[Archived] New Chants

[Hughesy]

Chant of the day had to be

"Tangerines....Tangerines

Your mums a crackwhore

Your dads a queen"

Also 'There's only 1 Darwen tower'

[RIML]

Chant of the day had to be

"Tangerines....Tangerines

Your mums a crackwhore

Your dads a queen"

Also 'There's only 1 Darwen tower'

And 'you musta come on a Donkey'

[Miller11]

To the tune of Agadoo...

Keith Andrews, drews, drews

There's no doubt that he's got class

Keith Andrews, drews, drews

He will always find a pass

To the left, to the right

He brings opponents to their knees

He is blue, he is white

He's too good for Milton Keynes!

[Guest bluerovers]

To the tune of Agadoo...

Keith Andrews, drews, drews

There's no doubt that he's got class

Keith Andrews, drews, drews

He will always find a pass

To the left, to the right

He brings opponents to their knees

He is blue, he is white

He's too good for Milton Keynes!

[T4E]

Short and simple, to the tune of the similarly worded song by the Beach Boys -

I wish they all could be Kalinic's goals......

[cletus]

(using the 'same old arsenal always cheating' tune....)

"SAME OLD ARSENE, ALWAYS BLEATING"

[10moorgate]

just watching northern ireland. they're singing 'green n white army' to the same 'tune' as our 'barmy army'.

given that we need simple repetitive chants, i'd much rather hear 'blue and white army' in place of 'barmy army'. it's a bit enbarrassing!

[cletus]

just watching northern ireland. they're singing 'green n white army' to the same 'tune' as our 'barmy army'.

given that we need simple repetitive chants, i'd much rather hear 'blue and white army' in place of 'barmy army'. it's a bit enbarrassing!

"A-llar-dyce`s blue & white army!!"

[AndyNeil]

"A-llar-dyce`s blue & white army!!"

bring back the minus button

[cletus]

bring back the minus button

i couldn`t agree more!

[The Harwood Yankee]

Think we need a chant to welcome back Keith Andrews when he gets over his injury. How about taking the 'Salgado, wo-a-oh' chant and adapting it thus:

Keith Andrews, wo-a-oh

Keith Andrews, wo-a-oh

He came from Milton Keynes

He's crap and points at things...

[Hughesy]

Keith Andrews, wo-a-oh

Keith Andrews, wo-a-oh

He came with the clown Ince

He fookin makes you wince

[J*B]

Someone have a go at incorporating Steve nzonzis name into kings of Leons revelary. Noticed he didn't have a song and could only come up with the chorus ending of "dreaming of stevie nzonzi"!

[rovers1995]

Someone have a go at incorporating Steve nzonzis name into kings of Leons revelary. Noticed he didn't have a song and could only come up with the chorus ending of "dreaming of stevie nzonzi"!

How about for Steven

NZonzi woah-oh-oh

NZonzi woah-oh-oh

He came from France ligue 2

And now he is a blue

NZonzi woah-oh-oh

[J*B]

How about for Steven

NZonzi woah-oh-oh

NZonzi woah-oh-oh

He came from France ligue 2

And now he is a blue

NZonzi woah-oh-oh

It works, but we have a 2 woah-oh-oh chants already! (Salgado + benjani)

[philo]

doesn't he already have a chant that like torres. some thing like

....... the zonz, the zonz

....... the zonz, the zonz

..........................

steven n'zonzi rovers number 15

[cletus]

How about for Steven

NZonzi woah-oh-oh

NZonzi woah-oh-oh

He came from France ligue 2

And now he is a blue

NZonzi woah-oh-oh

Howzabout the Li-ver-pool Li-ver-pool tune?

"En-zon-zee En-zon-zee"

[rovers4ever95]

In 95 in 95 i ive we won the premier league in 1995

In 2002 in 2002 uh uh we won the league cup!

We've won more than you!

Repeat....

[Majiball]

Well I'm dreading some of the new chants we will hear from the opposition should we be bought by the chicken farmers.

[AspRover]

Pre-empt it. If we get the chicken chants in early then they can't be used against us.

'Team based on fowls'

'We're going to battery you'

'free range football'

surely we must be able to come up with something resembling 'finger lickin' good', or simply make chicken noises at the other team...

no?

[Ozz]

Tune of the old Um bongo drink advert.

Nzonzi, Nzonzi he's cooler than the Fonzie

Nzonzi, Nzonzi he's cooler than the Fonzie

Repeat till boredom kicks in.

[Stuart Ripley]

based on our impending takeover and the new owners' business interests

macdonalds!

macdonalds!

kentucky fried chicken,

and a bag full of drugs!

it has hand movements the lot

[super_arran]

based on our impending takeover and the new owners' business interests

macdonalds!

macdonalds!

kentucky fried chicken,

and a bag full of drugs!

it has hand movements the lot

Drugs?....don't get it

[Ozz]

Oohhhhh Venky Venky!

Venky Venky Venky Venky Hatcheries!

(Tune=Son Of My Father, Chicory Tip)

[Stuart Ripley]

Drugs?....don't get it

they do pharmaceuticals as well