[Archived] Bloody Women!

[thenodrog]

Thing is though the stunner is a proper snob shed get on well with my family if you like but yeah i met her mam and she asks what i did i said a plasterer her mum says odear

Plus shes as much intntresting as watching paint dry, Plus she knows all about Emily so shes still a lil bit ###### :S

Nah going down to Emily's in a couple of weeks to spend the week with her, should be fun and amazing if the plates manage to stay in one piece...

Correct decision Dunnfc. One mans meat is another mans poison. If the chemistry isn't there it isn't there and thats that.

........ But somebody else will provide your ex with the necessary chemistry before long. She'll not stick around for long thats for sure.

[tcj_jones]

You are only about 12 im sure there are plenty of other suitable girls out there without becoming an early victim of the Jeremy Kyle syndrome

Wow, that's a bit harsh - sure you're not just jealous cos he's getting all the action?

[lockers]

Haha yes I am jealous TCJ I wish I didnt have the responsibilities I have now so I could still chase the poontang like Dunn is enjoying doing so much!! Although I weren't trying to be harsh on the lad in my first post just trying to tell him not to settle for the baggage when 99% of women his age come with no baggage at all!!!

[tcj_jones]

Haha, that's actually a very good point!

Dunn, my advice would be to have a wicked time with the fitty and forget the other chick. Her kinda baggage can put an unbelievable amount of strain on a relationship, especially at your age. Go have some fun!

[LeftWinger]

Jays dad on the Inbetweeners got it right...

'Women are like fairground rides, they're F&*king Mental'

[ABBEY]

i had to queue for 2 hours to ride rita last saturday @ alton towers and by god that rita likes it fast!!

[DanLad]

This is a highly amusing thread.

Quality thread!

Thanks to all involved.

[thenodrog]

Along similar lines. My mates old Dad used to offer this extremely sound piece of advice ..... "Never ever follow your dick lad........... but always take it with you"

[Dunnfc]

Going for lilac dress girl shes coming with me to get my jabs friday

Emily the mummy started an argument over nothing tonight she was upset so isaid over me again like that as a joke and flip she goes off on one and then when i rung her im fine im busy on facebook night then hung up sorry but i wont be walked over so she can get swept now.

[Presty On Tour]

I thought you didn't like the other girl because she is snobby?

You want to move on, get some experience in with some older women. Go for your British badges and then go International. Your can't beat a bit of variety.

[tcj_jones]

Haha, nice Presty!

Go for Liz. At your age you probably won't be settling down with anybody any time soon, so go have a wicked time with a really fit girl. Who cares if she's snobby? I bet she's anything but in the bedroom, and that's where it really counts

[T4E]

Emily the mummy started an argument over nothing tonight she was upset so isaid over me again like that as a joke and flip she goes off on one and then when i rung her im fine im busy on facebook night then hung up sorry but i wont be walked over so she can get swept now.

Yer but no but yer but no

Did she show you her strawberry mivvi?

[cletus]

Haha, nice Presty!

Go for Liz. At your age you probably won't be settling down with anybody any time soon, so go have a wicked time with a really fit girl. Who cares if she's snobby? I bet she's anything but in the bedroom, and that's where it really counts

Posh birds are by far the dirtiest!!

It`s almost like they have something to prove.

[Rovermatt]

Going for lilac dress girl shes coming with me to get my jabs friday

Emily the mummy started an argument over nothing tonight she was upset so isaid over me again like that as a joke and flip she goes off on one and then when i rung her im fine im busy on facebook night then hung up sorry but i wont be walked over so she can get swept now.

DNA RESULTS! NOW!

[ABBEY]

listen to unkle abs...AS LONG HAS THEY HAVE A PULSE AND DONT STINK OF PEE....GET IN!!!!

[ABBEY]

Yer but no but yer but no

Did she show you her strawberry mivvi?

I still wonder this, all these years later

[T J Hooker]

This has to be the most desperate and saddest thread I've ever seen on here, bloody hell this isn't Jeremy frickin kyle, personally I couldn't give a toss what slapper your seeing(or not seeing) grow a pair and grow up.

[Mike Graham]

I came across a "lady" on the Dock Road in Liverpool many years ago who had "Sweet" and "Sour" tattooed respectively on each breast.

I did not touch them (yuk); she took them out in the pub to encourage business with some of the sailor boys.

[ABBEY]

Sweet n sour tuna

[J*B]

How the @#/? hasn't this made it into forum gold?

Truly brilliant thread, I'd love to know the happy ending.

I'll give 5/1 that he's still with Lilac dress, unfortunately its 1/3 that he's now the father of Emilys second and third child.

[ABBEY]

And TJ has been asked to be godfather and instead of taking the child to church he indeed sold the said baby to a bike riding farmer in Padiham .

[Gav]

And TJ has been asked to be godfather and instead of taking the child to church he indeed sold the said baby to a bike riding farmer in Padiham .

Before he sold the said baby he let it sh1t on the canal tow path i'd wager

[T J Hooker]

This tj's sounds a reight oddbod.

[yoda]

This tj's sounds a reight oddbod.

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