[Archived] New Chants

[Tooogs]

That's class mate. We can share the royalties with queen. Seriously tho it took me about 10mins to come up with that. The second draft is much more polished. I like the chorus. Shame I can't ever imagine hearing it at ewood

[Guest bluerovers]

Why not Toogs, be ambitious!

[london-rover]

Tooogs, hope you don't mind I had a bash at modifying some of the lyrics from your tune so it scans better. Syllable perfect to the original (except the 'coz' in brackets and providing you pronous 'Premier' as 'Premyeah' - poetic licence) and made sure it all rhymes (wasn't sure about 'care' and 'here' in your version bit it might just be my southern accent LOL), anyhoo let us know what you think, at least half of it is your original...

Tune...

Our Uncle Jack rebuilt our team

Turned our nightmare into our dream

He got us to the Premier League

Just like he set out to achieve

He gave us all those world class stars

In 95 the league was ours

He made us cheer, we never cried

He made us feel like we could fly

Jack won't become some background noise

Forgotten by the girls and boys

We'll let them know, we'll make them care

How great it was, when you were there

We had our time, we had the power

We won't forget our finest hour...Uncle Jack

All we know is Uncle Jack loved us

Uncle Jack bought us (coz)

Uncle Jack loved us

All we know is Uncle Jack loved us

Uncle Jack made us

Uncle Jack what's new?

Uncle Jack, Rovers still love you.

thats awesome!!

[Hughesy]

Any witty chants for tomorrows game?

[brian_gallagher85]

See my previous post in this thread....can also be adapted easily for the second half

[rebelmswar]

1-0 and we're bound to loose,

1-0 and we're bound to loose,

1-0 and we're bound to loose,

1-0 and we're bound to loose.

To the tune of "Go West"

[Hughesy]

Whats the odds 'you can stick your f****n tower up your arse' makes itself heard?

[tashor]

Suggest we hijack this Seasiders classic -

We are the Rovers...we hate burnleeeeeeeeyyy........

[RIML]

1-0 and we're bound to loose,

1-0 and we're bound to loose,

1-0 and we're bound to loose,

1-0 and we're bound to loose.

To the tune of "Go West"

I will post this picture every time someone spells lose wrong

[rebelmswar]

I will post this picture every time someone spells lose wrong

That was an inference to a long drawn out drunken lose.

RIML joins the list 24092010 #3288. Category "Bigot"

[RIML]

That was an inference to a long drawn out drunken lose.

RIML joins the list 24092010 #3288. Category "Bigot"

Ok, it is just the one spelling error that really gets on my t*ts

[rebelmswar]

Ok, it is just the one spelling error that really gets on my t*ts

Its okay. How some say the word pork annoys me.

Note to self - RIML can be bluffed. Downgrade from "Bigot" to "Foxfire"

[brian_gallagher85]

Note to self - RIML can be bluffed. Downgrade from "Bigot" to "Foxfire"

*Note to rebelmswar - stop inadvertently causing me to have to explain words and phrases all afternoon

[RIML]

*Note to rebelmswar - stop inadvertently causing me to have to explain words and phrases all afternoon

You didn't have to write,

"causing me to have to explain"

'causing me to explain' would have sufficed

[Hughesy]

Get a room RIML & Rebel

[rog of the rovers]

Heard Mame, Mame Diouf (to the tune of Daddy Cool) creeping in during the Fulham game.

[J*B]

What would my Mama Diouf, oh oh oh oh

If she new 'bout me and you, oh oh oh oh?

Benjani whoa,

We got him on a free,

He's got a dodgy knee?

[Exiled_Rover]

Why not Toogs, be ambitious!

It's far too complex to take off.

[Laurence]

Benjani whoa,

We got him on a free,

He's got a dodgy knee.

That is very good

[Guest bluerovers]

To our old friend Brett Ormerod who is now plying his trade with Blackpool (via Accy) after being released at 19 by Rovers in 1995 (grew up in Blackburn and his family are all Rovers fans)...

Ormerod we can't believe it

We never thought you'd end up at Bloomfield Road, and

Ormerod we can't believe it

We never thought you'd end up at Bloomfield Road

...ect

Or this is another one I made up for Niko (

)

Kalinic, he's a Rover

When he scores, it's all over

Gets the winner in the game

They'll mis-pronounce his name

Big Sam gave him the dream

of playing for our team

You know we wouldn't have it any other way

[Exiled_Rover]

To our old friend Brett Ormerod who is now plying his trade with Blackpool (via Accy) after being released at 19 by Rovers in 1995 (grew up in Blackburn and his family are all Rovers fans)...

