[Archived] New Chants

[PAFELL]

In the summer time when the weather is high

We can give Steve Kean his P45

When your gaffer's @#/?

You got sacking, you got sacking on your mind

Have a drink, have a drive

Go out and get another a fine

where's your car gone, where's your car gone,

Far far away.

Last night you was caught having a drive,

drunk driver, drunk driver.

or

Steve Kean is a drunk driver, a drunk driver a drunk driver,

Steve Kean is a drunk driver, over the limit again.

Over the limit again, over the limit again.

Steve Kean is a drunk driver, well and truly pis-.

[ABBEY]

He swerves to the Left,

He swerves to the right,

That's our Steve Kean drink driving tonight!

Quality

[Hughesy]

He swerves to the Left,

He swerves to the right,

That's our Steve Kean drink driving tonight!

Love it - has to make an appearance on sunday!

[Ben-2000]

Love it - has to make an appearance on sunday!

THAT IS Steve Kean... not 'Our' please!

[Rovers Ric]

official version

He swerves to the Left,

He swerves to the right,

That is Steve Kean, drink driving tonight!

[Rovers Ric]

A few here:

(Tune: Knick Knack Paddy Wack)

R-O-V.....E-R-S

ROVERS ARE THE ****IN BEST

WITH A KNICK KNACK WACK GIVE A DOG A BONE

WHY DONT BURNLEY **** OFF HOME

_____________________________________

(TUNE: HEARTBEAT)

JUNIOR, JUNIOR HOILETT IS GONNA SCORE FOR ME

DO DO DO DO DO, DO DO DO DO DO,

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IN KEEPING WITH THE SALGARDO SONG

ROCHINA WOOOOHH, ROCHINA WOOOOHH

HE CAME FROM BARCA B, FOR A NOMINAL FEE

ROCHINA WOOOOHH, ROCHINA WOOOOHH

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[Ralfinho]

Aimed a Kean...

STEVE KEAN IS A PI$$ POT

HE WEARS HIS PI$$ POT HAT

AND WHEN HES NOT DRINK-ING RED WINE

HE SAYS "IM DRIVING THAT"

IM DRIVING THAT

IM DRIVING THAT

IM DRIVING THAT

IMD DRIVING THAT .OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......

HOME IN A TAXI..........YOUR GOIN HOME IN A TAXI.........HOME IN A TAAAAAAXI......YOUR GOING HOME IN A TAXI

[adopted scouser]

"He's fat

He's Bald

His licence is on hold

Stevie Kean , Stevie Kean"

[CaliRoverNYC]

official version

He swerves to the Left,

He swerves to the right,

That is Steve Kean, drink driving tonight!

Ha Ha, I'll be listening for it.

[Roost]

Aimed a Kean...

STEVE KEAN IS A PI$$ POT

HE WEARS HIS PI$$ POT HAT

AND WHEN HES NOT DRINK-ING RED WINE

HE SAYS "IM DRIVING THAT"

IM DRIVING THAT

IM DRIVING THAT

IM DRIVING THAT

IMD DRIVING THAT .OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......

HOME IN A TAXI..........YOUR GOIN HOME IN A TAXI.........HOME IN A TAAAAAAXI......YOUR GOING HOME IN A TAXI

You start it, I will join in!

[Uxbridge rover]

Keane has to ride a bicycle

he has to ride a bike

coz he has got no license

Keane take a F@*%in hike

to the tune of Bicycle race by Queen

[iacok]

He's fat, he's round

His car is

in the 'pound'

Stevie Kean Stevie Keane

[A cup of beans]

A few here:

(Tune: Knick Knack Paddy Wack)

R-O-V.....E-R-S

ROVERS ARE THE ****IN BEST

WITH A KNICK KNACK WACK GIVE A DOG A BONE

WHY DONT BURNLEY **** OFF HOME

_____________________________________

(TUNE: HEARTBEAT)

JUNIOR, JUNIOR HOILETT IS GONNA SCORE FOR ME

DO DO DO DO DO, DO DO DO DO DO,

_____________________________________

IN KEEPING WITH THE SALGARDO SONG

ROCHINA WOOOOHH, ROCHINA WOOOOHH

HE CAME FROM BARCA B, FOR A NOMINAL FEE

ROCHINA WOOOOHH, ROCHINA WOOOOHH

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good work, brilliant. also the kean 1's are very clever.

