[Archived] New Chants

[ABBEY]

jeeees even ozzy ferkin osbourne couldnt keep that up for 90 mins!

[AggyBlue]

jeeees even ozzy ferkin osbourne couldnt keep that up for 90 mins!

Ah but the abster could:D

[ABBEY]

I ALREADY DO.....well after every hoof....i shout hooof hooooof hoooof hoooof

[Guest andrewpickup]

"one john taylor, theres only one John Taylor"

what better way to remember a rover?

[Tom]

One of my favourite chants was when we were playing someone at Ewood a few years ago, it could have been Derby:

'Lets pretend we've scored a goal'

Followed by mad celebrating. It could have come in handy a few times watching Rovers this season

[cletus]

I heard some amusing chants on the radio today. This one will be good for the Spuds away game:-

"Stand up if you`ve paid your tax!" aimed at Droopy Redknapp.

& a good one from West Ham fans, aimed at Lampard but you can use any hefty player:-

"One man went to pick, went to pick up Lampard

One man & a fork lift truck went to pick up Lampard.....

Two men went to pick, went to pick up Lampard

Two men & a fork lift truck went to pick up Lampard.....

Three men went to....etc........."

Maybe, we could use that one for Jensen at the Dingledome?

[Inta Beaver]

I know this is pinching a song off Liverpool but they are always robbing everyone else!

To the fields of Anfield road tune. Have a look on YouTube if you don't no

the tune.

All round the fields of Ewood park, where once the King Kenny managed and could he manage!

We had Braveheart at the back

And Shearer in attack

But the Blue men we don't play the same way.

All round the fields of Ewood Park, where once the King Kenny managed and could he manage!

We won the league in 95

We have dreams that are still alive

But the blue men we don't play the same way.

All round the fields of Ewood Park.........

[super_arran]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NetmQiKxTww&feature=youtube_gdata

This would be good if the Blackburn end could hit the notes

[brian_gallagher85]

I know this is pinching a song off Liverpool but they are always robbing everyone else!

All round the fields of Ewood Park.........

They stole the original from Celtic anyway. Fields of Athenry.

[Hughesy]

Chelsea wherever you may be

Dont leave your wife with John Terry

But it could be worse, he could be scouse

He'd sh*g yer wife then he'd rob your house

Class

That one needs bringing to the Chelsea game.

Perhaps we could come up with one which links Terry & our players in Dubai?

[mellison24]

Respect to West Ham:

"There's only three of you singing."

Burnley to West Ham fans.

"There's only three of you working."

The Hammers respond.

[Ozz]

Michel, My Belle

He plays football like Howard Kendall, Howard Kendall.

[T4E]

Michel, My Belle

He plays football like Howard Kendall, Howard Kendall.

Best ever. I only wish I'd come up with it myself.

Michel, my belle,

No one can play right back quite as well, my Michel

[Bob the Builder]

SuperNikoKalanicexpialidocious!

He doesn’t like the Dingles, because they’ve got six fingers

If we sing it loud enough, he will score another

SuperNikoKalanicexpialidocious!

[Helmshore blue]

SuperNikoKalanicexpialidocious!

He doesn’t like the Dingles, because they’ve got six fingers

If we sing it loud enough, he will score another

SuperNikoKalanicexpialidocious!

Like the idea, it may need a bit of work though. Im not sure the middle bit fits, unless ive got the song wrong!

[mellison24]

SuperNikoKalanicexpialidocious!

He doesn’t like the Dingles, because they’ve got six fingers

If we sing it loud enough, he will score another

SuperNikoKalanicexpialidocious!

Is 'SuperKalinicilisticexpialidocious' a better fit? And lr526, you have the right song if you're thinking of Mary Poppins and Bert.

[Bob the Builder]

Draft 2

SuperNikoKalanicexpialidocious!

He doesn’t like the Dingles, he thinks they are atrocious

If we sing it loud enough, they’ll hear us in Croatia

SuperNikoKalanicexpialidocious!

SuperKalinicilisticexpialidocious sounds like a yoga move to me but I suppose it does fit a bit better.

[AspRover]

Surely it would work better if it was more like 'super-Niko-Kalinic-is-(something something something)'

i.e.

Super-Niko-Kalinic, The Striker from Croatia

He can score from anywhere, a tap-in or long ranger,

Everytime he gets the ball your goal it is in danger

Super-Niko-Kalinic, The Striker from Croatia!

Now someone come up with a version that isn't awful.

[mellison24]

Surely it would work better if it was more like 'super-Niko-Kalinic-is-(something something something)'

i.e.

Super-Niko-Kalinic, The Striker from Croatia

He can score from anywhere, a tap-in or long ranger,

Everytime he gets the ball your goal it is in danger

Super-Niko-Kalinic, The Striker from Croatia!

Now someone come up with a version that isn't awful.

You just did, imo!

[Exiled_Rover]

Surely it would work better if it was more like 'super-Niko-Kalinic-is-(something something something)'

i.e.

Super-Niko-Kalinic, The Striker from Croatia

He can score from anywhere, a tap-in or long ranger,

Everytime he gets the ball your goal it is in danger

Super-Niko-Kalinic, The Striker from Croatia!

Now someone come up with a version that isn't awful.

Only if we get to do that "Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay. Um diddle diddle diddle, um diddle ay" after it.

[Tom]

One made me chuckle yesterday, after a bad decision in the second half the BBE started

'We want the other ref, we want the other ref'

Simple but effective, also

'Coyle give us a wave'

Miserable bugger didn't though

[mellison24]

I rather enjoyed 'Dingle, what's the score?' aimed at Mr. Coyle. I expected that to be the extent of our imagination, but the ref one mentioned above was pretty good too!

[bubblerrovers]

Heard this from a Brentford Match After lowly Wycombe scored, Would work for us due to our awful away record, be great if had a chance to sing it.

we're winning away

We're winning awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

how $hit must you be, we're winning away

[Hughesy]

I prefered the 'Your taking 2 teams down' chant.

The Niko chant isnt bad, but too complicated for our fans!

[Clitherover]

Super-Niko-Kalinic, The Striker from Croatia

He can score from anywhere, a tap-in or long ranger,

Everytime he gets the ball your goal it is in danger

Super-Niko-Kalinic, The Striker from Croatia!

That's a great chant, much better than the Pet Shop Boys adaption that we are using for him atm...