[Archived] New Chants

[Hughesy]

Stick your f*ckin flag up your arse

They werent even flags - just horrible bits of claret & blue ribbon!

[RIML]

They werent even flags - just horrible bits of claret & blue ribbon!

You can stick your f*ckin ribbons up your arse

Flag 'a piece of cloth, varying in size, shape, color, and design, usually attached at one edge to a staff or cord'

Call it what you want, it's a flag(s) to me.

[Roost]

Frederic Nimani is the legend from Marseille,

While we're smashing up the Darwin End he'll be making Rovers pay!

He's far better than Di Santo,

Not like Pederson who's gay,

And the squad go marching on! on! on!

And that was your best effort even after a go at editing it eh?

You poor bugger

Now F off back to Yarkshire

[mellison24]

Flag 'a piece of cloth, varying in size, shape, color, and design, usually attached at one edge to a staff or cord'

'You can shove your fookin pieces of cloth, varying in size, shape, color, and design, usually attached at one edge to a staff or cord up your arse!'

does have a nice ring to it!

[Wing Wizard Windy Miller]

May well have been suggestested before - but perhaps a take on the old Shaun Goater chant.....

"Feed the Croat and he will score!"

[cletus]

Frederic Nimani is the legend from Marseille,

While we're smashing up the Darwin End he'll be making Rovers pay!

He's far better than Di Santo,

Not like Pederson who's gay,

And the squad go marching on! on! on!

....so did you actually smash up the Darwen End? or just making it up? My mate`s a steward in the DE (with the away fans) & he`s never mentioned it in conversation.

Typical dingle prick, living in a world of make-believe. You`ve nothing to shout about on the pitch, so you make stories up about smashing places up & telling everybody how BIG & great your support is Jesus H Christ!!.....you`ll be nearly selling your ground out soon!

[cletus]

A topical song for Mr Law.....

"Brian Law`s a dingle,

he wears a dingles hat,

& when he see his daughter,

he says "i`m shagging that!" (i`m shagging that, i`m shagging that.....)

[RIML]

Cheating tw@ts my lord

Won f@ck all my lord

Premier League my lord

Empty seats my lord

Sh*t support my lord

Any more?

Just thought of another, 2 more goals my lord, then Ashley Watford reject Young f*cked it all, cheating tw@t

[rebelmswar]

Ooooohhhhhh

Benni the elephant packed his trunk,

and said goodbye to The Rovers,

Off he went in a serious hump,

Hump, hump, hump.

[broadsword]

While we're smashing up the Darwin End he'll be making Rovers pay!

I'm sure you do it for the attention, but nevertheless you are screwed up in the head mate.

PS: Where is the Darwin end, exactly?

[T4E]

Ooooohhhhhh

Benni the elephant packed his trunk,

and said goodbye to The Rovers,

Off he went in a serious hump,

Hump, hump, hump.

Criminally under-appreciated

[Claytons Left Boot]

PS: Where is the Darwin end, exactly?

He must be from Manchester, Bryan, although they say it more like Dahwin.

[bonerdude]

Ooooohhhhhh

Benni the elephant packed his trunk,

and said goodbye to The Rovers,

Off he went in a serious hump,

Hump, hump, hump.

that my friend is chuffin quality ..lol

[alexanders]

You need to get that song going for Sat if Benni is playing.

Quality!

Nicko has earned his own song by now

[braddock]

benni mac is a big fat man

make him run if you f#cking can

he'll never do a trick

cuz he'll never get a kick

benni - fat man!

or something like that

[roversfan1]

Ooooohhhhhh

Benni the elephant packed his trunk,

and said goodbye to The Rovers,

Off he went in a serious hump,

Hump, hump, hump.

That is qaulity!

[4ever&ever]

For Dingle game

It's 31 years

31 y-e-a-r-s

In OUR shadow

For 31 years

And for other games

The county is ours

The county is/Lancashire's o-u-r-s

Blackburn Rovers

Pride of all Lancs

[Inta Beaver]

Chelsea wherever u may be.

Dont leave ur wife with john terry

His dad deals coke

And his mum steals tea

He cried when he missed a penalty. Chelsea wherever u may be

Dont leave ur wife with John Terry

He cannot shoot

And he can't fcuking pass

But he'll take ur mrs up the arse.

[SergioPeter89]

Brilliant mate!

I have another one:

Mrs.Bridge is going down, going down, going down,

Mrs Bridge is going down,

On John Terry!

To the tune of London Bridge

[T4E]

SP89 that is superb

[broadsword]

The stick he's going to take will be something else.

[DanLad]

In response to the opposing fans chanting 'You're not singing anymore' I've always had an urge to chant 'We weren't singing, anyway'

Not a great chant, admittedly. The Benni the elephant one is great!

[Manc Rover]

Chelsea wherever you may be

Dont leave your wife with John Terry

But it could be worse, he could be scouse

He'd sh*g yer wife then he'd rob your house

[sparky12]

Chelsea wherever you may be

Dont leave your wife with John Terry

But it could be worse, he could be scouse

He'd sh*g yer wife then he'd rob your house

[AggyBlue]

'Pass the ball, pass the ball, pass the ball'

after every unnecessary hoof