[Archived] New Chants

[Wing Wizard Windy Miller]

Dunno if this has been done - and an enormous amount of plagarism however....

To the tune of grand old duke of york...

You sad old Dingle Tw**S

you brought 3000 men

you thought that you were premier league

but we've beaten you again

and the blues are staying up

and the scum are going down

time to f*** off back to the hills

and smash up your f****in town!

Or the incest version...

You sad old Dingle Tw**S

you brought 3000 men

you thought that you were premier league

but we've beaten you again.

and your sister shags your dad

and your brother shags your mum

Time to crawl off back to the hills

you inbred Burnley scum

[67splitscreen]

All we are saying is give CONES a win/goal ..........Repeated.

[67splitscreen]

The grand old Duke of York

He had 3000 men

They bussed them into Ewood Park

Then bussed them out again.

When they where in they where in

When we scored they where down

And when they where 5-0 down

We bussed them home again.

[Ewood Spark]

Time to dust-off the old Peter Cucumber classic :-

David Dunn, David Dunn .... pride of Ewood Park.

David Dunn, David Dunn .... provides the midfield spark.

Local lad made good .... comes from Great Harwood.

David Dunn, David Dunn, David Dunn.

[Hullrover]

It's Big Sam's birthday on Monday. Happy Birthday Big Sam should be sung once the win is secure.

[RIML]

It's Big Sam's birthday on Monday. Happy Birthday Big Sam should be sung once the win is secure.

It was Paul Robinson's on Thursday too.

[mhead]

Oh memories stirred by the David Dunn song.

Another Peter Cucumber classic!

short and very sweet....a legendary bard.

Suitcase packed -flight in 2 hours...I am off to Ewood!

[mellison24]

It's NELSEN'S birthday TOMORROW!!! Happy Birthday Admirial. We shud sing happy birthday for HIM, eh?

[JMillZz]

Michel Salgado to the tune of "Ringo was his name-o"

"We got a man from real madrid salgado was his name-o, MI-CHEL SAL-GA-DO, MI-CHEL SAL-GA-DO... etc"

[super_arran]

A Franco Di Santo song for you.

BIG SAM, SIGN HIM UP! BIG SAM; BIG SAM SIGN HIM UP!

we can always hope

[robbo_rovers]

Hands up, get your hands up, show me your six fingers show me your six fingers!

[JMillZz]

Hands up, get your hands up, show me your six fingers show me your six fingers!

correction my friend, "hands up, dingles hands up..."***

[robbo_rovers]

correction my friend, "hands up, dingles hands up..."***

My bad! Loved it though.

[horatio_nelson]

i like the Peter Cucumber/David Dunn "chant" its simple enough to actually catch on. i also like the song sunderland have for kenwyne jones... "super kenwyne joooooooooooooones, he`s super kenwyne joooooooooooones", with abit of hard graft i was able to adapt it for super david dunn. it goes as follows.."super david duuuuuuuun, he`s super david duuuuuuun"! waddda ya think people ?

[RIML]

i like the Peter Cucumber/David Dunn "chant" its simple enough to actually catch on. i also like the song sunderland have for kenwyne jones... "super kenwyne joooooooooooooones, he`s super kenwyne joooooooooooones", with abit of hard graft i was able to adapt it for super david dunn. it goes as follows.."super david duuuuuuuun, he`s super david duuuuuuun"! waddda ya think people ?

I like it.

What are you suggesting?........

Super David Dunn

Super David Dunn

The Great Harrrrrrrrwood King

Hear the Rovers sing

Super David Dunn

This doesn't really rhyme but anyway

Di Santo woah ohhhh

Di Santo woah ohhhh

He is our Argentine

He made the b*stards cry

Sorry I just like reminding myself

[EnglishChris]

David dunn is blue and white one is easy to get going tried it myself on Sunday. No point having them too long they wont get sung.

[Hughesy]

Di Santo is magic

He wears a magic hat

and when he saw the clarets, he said "you ugly tw@ts"

he scored against the @#/?s and now he is a blue

and now wants to stay with us, and is a legend too!

[snatchymcsnatch]

The Hi-Ho seven dwarves song - fits quite well..

Franco, Franco

We've got him here on loan

He plays up front all on his own

Franco, Franco Franco Franco

[eddiewac]

Again!! We beat the barstewards/dingles again, we beat the barstewards/dingles again!!

Whats that one that goes Keep red rose in my heart, keep me rovers....

[10moorgate]

Again!! We beat the barstewards/dingles again, we beat the barstewards/dingles again!!

Whats that one that goes Keep red rose in my heart, keep me rovers....

to tune of 'give me joy in my heart' (...or 'no surrender')

keep the red rose in my heart,

keep me rovers,

keep the red rose in my heart i pray

keep the red rose in my heart,

keep me rovers,

keep me rovers til my dying day.

we are rovers,

we are rovers,

we are rovers til our dying day

[RIML]

Nice and easy

Go Franco Di Santo

Go Franco Di Santo

Go Franco Di Santo

I always thought it was ohhhhhhh Bobby Zamora but according to this it's 'go'.

'Ohhhhhhh' sounds better to me, what do you think?

[Ozz]

How about, to the tune of Weak In the Presence Of Beauty by Alison Moyet, singing `I go weak, I go weak, I go weak in the presence of Dioufy`.

[Manc Rover]

If we're e.g. 2-0 up tomorrow night:

"2-0 and we've got swine flu 2-0 and we've got swine flu...."

[Hughesy]

Swine flu...

the @#/?s gave us swine flu...

because we beat them 3-2.....

They went and gave us swine flu

[mellison24]

If we're e.g. 2-0 up tomorrow night:

"2-0 and we've got swine flu 2-0 and we've got swine flu...."

If losing: '2-0 COS we've got swine flu.'