[Archived] New Chants

[T4E]

Whats wrong with "he's got a girls naaaaaaaaaaaaaaame"? Its simple and its amusing. Anything more in depth than that will never catch on.

[T4E]

He's blue, not red,

He talks like Father Ted,

Keith Andrews, Keith Andrews

[American Rover12]

Super-Niko-Kalinic, The Striker from Croatia

He can score from anywhere, a tap-in or long ranger,

Everytime he gets the ball your goal it is in danger

Super-Niko-Kalinic, The Striker from Croatia!

Now someone come up with a version that isn't awful.

Thats really well done

[ABBEY]

everyone should watch tonights accy match and listen to the ultras,non stop for 90 mins and lots of original chants!!! take a bow.

[OhmiBRFC]

They were good when I went to watch them last season.

[Ossydave]

One of their main 'ultras' used to be a die-hard Arsenal fan when I was going out with his sister

[Hughesy]

everyone should watch tonights accy match and listen to the ultras,non stop for 90 mins and lots of original chants!!! take a bow.

It was their cup final - what did you expect?!

[ABBEY]

apparently they are like that every week

[Hi Mack]

apparently they are like that every week

Theres only about a hundred of them.......we have a few hundred that are always noisey but in a small ground they sound really loud!

[Madon]

I go to Stanley and sing with the ultras whenever Rovers aren't playing. They are very, very good - every week. They raise money themselves for the flags and are extremely organised. All their songs are original and very easy to learn. I went to Doncaster with them in the 1st round of the carling cup and the Doncaster fans on their messageboard were full of praise for them. Little numbers, big noise, non stop for 90 mins. Those lads are brilliant.

[Ste B]

Ultras = Chavs

[Elegia]

All on the same theme but the possibilities are endless.

And shamelessly stolen from Brighton's fans

Oh Posh Spice is a slapper, she really is a bitch

And when she's shaggin Beckham, she thinks of Kalinic

Oh Posh spice is a slapper, I really can't stand her

And when she's shaggin Beckham, she thinks of Chris Samba

Oh Posh Spice is a slapper, she's just skin and bones

And when she's shaggin Beckham, she thinks of Phil Jones

Oh Posh Spice is a slapper, she likes it up the bum

And when she's shaggin Beckham, she thinks of David Dunn

[sparky12]

Ultras = Chavs

not at all!! and tbh i dont think anyone one on this messageboard can comment on the ultras unles they have been their and witnessed them fisrt hand!! very good group of lads with some fantastic songs!! the bbe/de could really learn something from them

[T4E]

Why are they called 'Ultras'? Are Stanley going through a bad period?

[ABBEY]

Ultras = Chavs

I know a few of them and chav is the last word I'd use to describe them!

[deryck guyler's spoon]

They do an incredible version of "Anarchy in the UK"

[OhmiBRFC]

It was their cup final - what did you expect?!

When I went last season to watc them they were like that, against Darlington I think it was.

[WaffleWag]

A suggestion.

melody: Shakira - Wanka Wanka

Mame Biram Diouf

Blue & white yeah yeah

[T4E]

A suggestion.

melody: Shakira - Wanka Wanka

Mame Biram Diouf

Blue & white yeah yeah

That song would be far more suited to Keith Andrews.

[john.leigh]

To the Sponge Bob Square Pants theme

If beating the Dingles is something you wish

Martin Olsson

Then fall on the deck and flop like a fish

Martin Olsson

Martin Olsson

Maaartin Olsson!

Sing it to yerself - you'll get the hang off it!

Another one heard at Sydney (started by some hilarious, spontaneous, handsome wit) aimed at the Dingles

Down on your mother

You're going down on your mother

[john.leigh]

Scouting For Girls - wish I was James Bond tune

And I wish I was Dunny/Niko etc, just for the day.

Scoring all the goals, blow the dingles away.

And I wish I was Dunny, just for the day.

Scoring all the goals, blow the dingles away.

And I wish I was Dunny, just for the day.

Scoring all the goals, blow the dingles away.

[AspRover]

I'm astounded noone has improved my kalinic chant, that was written on the spur of the moment in about 30 seconds

[T4E]

The spongebob song for Martin Olsson is a great idea. Lets see if we can expand it slightly -

Who plays on the left wing and wears number 3?

Martin Olsson!

Dynamic and pacy and balding is he!

Martin Olsson!

He scores a few goals and gets loads of assists!

Martin Olsson!

When we played the Dingles he took the ######!

Martin Olsson,

Martin Olsson,

Martin Olsson,

Martiiiiiiiiiiiin Olsssssssssssssson

[john.leigh]

The spongebob song for Martin Olsson is a great idea. Lets see if we can expand it slightly -

Who plays on the left wing and wears number 3?

Martin Olsson!

Dynamic and pacy and balding is he!

Martin Olsson!

He scores a few goals and gets loads of assists!

Martin Olsson!

When we played the Dingles he took the ######!

Martin Olsson,

Martin Olsson,

Martin Olsson,

Martiiiiiiiiiiiin Olsssssssssssssson

DIDDLY DIDDLY DEE!

[Ozz]

John/Neil-take a bow.

Need to go and have a think about how I can better these. Not easy.