It seems judging by the posts on here that Salgado is the Stig but wait does that mean that Chuck Norris is the stig It means when Salgado reads what you wrote, all three of you are dead.
Flopsy Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Salgado killed 15 Al Queda terrorists with his bare hair.
Lurid Coat Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 It is impossible to hand write "Michel Salgado". The Michel Salgado is mightier than the pen.
Mr. E Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 An interview from Goal.com "I achieved everything that I wanted to there," he told Onda Cero radio station. "I had no desire to play against Real Madrid and I hope that I do not have to throughout the rest of my career. "If I was to then it will be Europe and it would be very difficult for me. "Should Blackburn qualify for the Champions League then I hope that we do not play against Real Madrid." (you're definatley at the right club then, i reckon sam said were pushing for the champions league in order to get him to sign ) Blackburn Rovers have offered Salgado the challenge that he was looking for, and he is delighted to be joining a club that he believes is steeped in tradition. "I have joined an historic club that was one of the founders of the league. They ticked many of the boxes I wanted," he continued. "I did not want to stay in the Spanish league. I spent ten years with Real Madrid and I did not want to play against them. "But also I am going to play in one of the best leagues in the world. This is football in it's purest state and is different to Spain. Above all the atmosphere in the stadia can be spectacular. "It is a league that I am going to enjoy playing in to finish my career." Wow. And you know what the thing is? Michael Salgado might be the first player in quite a while to join us for the right reasons - to play football at a proper football club. The one thing the Chelseas and ManCitys can't buy is history and pride.
jannerman Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Michel Salgado has a punch screen phone. Lmfao....finally a signing that's actually bought some fun and humor to the place.... Wonder if Paul Ince would have signed a player like that? In fact, I heard that Michel Salgado scared Paul Ince so bad when they met that he causes him to repeat himself in front of TV cameras He can wear out pairs of football boots just by thinking about kicking a ball Death once had a near Michel Salgado experience He doesn't know where you live, but he knows where you will die....etc, etc Class...lol
T4E Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Michel Salgado actually wrote Bohemian Rhapsody. Then he gave Freddie Mercury AIDS for stealing it.
RovertheHill Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Michel Salgado actually wrote Bohemian Rhapsody. Then he gave Freddie Mercury AIDS for stealing it. I dread to think how...
AggyBlue Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 After reading through this thread, I just know he's gonna be crap
Flopsy Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 17 women got pregnant, just thinking about Michel Salgado's hair
T4E Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 I dread to think how... Michel Salgado actually knows how to cure AIDS. He just thinks its funnier this way.
Flopsy Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 After reading through this thread, I just know he's gonna be crap You know suicide is illegal in this country?
Carlos090 Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 If you spell Michel Salgado in Scrabble, you win. Forever If at first you don't succeed, you're not Michel Salgado..
S15 Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 Michael Jackson once said it didn't matter if you're black or white, but Salgado told him it did.
jodrell Posted August 19, 2009 Posted August 19, 2009 It should be interesting when Sam tells him the Rovers v Dingles game is bigger than Real v Barcelona. My name is Michel Salgado not Sam Dingleado.
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