[Archived] New Chants

[EnglishChris]

What success has he had since joining up with Rovers?

[super_arran]

What success has he had since joining up with Rovers?

There's no such place as a Shearer wonderland; but we still sang that

it's only a chant, they don't have to make perfect sense

[T4E]

What success has he had since joining up with Rovers?

I'll answer this when you show me Kenny Dalglish's magic hat.

[EnglishChris]

Don't forget to put in about when he got the winner in the cup final then.

[johnradfordsubbuteo]

Big Sam's Coronary Artery

Big Sam's Coronary Artery

Big etc.

(Tune; Barmy/Blue & White Army)

[Iceman]

Dingle Bells, Dingle Smells, Rovers all the way. Oh what fun it is to see, the Dingles looking gay, hey! Or oh what fun it is to see, the Rovers win away, hey!

[mellison24]

Respect to Fulham. From the beeb:

"There's only 10 of you singing!"

Burnley fans to Fulham.

"Where'd you learn to count to 10?"

Fulham fans respond.

[T4E]

I don't want a lot for Christmas,

There's just one thing I need.

I don't want Pascal Chimbonda,

I dont want no Steven Reid.

I just want you for my own,

Even more than David Dunn

Forget Keith Andrewwwwwwws

All I want for Christmas is Diouf

To die.

[sloth_frattelli]

Cringe

[T4E]

Scrooge

[sambo]

I don't want a lot for Christmas,

There's just one thing I need.

I don't want Pascal Chimbonda,

I dont want no Steven Reid.

I just want you for my own,

Even more than David Dunn

Forget Keith Andrewwwwwwws

All I want for Christmas is Diouf

To die.

Completely untrue (apart from the last bit...but that is maybe a bit far ;D) but I love it!

[AggyBlue]

On the deck, On the deck, On the deck,

[sambo]

On the deck, On the deck, On the deck,

Deck the balls with........ (christmas song)

I don't know how to continue this

[mellison24]

Deck the balls with........ (christmas song)

I don't know how to continue this

Deck the balls and play good football

Falalalala lala la-la.

We are sick of bloody hoofball

Falalalala lala la-la.

(cont).....tricky one......

[Laurence]

I've not had the most productive work day today. Hence spending time coming up with this -

You were playing centre midfield in the French 3rd tier,

When Sam found you,

He picked you out, shook you up and turned you around,

Turned you in to something new.

Now 5 months later on you've got the World at your feet,

Success has been so easy for you,

But don't forget the Rovers put you where you are now,

Playing next to Keith And-rews.

Steve, Steve N'Zonzi,

You know we cant believe you when you make it look so easy,

Steve, Steve N'Zonzi,

Your name has got two Zs just like Zurab Khizanishvili,

You pass it with your left, you pass it with your right,

If you pass to Andrews they will all be sorry.......

Quality

[RIML]

Anyone know the Steven Nzonzi song, sung at the Birmingham game?

Sounded like

Steven Nzonzi

Steven Nzonzi

Running down the wing

Hear the Rovers sing

Steven Nzonzi

I was like thinking what wing?

[EnglishChris]

Anyone know the Steven Nzonzi song, sung at the Birmingham game?

Sounded like

Steven Nzonzi

Steven Nzonzi

Running down the wing

Hear the Rovers sing

Steven Nzonzi

I was like thinking what wing?

As someone pointed out King Kenny never really wore a magic hat either so songs don't really need to make sense lmao

[RIML]

As someone pointed out King Kenny never really wore a magic hat either so songs don't really need to make sense lmao

Ye but the difference is King Kenny is magic, Nzonzi is not a winger

[EnglishChris]

True but he never wore a magic hat lol

[RIML]

True but he never wore a magic hat lol

Whatever

I know I'm not the only one who is bored of the same chant for a player's name.

Franco Di Santo *clap* Benni McCarthy *clap* boring!

Instead we could sing Oh/Go Franco Di Santo, you know the Bobby Zamora song.

Nikola Kalinic Tra La La La La, we'll not be singing it for Pedersen when he's gone so why not

It probably isn't gonna happen but just a suggestion we'll be singing Pascal Chimbonda *clap* next when no one catches onto the Chimbonda woah ohh song.

[mellison24]

Whatever

I know I'm not the only one who is bored of the same chant for a player's name.

Franco Di Santo *clap* Benni McCarthy *clap* boring!

Instead we could sing Oh/Go Franco Di Santo, you know the Bobby Zamora song.

Nikola Kalinic Tra La La La La, we'll not be singing it for Pedersen when he's gone so why not

It probably isn't gonna happen but just a suggestion we'll be singing Pascal Chimbonda *clap* next when no one catches onto the Chimbonda woah ohh song.

Steven NZonzi is another one. I like a chant from a few pages back (I forget who posted it originally so do forgive me):

His mum is French

His dad's a tree

He hates dingles

He's NZonzi!!

[RIML]

Steven NZonzi is another one. I like a chant from a few pages back (I forget who posted it originally so do forgive me):

His mum is French

His dad's a tree

He hates dingles

He's NZonzi!!

Some people tried singing that behind me at the Hull game ha sounded quite funny.

I hate that Franco Di Santo *clap* sh*te, it's absolute crap, it was worse when we stretched it out so Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeevie Warnock would fit

How good was it to have a different one for Santa Cruz, Roque, Roque Santa Cruz. Having the same song for McCarthy and Di Santo is crap, I hate it so much.

[Tom]

Said it before, Di Santo would fit into Waltzing Matilda (i know he's not aussie but its just a tune)

Kalinic is a tricky one, theres only 2 Matt Jansens?

[RIML]

What is wrong with Nik-o-la Kal-in-ic Tra La La La La?

[HRH Tugay of Kerimoglu]

I came up with the "His mum is french, his dad's a tree..." chant

Myself and a mate did try it at Hull, but it didn't catch... People were too busy trying the lovely "Coyle" chant

So if you hear me trying to start it again... Join in!

It would make me the proudest man in all of Roversdom...