[Archived] New Chants

[mellison24]

I came up with the "His mum is french, his dad's a tree..." chant

Myself and a mate did try it at Hull, but it didn't catch... People were too busy trying the lovely "Coyle" chant

So if you hear me trying to start it again... Join in!

It would make me the proudest man in all of Roversdom...

I will be doing my best to try it in the lower BBE too. No doubt modes will stop tucking into his holland's pie to join in too?

[Blue n White Rover]

We want Sparky back say we want Sparky back?

[G Somerset Rover]

In a heartbeat. Shame it will nor can happen.

[Wing Wizard Windy Miller]

All we are saying ....is give us a goal.

[ABBEY]

if facebook rumours are to be believed and it is him....

owen coyle pays for sex pays for sex owen coyle pays for sex he shags scrubbers

[ChesterRover]

Taking full use of the Lightning seeds classic three lions, heres my take on the anti dingle version.

Your Mum’s your Dad

Your Dad’s your Mum

Six Fingered

Inbred Dingle Scum

(x4)

Everyone seems to know the score

They've seen it all before

They just know

They're so sure

That Rovers gonna

Blow you away

Gonna win it today

And I know they can play

Cos' I remember

Six Fingers on your hands

Owen Coyle still screaming

30 Years of hurt

Never stoppped you dreaming

So many jokes, so many jeers

Never beat us in 30 years

Going down

Floods of tears

But I still see your

Mothers a Whore

And when Rovers scored

Dunny belting the ball

And Chimbonda dancing

Six fingers on your hands

Owen Coyle still screaming

30 Years of hurt

Never stopped you dreaming

I know that was then

But it will happen again

Your Mums your Dad

Your Dads your Mum

Six Fingered

Inbred Dingle Scum

(x4)

[AggyBlue]

Allardyce is the expert

He wears the experts hat

Then he makes excuses

And looks a fookin tw@t

[bullyboyz]

This one preferably for the next time one of the yougsters scores. (Kalinic is my choice as believe he'll come good for us and if recognised as his song could easily stick and boost the all important confidence) - sung to Girl's Aloud Love Machine but the artic monkeys version as a bit pacier and more raucous. simple, easy to sing, catchy, recognisable and a bit ironic at the moment !

He’s just our goal machine

Feeding our fantasy

Give him a cross or three

And we’re fine

He needs a cheer a day

Instead of a milky way (couldn't think of anything else)

What will the dingles say

NOWT! cos their sh1te…

Substitute "dingles" for any whoever we're playing (sh1tty, scousers, villa and the rest)...

Given the lack of goals at the moment and the tension that goes with it let's lighten it up a bit eh and have have a bit of fun with the players we are likely going to have for the rest of the season! it may not be ideal but hey that's life and we should try and get over it n have as much fun as we can!

A noisy yet positive, creative atmosphere with fun, even p1ss taking chants has got to be better for all of us and is what english fans are famous for after all! let's bring the humour back and have a bigger better party than the opposing fans every game! a song for every player might just encourage them to put that bit more effort in and more fans throught the gates!

I'll get my coat eh!

[bullyboyz]

otr how about about a bit of hot chocolate...

We believe in miracles

allardyce

You sexy thing

You sexy thing you

We believe in miracles

pederson

You sexy thing

You sexy thing you

[RIML]

We believe in miracles

allardyce

You sexy thing

You sexy thing you

Hmmm Sex God

[chocky]

otr how about about a bit of hot chocolate...

We believe in miracles

allardyce

You sexy thing

You sexy thing you

We believe in miracles

pederson

You sexy thing

You sexy thing you

Have you been at the pop....

[T4E]

otr how about about a bit of hot chocolate...

We believe in miracles

allardyce

You sexy thing

You sexy thing you

We believe in miracles

pederson

You sexy thing

You sexy thing you

Thats bloody awful but exactly the sort of thing we should be coming up with. Well played mate.

[bullyboyz]

yeah these home made lemsips got a fair bit of pop in 'em and for the record i don't really think sam is a sexy thing

anyhows - oh when the saints! Santo (according to a reliable online translator) means saint or something similar...

Oh when di san-to scores again, oh when di santo scores again

We all want to be among the rovers when di santo scores again

followed by this in ZZ Top Viva Las Vegas styley just so he doesn't think we're taking the p1ss too much...

Vivaaaa di santo. vivaaaa di santo

Vivaaaa oh vivaaaa

Di santooooooooooo...

could probably do the same with Salgado aswell given syllables and spanish connection...

[JAL]

Allardyce is the expert

He wears the experts hat

Then he makes excuses

And looks a fookin tw@t

what about when the ball is kicked high into the sky normally by Robbo.

o, wanky, wanky.

wanky, wanky, wanderers.

[LDRover]

He's got the fattest head in the land,

He's got the fattest head in the land,

He's got the fattest head in the land,

And his name is Allardyce

He likes to knock it long every game,

He likes to knock it long every game,

He likes to knock it long every game,

And his name is Allardyce

He moans about the finishing every week,

He moans about the finishing every week,

He moans about the finishing every week,

And his name is Allardyce

When we lose a game, it's not his fault,

When we lose a game, it's not his fault,

When we lose a game, it's not his fault,

And his name is Allardyce

He likes to play Keith Andrews every week,

He likes to play Keith Andrews every week,

He likes to play Keith Andrews every week,

And his name is Allardyce

I'll stop now, but suffice to say there could be quite a few more verses.

