[Archived] Salgado

[Flopsy]

Michel Salgado does not earn wages, he just accepts tributes

[T4E]

Carlsberg didn't make Michel Salgado, but if they did, he'd probably get you drunk in one mouthful.

[RovertheHill]

I've just put Salgado in my Fantasy Football Team and I've won. Game over.

[Fife Rover]

Allegedly Sam has aquired him a rental property in highercroft for a couple of years.

Hey come on! That's queue jumping.....I've had my name down for a council house up Higher Croft since 1957, and I haven't heard anything yet.

[T4E]

Michel Salgado knew who Mr X was.

[Flopsy]

Carlsberg didn't make Michel Salgado, but if they did, he'd probably get you drunk in one mouthful.

No, just by holding the can

[Fife Rover]

the man has big expectations of his new club.

"I had no desire to play against Real Madrid and I hope that I do not have to throughout the rest of my career.

"If I was to then it will be Europe and it would be very difficult for me.

"Should Blackburn qualify for the Champions League then I hope that we do not play against Real Madrid."

What has Sam been feeding him.

Could not face Real

Oh go on then....we'll let him stand down for that one.

[Presty On Tour]

Brilliant signing for us!

Some kids ###### their name in the snow. Michel Salgado can ###### his name into concrete.

When Michel Salgado gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Michel Salgado secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Michel Salgado can touch this.

Michel Salgado once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.

[sambo]

Michel Salgado doesn't play at right back. Right back plays at Michel Salgado.

[T4E]

Michel Salgado doesn't play at right back. Right back plays at Michel Salgado.

Win.

[Ronin]

quality thread!

[Flopsy]

Michel Salgado caused the Attack ships to be on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

[T4E]

Michel Salgado knows what Willis was talkin about.

[Fife Rover]

Awesome

Take it these are all Chuck Norris quotes with Salgado's name instead?

All except the one about wearing Chuck Norris as a contraceptive.

[Mattyblue]

Michel Salgado can strangle you with a cordless phone

[mellison24]

Michel Salgado once gave his beer a hangover!

Michel Salgado has his martini stirred, not shaken...and shoves it up Bond's arse!!

[T4E]

Michel Salgado is an anagram of Medical Slag Ho.

[Blue n White Rover]

Brilliant signing for us!

Some kids ###### their name in the snow. Michel Salgado can ###### his name into concrete.

When Michel Salgado gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Michel Salgado secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Michel Salgado can touch this.

Michel Salgado once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.

:lol: Love it Presty! Take it he's your new Pedersen

[Lurid Coat]

Michel Salgado has a punch screen phone.

Wrong. Michel Salgado only communicates via mind penetration.

Michel Salgado predicted Nostradamus.

According to the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, all humans are created equal. An exception has been made if you're Michel Salgado, in which case you are worth more than all other humans combined.

[blue/white]

Brilliant signing for us!

Some kids ###### their name in the snow. Michel Salgado can ###### his name into concrete.

When Michel Salgado gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Michel Salgado secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Michel Salgado can touch this.

Michel Salgado once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.

.... name into concrete...............

Quality, Presty.

[Lurid Coat]

I bought Salgado for my Fantasy Premier League team after having already used my free Gameweek transfer. I received +8 bonus points as a result.

[sambo]

Quality Presty!!

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Let me know when the sensible discussion starts.

[Presty On Tour]

The referee once reached into his pocket to give Michel Salgado a red card. Lucky for the ref, it was a Christmas card!

[T4E]

Let me know when the sensible discussion starts.

There's always one isn't there?

Whats the point in being a grumpy prick about it?