Ormerod we can't believe it

We never thought you'd end up at Bloomfield Road, and

Ormerod we can't believe it

We never thought you'd end up at Bloomfield Road

...ect

Or this is another one I made up for Niko (

)

Kalinic, he's a Rover

When he scores, it's all over

Gets the winner in the game

They'll mis-pronounce his name

Big Sam gave him the dream

of playing for our team

You know we wouldn't have it any other way

That'd suffice.

I still love the Super Niko Kalinic song though.

[Guest bluerovers]

Exiled, are you the Simon Cowell of football chants?

The Super Niko Kalinic one, do you mean this?

Some bloke was singing this in the 'Fox and Hounds' after the Burnley away game last year. Most songs on here are usually far too wordy to catch on with the masses. This may be the same, but here it is (to the tune of 'Super Calla Fraglistic Exbeallydoshus')

Super Niko Kalinic our Striker from Croatia,

Everytime he gets the ball you know that you're in danger,

He can score from anywhere, a tap in or long ranger,

Super Niko Kalinic out Striker from Croatia.

It bugs me, I'm a bit anal and think the "Niko" bit shouldn't be there (as the real song goes "supercali..." it would be better if this one went "Super Kali..") and Crotia doesn't replace 'docious' very well, but the word "Rovers" does, so it should go (IMO) "Super Kalinic [something 7 syllables long] Rovers" then the verses. I'll play around with it.

[AspRover]

Feel free, but I failed to come up with anything allong those lines when I wrote the above. Believe me I tried, I agree with the points you make!

I was going to suggest

'Manage Madrid,

You could manage Madrid,

Could you defend a (insert expletive) lead

If you managed Madrid?'

But Emo scored to save Sam's Blushes!

My old man also suggests (to the tune of whole world in his hands)

We've got two Dioufs in our side,

two dioufs in our side

Etc etc.

With possible verses of

'We've got El Hadj Diouf in our side'

'We've got Ma-me Diouf in our side'

Ad infinitum.

[london-rover]

Tooogs, hope you don't mind I had a bash at modifying some of the lyrics from your tune so it scans better. Syllable perfect to the original (except the 'coz' in brackets and providing you pronous 'Premier' as 'Premyeah' - poetic licence) and made sure it all rhymes (wasn't sure about 'care' and 'here' in your version bit it might just be my southern accent LOL), anyhoo let us know what you think, at least half of it is your original...

Tune...

Our Uncle Jack rebuilt our team

Turned our nightmare into our dream

He got us to the Premier League

Just like he set out to achieve

He gave us all those world class stars

In 95 the league was ours

He made us cheer, we never cried

He made us feel like we could fly

Jack won't become some background noise

Forgotten by the girls and boys

We'll let them know, we'll make them care

How great it was, when you were there

We had our time, we had the power

We won't forget our finest hour...Uncle Jack

All we know is Uncle Jack loved us

Uncle Jack bought us (coz)

Uncle Jack loved us

All we know is Uncle Jack loved us

Uncle Jack made us

Uncle Jack what's new?

Uncle Jack, Rovers still love you.

dont like the last line, hows about Uncle Jack, Rovers throughhh and throughhh

[Guest bluerovers]

OK I seeing as it was "too complex" to be a chant might as well go the whole hog so I finished it off. Viola....

Uncle Jack Loved Us - A Tribute

Music by Queen, lyrics by Toogs & BlueRovers (minor contribtion by london-rover). No rights reversed 2010.

Tune...

Our Uncle Jack rebuilt our team

Turned our nightmare into our dream

He got us to the Premier League

Just like he set out to achieve

He gave us all those world class stars

In 95 the league was ours

He made us cheer, we never cried

He made us feel like we could fly

Jack won't become some background noise

Forgotten by the girls and boys

We'll let them know, we'll make them care

How great it was, when you were there

We had our time, we had the power

We won't forget our finest hour...Uncle Jack

All we know is Uncle Jack loved us

Uncle Jack bought us (coz)

Uncle Jack loved us

All we know is Uncle Jack loved us

Uncle Jack made us

Uncle Jack what's new?

Uncle Jack, Rovers through and through

Wilcox, Le Saux, Hendry and Flowers

Ripley could go for hours and hours

Sutton, Shearer, Warhust and Pierce

How football changes through the years

We thought we'd never lose our friend

Our Uncle Jack a blue til the end

We'll stick around but Jack we miss you

We'll never find a Jack Walker II

We had our time, we had the power

We won't forget our finest hour...Uncle Jack

All we know is Uncle Jack loved us

Uncle Jack bought us (coz)

Uncle Jack loved us

All we know is Uncle Jack loved us

Uncle Jack bought us (coz)

Uncle Jack loved us

All we know is Uncle Jack loved us

Uncle Jack made us

Uncle Jack what's new?

Rovers still love you

Uncle Jack loved us

Uncle Jack made us

Uncle Jack loved us

We had our time, we had the power

We won't forget our finest hour...Uncle Jack