[RailwayRover]

To the tune of "here i am stuck in the middle with you"

Grella to the left of me

Roque to the right

Here i am, stuck in the physio room

[True Blue & White]

To the tune of "here i am stuck in the middle with you"

Grella to the left of me

Roque to the right

Here i am, stuck in the physio room

Ha ha, nice one.

To Boney M's 'Brown Girl In The Ring'

Grounds-man drive you in? Tra-la-la-la-la

Did the Groundsman drive you in? Traaaa-la-la-la-la-la

[Rovers Ric]

(Tune: Just cant get enough)

Gotta get this one going on the coach on the way to Wolves!

When i see you Rovers, i go out of my head

i just can't get enough, i just can't get enough.

all the things you do to me, and everything you've said,

i just can't get enough, i just can't enough

we slip and slide when we fall in love,

and i just can't seem to get enough of you!

duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh

[A cup of beans]

(Tune: Just cant get enough)

Gotta get this one going on the coach on the way to Wolves!

When i see you Rovers, i go out of my head

i just can't get enough, i just can't get enough.

all the things you do to me, and everything you've said,

i just can't get enough, i just can't enough

we slip and slide when we fall in love,

and i just can't seem to get enough of you!

duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh

no thanks.. we're not celtic. the song is far becoming too common!

(like LFC's version for suarez though).

if you see a guy shaking his head when youre singing it on the coach.. then you'll know its me!

what about... an agadoo tune

"keith an drew, drew drews... what the hells he doing on"

poor.. but i'll be livid if i ever see him again!

its rude to point, keit!

[PAFELL]

(Tune: Just cant get enough)

Gotta get this one going on the coach on the way to Wolves!

When i see you Rovers, i go out of my head

i just can't get enough, i just can't get enough.

all the things you do to me, and everything you've said,

i just can't get enough, i just can't enough

we slip and slide when we fall in love,

and i just can't seem to get enough of you!

duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh

I thought mine were bad enough. Nice try though, so I will do an equally bad one.

Chips and pie and mushy peas,

We hate the Venkys.

[SD4E]

(Tune: Just cant get enough)

Gotta get this one going on the coach on the way to Wolves!

When i see you Rovers, i go out of my head

i just can't get enough, i just can't get enough.

all the things you do to me, and everything you've said,

i just can't get enough, i just can't enough

we slip and slide when we fall in love,

and i just can't seem to get enough of you!

duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh

Please god NO!

Celtic song, that for the last half of the season loads of clubs have been singing, especially our claret friends down the road.

We just need one song, an anthem that can be attached to the club.

[rovers_123]

We just need one song, an anthem that can be attached to the club.

How about, a sort of quicker version of Terence Trent Darby's Wishing Well, is it me or i think this could make a good football chant?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3rGQf7jqi8

listen from about 0.43 to about 1.20

Lyrics could be like:

We'll follow you through the thick and thin, lose or win

Your my only team.

We'll follow you through the thick and thin, lose or win

Blackburn Rovers F.C

...duh de de, duh de de, duh de de duh de

[Rovers Ric]

(Tune: Just cant get enough)

Gotta get this one going on the coach on the way to Wolves!

When i see you Rovers, i go out of my head

i just can't get enough, i just can't get enough.

all the things you do to me, and everything you've said,

i just can't get enough, i just can't enough

we slip and slide when we fall in love,

and i just can't seem to get enough of you!

duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh

SORRY GUYS - Ill keep it buttoned!