[Archived] New Chants

[test]

How about this simple chant for when things are a bit flat....

GET STUCK IN, another one bites the dust,

GET STUCK IN, another one bites the dust,

Another one bites, another one bites another one bites the dust,

GET STUCK IN ......

Its got to be better than Gerrintem. It would also promote our image as a no nonsense side and take the ###### out of our detractors.

[RIML]

Has anyone heard this?

Found it on this website

He wears designer underwear, GIVET, GIVET

He's got designer facial hair, GIVET, GIVET

He'll f**k you up with half a chance,

We'll never send him back to France,

Gael Givet, Rovers Number 5..

Thought it was very good just not heard it before

[Hughesy]

Has anyone heard this?

Found it on this website

He wears designer underwear, GIVET, GIVET

He's got designer facial hair, GIVET, GIVET

He'll f**k you up with half a chance,

We'll never send him back to France,

Gael Givet, Rovers Number 5..

Thought it was very good just not heard it before

To the same tune of Mokoenas gunna break your legs, or burnley fans are all interbred

[RIML]

To the same tune of Mokoenas gunna break your legs, or burnley fans are all interbred

Ye guess so, we sing Ryan Nelsen's guna break your legs now We had Benni McCarthy's chant for Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevie Warnock so why not.

[Roverbiff]

Don't cha wish you didn't have to shag your mum

Don't cha wish your dad would stop touching your bum

Dingles Dingles

[Stuart]

Don't cha wish you didn't have to shag your mum

Don't cha wish your dad would stop touching your bum

Dingles Dingles

It's really childish but that did make me laugh!

[Hughesy]

Removed quote

Thanks for fooking me off, Uncle Jacks spirit lives on, and he will be in the players come Sunday and will ram those chavy comments down your dingle throat!! 30 years.....

UNCLE JACKS A LEGEND

HE WEARS A LEGENDS HAT,

And when he saw a dingle, he said that hes a tw@t

He said dont worry about it,

He said I that im a blue,

he then went on to win league

and stuck 2 fingers up @ you

[mellison24]

Thanks for fooking me off, Uncle Jacks spirit lives on, and he will be in the players come Sunday and will ram those chavy comments down your dingle throat!! 30 years.....

UNCLE JACKS A LEGEND

HE WEARS A LEGENDS HAT,

And when he saw a dingle, he said that hes a tw@t

He said dont worry about it,

He said I that im a blue,

he then went on to win league

and stuck 2 fingers up @ you

Bit easier and fits a tad better:

UNCLE JACKS A LEGEND

HE WEARS A LEGENDS HAT,

And when he saw the burnley scum, he said 'Fook off you tw@ts!!'

Fook off you tw@ts!! (Fook off you tw@ts!!)

Fook off you tw@ts!! (Fook off you tw@ts!!)

Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Oh! John Bond is our hero,

He wears a magic hat,

And when he fcuked the Dingles up,

We raised a glass to that!

SG194 - I had to take 'fedora' out of 'magic fedora hat' to make it fit. I apologise in advance, but I love this effort!

[jodrell]

We will never forgive orient we will never forgive orient

we will never forgive orient

For not sending the Dingles down

[CAPT KAYOS]

Surely come the end of the match (or maybe even before for that matter) we can get this going

Black Eyed Peas 'I Gotta Feeling'

'I gotta feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night

That tonight’s gonna be a good night

That tonight’s gonna be a good good night (x3)

Tonight’s the night night'

[LeftWinger]

Maybe we could change it to - 'I've got a feeling, you're gonna smash up your own town tonight'

[Hughesy]

Surely come the end of the match (or maybe even before for that matter) we can get this going

Black Eyed Peas 'I Gotta Feeling'

'I gotta feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night

That tonight’s gonna be a good night

That tonight’s gonna be a good good night (x3)

Tonight’s the night night'

Love it! Quality song and it could be great to hear it get belted out after we stick the dingles on sunday.

Or maybe we should just stick to 'Simply the best'

[T4E]

He wears designer underwear, GIVET, GIVET

He's got designer facial hair, GIVET, GIVET

He'll f**k you up with half a chance,

We'll never send him back to France,

Gael Givet, Rovers Number 5..

I LOVE this.

We have to make this one stick.

[OJRovers]

There was one Rovers goal on April Fools

There was one Rovers goal on April Fools

There was one Rovers goal, One Rovers goal

One Rovers goal on April Fools

There were two Rovers goals on April Fools

There were two Rovers goals on April Fools

Two Rovers goal, Two Rovers goals

Two Rovers goals on April Fools

Repeat up to FIVE Rovers goals (sung extra loud whilst standing up)

[Hughesy]

We need to terrorise the 'beast' on sunday, lets make it hard work for him.

So some songs for him, except for the obvious 'You fat barsteward'.

[67splitscreen]

We need to terrorise the 'beast' on sunday, lets make it hard work for him.

So some songs for him, except for the obvious 'You fat barsteward'.

Deres største fedt @#/? i Prem

Han er stor, han er fed hans røv fylder redskaber Brian Jensen

Translated to

He's big he's fat his arse fills the nets Brian Jensen

[rovgers]

Lars is going to jo'burg

lars is going to jo'burg

your not, your not

in reference to him not being able to get in the danish side, or the obvious one

you'll never play for denmark

[Ray-Von]

We need to terrorise the 'beast' on sunday, lets make it hard work for him.

So some songs for him, except for the obvious 'You fat barsteward'.

"Sumo Sumo" an old Blackburn End chant to rotund keepers such as Ian Hesford.

[RIML]

I LOVE this.

We have to make this one stick.

I know.

I'm trying to make one up for the Burnley b*stards are all interbred. We need a verse in it, I'm working on it.

[EnglishChris]

How about this for the first line....

They've got 6 fingers on each hand,

Dingles! Dingles!

[T4E]

How about

They've got 10 fingers and 2 thumbs,

Dingles, Dingles,

They shag their sisters, dads and mums,

Dingles, Dingles,

They are the trolls from over the hill

On April fools they lost 5-nil

Burnley @#/?s, are all interbred.

[LeftWinger]

I love that Tugay4England - but it's probably a bit imaginative to catch on unfortunately. GET INTO EM!

[rovgers]

We need to terrorise the 'beast' on sunday, lets make it hard work for him.

So some songs for him, except for the obvious 'You fat barsteward'.

Whilst looking on wikipedia to find info on him I noticed, at the end of the paragraph about his early career, it says that he is married to his cousin!

I don't know whether a Rovers fan is having a laugh or if he has entered into the dingle tradition of marrying a relative!

beast is cousins husband

[cletus]

I wrote this little ditty this morning whilst waiting for a collection at Manchester Airport. I txtd it to a few mates & got the thumbs up lol !!

(to the tune of 'My old man'.......)

"Owen Coyle is shagging Susan Boyle

& their kids look like they`re from Burn-lee

It`s so hard to tell the c###s apart,

cos they`re all from the same inbred fam-lee"

I thank you!

[4ever&ever]

How about

They've got 10 fingers and 2 thumbs,

Dingles, Dingles,

They shag their sisters, dads and mums,

Dingles, Dingles,

They are the trolls from over the hill

On April fools they lost 5-nil

Burnley @#/?s, are all interbred.

Like this, think the Aprils fools line is one of the best I've seen on this board.

But I think it could do with a better line than - they are the trolls from over the hill, maybe make it the freaks from over the hill?

Or maybe something like - if only their mums had used the pill.