[CrazyIvan]

He's got the fattest head in the land,

...

He likes to play Keith Andrews every week,

And his name is Allardyce

I'll stop now, but suffice to say there could be quite a few more verses.

What a pointless post. Like this one.

[ebenrocks]

There is a song some of you must know called Rosie by Tom Waits.

If Rosie was changed to Rovers it would make a really nice song/chant i think.

The chorus goes

And the moon's all up, full and big, apricot tips in an indigo sky,

And I've been loving you, Rosie, since the day I was born

And I'll love you, Rosie 'til the day I die.

Rosie, why do you evade? Rosie, how can I persuade? Rosie...

Rosie, why do you evade? Rosie, how can I persuade? Rosie...

obviously the first line would need to be changed but i think it could be a really nice song.

Give it a listen and see what you think

[ebenrocks]

Well we're walking down the Bolton Road, Singing our song

Off to see the rovers (boys play) (at ewood) (beating burnley) tonight

I've been loving you, Rovers, since the day I was born

And I'll love you, Rovers 'til the day I die.

Rovers, i could never trade. Rovers, how can I explain? Roveeerrrssss...

I took some of the first verse and some of the chorus there

i think it could work... the words ive come up with are a bit whack so maybe someone could think of some better ones.

give the song a listen and tell me what you think, song, as i said earlier is called Rosie and its by Tom Waits

[bullyboyz]

have been on pop again...

the only song i reckon can fit Kalanic's rather awkward name is true sing a long cheesy classic, complete with easy to learn waaaa's and do do do doo's. that's right Sweet Carolyne by the Neil Diamond!!! a rousing anthem

Oh, sweeeeet Kalinic

waaa waaa waaa

Good times are back at ewood

Doo doo doo doo doo

we’re feelin fine waaa waaa waaa

cos we always knew they would

oh oh oh

doo da da doo

da da da da dah do doo da do doo

doo da da doo

you have to listen to the original to work the waaaa's and doo's out!!!

[mellison24]

have been on pop again...

the only song i reckon can fit Kalanic's rather awkward name is true sing a long cheesy classic, complete with easy to learn waaaa's and do do do doo's. that's right Sweet Carolyne by the Neil Diamond!!! a rousing anthem

Oh, sweeeeet Kalinic

waaa waaa waaa

Good times are back at ewood

Doo doo doo doo doo

we’re feelin fine waaa waaa waaa

cos we always knew they would

oh oh oh

doo da da doo

da da da da dah do doo da do doo

doo da da doo

you have to listen to the original to work the waaaa's and doo's out!!!

I LOVE that chant. The cheesier ones are the ones that are more popular I should think.

[T4E]

have been on pop again...

the only song i reckon can fit Kalanic's rather awkward name is true sing a long cheesy classic, complete with easy to learn waaaa's and do do do doo's. that's right Sweet Carolyne by the Neil Diamond!!! a rousing anthem

Oh, sweeeeet Kalinic

waaa waaa waaa

Good times are back at ewood

Doo doo doo doo doo

we’re feelin fine waaa waaa waaa

cos we always knew they would

oh oh oh

doo da da doo

da da da da dah do doo da do doo

doo da da doo

you have to listen to the original to work the waaaa's and doo's out!!!

I like it, but you've got to include the big build up before that chorus I think -

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaands, touching haaaaaaaaaaaaands,

Reeeeeeeeeeeaching out,

Touching Reeeeeeid, touching Diooooooooooooouf

[as above]

[bullyboyz]

like it T4E! did an opening verse too but did nay want to over complicate matters...

when rovers began, no-one here was born then

but ever since we’re growing strong

we’ve won the league, woooaaaoooh

and all the fizzy pop cups

and now that you have come along

doo doo doo doo

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaands, touching haaaaaaaaaaaaands,

Reeeeeeeeeeeaching out,

Touching Reeeeeeid, touching Diooooooooooooouf

Oh, sweeeeet Kalinic

waaa waaa waaa

Good times are back at ewood

Doo doo doo doo doo

we’re feelin fine waaa waaa waaa

cos we always knew they would

oh oh oh

doo da da doo

da da da da dah do doo da do doo

doo da da doo

[T4E]

Love it, shame our fans are too apathetic to get something imaginative and humourous going.

Benni McCarthy boom boom boom boom

[bullyboyz]

agreed whole heartedly is quite distressing at ewood when we are outsung and/or resorting to the ol' favourite "Benni McCarthy boom boom boom boom"!

how about a rousing chorus of we are the champions sung to all those teams who have yet to be champions and remind us all and the players of the proud history of rovers...

We’ve been the champions - my friends

And we'll keep on fighting - till the end

We’ve been the champions

We’ve been the champions

we are the rovers

and we were the champions - of engerland

wonder if the stadium announcer/sound system person could play this and maybe sweet caroline/love machine before matches too and subliminally plant the catchy little numbers in the minds of the faithful... lets face it they are all almost impossible to not sing along to

[mellison24]

wonder if the stadium announcer/sound system person could play this and maybe sweet caroline/love machine before matches too and subliminally plant the catchy little numbers in the minds of the faithful... lets face it they are all almost impossible to not sing along to

I think 500 miles would be another one. I've previously suggested 'I would walk 500 miles...etc...etc...to see the rovers score!'

It's another catchy tune that (although annoying) EVERYBODY sings along to when they hear it. Mostly thanks to Peter Kay, it would seem, but a good song nevertheless!