[Archived] New Chants

[grizfoot]

Instead of attack, attack, attack! attack! attack!

We should go:

atchoo, atchoo, atchoo! atchoo! atchoo!

[77monkey77]

Stand up,if uve got swine flu

Stand up ,if uve got swine flu

Stand up ,if uve got swine flu

And now,ure gonna get it too

[Manc Rover]

na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na...burnley @#/?s gave us swine flu!

or

chimchimeney chimchimey chimchimcheroo...we hate those @#/?s that gave us swine flu!

[RIML]

CATCH IT

BIN IT

KILL IT

To the tune of

CHELSEA

CHELSEA

CHELSEA

[Tom]

They don't make chants like they used to, my favourite was:

Clap your hands

Stamp your feet

Wiggle your fingers

To Roy Wegerle (legend - now a pro golfer I believe)

[ABBEY]

have you been sniffing tipex again fella?

[Tom]

Sniffing is for lightweights, i just necked a whole bottle

[Inta Beaver]

John Terry

Your mums a thief

Your Dads a dealer

????????????

I need some help finishing this off, we have got to give him some stick when we play Chelsea in the cup!

[Neil Weaver]

Here's one for our current away run.

Towards the end of the eighties I think, Chelsea were in the second division with us. They were on a similar away game run as us, hadn't won on the road for many a moon and were playing us at Ewood. We went a couple of goals up and they were pretty dire : cue the Chelsea fans, to the tune of Dame Vera's "We'll meet again"...

We'll win again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll win again some sunny day

[RIML]

I prefer...

I told me mate the other day,

I've gone and found the white Pele,

My mate said who,

Could fill his shoes,

I told me mate,

It's Keith Andrews.

I've added this to the fan chants website. Hope you don't mind, just a good way to get it going.

I've tried adding this but think it's too anti-Burnley for their website.

To the tune of follow follow follow

Franco Franco Franco

He is here from Chelsea on loan

It was Di Santo's goal

That sent us outta control

Sendin' the six fingered b*stards back home

[cletus]

They don't make chants like they used to, my favourite was:

Clap your hands

Stamp your feet

Wiggle your fingers

To Roy Wegerle (legend - now a pro golfer I believe)

Are you the guys in the riverside who sang that a few years back? We joined in with it

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

Nice one RIML!

[Ewood Spark]

They don't make chants like they used to, my favourite was:

Clap your hands

Stamp your feet

Wiggle your fingers

To Roy Wegerle (legend - now a pro golfer I believe)

Way back in the early 80's I was part of the 'Pillar-5 Crew' (Blackburn End) that helped instigate this and other eccentric off the wall chants :-

eg

A-s s-l-ow a-s a t-o-r-t-o-i-s-e,

As fast as a hare!

and

Give us a B ( B, B )

give us a U ( U, U )

give us an N ( N, N )

what have you got?

BUN!

Looking back it all seems a bit odd now!

[Paul]

Instead of attack, attack, attack! attack! attack!

We should go:

atchoo, atchoo, atchoo! atchoo! atchoo!

brilliant

[mellison24]

Way back in the early 80's I was part of the 'Pillar-5 Crew' (Blackburn End) that helped instigate this and other eccentric off the wall chants :-

eg

A-s s-l-ow a-s a t-o-r-t-o-i-s-e,

As fast as a hare!

and

Give us a B ( B, B )

give us a U ( U, U )

give us an N ( N, N )

what have you got?

BUN!

Looking back it all seems a bit odd now!

ODD??? It sounds awesome!! It'd be so cool for weird chants like this (and the roy wegerle chant above) to start again. Will be more fun to join in for those that dont bother AND adds a little imagination to matchday! Love it!

[CAPT KAYOS]

Way back in the early 80's I was part of the 'Pillar-5 Crew' (Blackburn End) that helped instigate this and other eccentric off the wall chants :-

eg

A-s s-l-ow a-s a t-o-r-t-o-i-s-e,

As fast as a hare!

Didn't this used to get done to the tune 'On top of Old Smokey'?

[cletus]

Way back in the early 80's I was part of the 'Pillar-5 Crew' (Blackburn End) that helped instigate this and other eccentric off the wall chants :-

eg

A-s s-l-ow a-s a t-o-r-t-o-i-s-e,

As fast as a hare!

and

Give us a B ( B, B )

give us a U ( U, U )

give us an N ( N, N )

what have you got?

BUN!

Looking back it all seems a bit odd now!

Ahhh, those were the days!

[Ewood Spark]

Didn't this used to get done to the tune 'On top of Old Smokey'?

No ... your memory must be playing tricks on you Cap'n.

Best way to describe the 'tune' requires you having access to a musical instrument. Using the following note representations :-

C = middle 'C'

lower case = below middle 'C'

upper case = above middle 'C'

{Largo = 'slow'}

C...G...G..G..G....G

As slow as a tor-toise.

{Allegro = 'fast'}

G...g...a..b..C

As fast as a hare.

Hope that helps!

[Tom]

Are you the guys in the riverside who sang that a few years back? We joined in with it

Nope I'm Blackburn End these days, only 25 so I was young in the Wegerle days but used to enjoy the more obscure chanting. Songs these days seem so dull but I did like the Shoes up if you love Rovers Vs dingles.

Out of interest if anyone was to bare their bum ala Big Col these days would you expect a ban?

[LeftWinger]

He points to the left, He points to the Riiiiiiiiiigght, That boy Keith Andrews, He makes us look @#/?

[dazmaz]

He points to the left, He points to the Riiiiiiiiiigght, That boy Keith Andrews, He makes us look @#/?

(everyone stands and points to the person next to them)

lets all do the andrews (you know the rest)

a few mates thought it was pretty good

[savage8]

He points to the left, He points to the Riiiiiiiiiigght, That boy Keith Andrews, He makes us look @#/?

Give him a break !

I like it though....

[brian_gallagher85]

He points to the left, He points to the Riiiiiiiiiigght, That boy Keith Andrews, He makes us Lassana Diarra look @#/?

Fixed

[old darwen blue]

Told my mate the other day

I have seen the new Pele

When he plays we cannot lose

He goes by the name of Keith Andrews

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

I told me mate the other day,

I've gone and found the white Pele,

My mate said who,

Could fill his shoes,

I told me mate,

It's Keith Andrews.

Told my mate the other day

I have seen the new Pele

When he plays we cannot lose

He goes by the name of Keith Andrews

Keep up. And keep in tune while you're at it.