[Archived] Burnley Home Game

[deryck guyler's spoon]

Man Utd are our main rivals...

As for living in a shadow.. move with the times kids. We're level pegging now with it all to play for.

The dingle.com board is far too cerebral and sophisticated an arena for all but a few on here.

Stick to creating amusing combinations with the words 'inbred' and 'yokel' for a while yet before stepping up a level.

Claretsmad is on the footy mad forum isnt it?

As soon as anybody is outed as a non Dingle on there it's an instant ban. As far as I'm concerned you've outstayed your welcome. You, unlike Longsiders and Yorkyclaret, are the epitomy of the Dingle notright.

P1ss off.

[SamDingle]

Claretsmad is on the footy mad forum isnt it?

As soon as anybody is outed as a non Dingle on there it's an instant ban. As far as I'm concerned you've outstayed your welcome. You, unlike Longsiders and Yorkyclaret, are the epitomy of the Dingle notright.

P1ss off.

Spoony is the Robbie Savage of messageboards.

Delighted to dish it out, totally unable to take it.

I've happily chatted football on here a couple of times, before being swamped with the usual tired insults and vitriol. The moment I offer a harmless response, playing on your fears and insecurities about the rise of the Claret empire, the dummy is out and the toys are surrounding the pram.

But I still love you.

[SIMON GARNERS 194]

Learn not to take the bait folks,Samuel will eventually find pastures new.He likes this thread being top of our board...gives his club some kudos and respectability.

[deryck guyler's spoon]

Spoony is the Robbie Savage of messageboards.

Delighted to dish it out, totally unable to take it.

I've happily chatted football on here a couple of times, before being swamped with the usual tired insults and vitriol. The moment I offer a harmless response, playing on your fears and insecurities about the rise of the Claret empire, the dummy is out and the toys are surrounding the pram.

But I still love you.

Cheers for the Sav comparison. The fact that you cant see beyond your hatred and accept that he was a very effective Premier League player who often bounced up from some horrendous physical stick says a lot about your inability to chat football on here.

As for worrying about Burnley, by the time we play you I will be one month into a new life in Adelaide so I will have far bigger things on my mind than Burnley.

You ought to try that with Rovers.

[unluckymorton]

Learn not to take the bait folks,Samuel will eventually find pastures new.He likes this thread being top of our board...gives his club some kudos and respectability.

Advice taken. End of posts on this thread.

[bob fleming]

playing on your fears and insecurities about the rise of the Claret empire

Nice one - you're a funny guy!

[Gav]

Good bit of spin in the press today talking about the burnley fans that have said they loved the football that much last season they don't want the promised refund back.

Truth of the matter is the club have so far made it impossible to get your money back with no sign of any change to that.

Talk about small fish in a big pond, the fans are up in arms!

This promotion is becoming easier to handle by the day. They've alienated a number of fans by not selling more than 2 tickets per person for the play off final which resulted in families being split up around Wembley. They've sold season tickets to people who've never even been to games before at the expense of the seasoned season ticket holders and now this debacle!

Every cloud.

Nice one - you're a funny guy!

Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?

Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.

[laughs]

Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.

Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?

Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.

Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?

Henry Hill: Jus...

Tommy DeVito: What?

Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.

Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f***** up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*****' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f*** am I funny, what the f*** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the f*** out of here, Tommy!

Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya mother******! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

[T4E]

Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?

Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.

[laughs]

Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.

Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?

Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.

Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?

Henry Hill: Jus...

Tommy DeVito: What?

Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.

Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f***** up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*****' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f*** am I funny, what the f*** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the f*** out of here, Tommy!

Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya mother******! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

I only watched that on Sunday night. Cracking film.

[cletus]

It`s been bugging me for ages. Now i know who Coyle reminds me of......

[Ben-2000]

Man Utd are our main rivals...

As for living in a shadow.. move with the times kids. We're level pegging now with it all to play for.

The dingle.com board is far too cerebral and sophisticated an arena for all but a few on here.

Stick to creating amusing combinations with the words 'inbred' and 'yokel' for a while yet before stepping up a level.

I've heard it all now!

[JAL]

The dingle.com board is far too cerebral and sophisticated an arena for all but a few on here.

Stick to creating amusing combinations with the words 'inbred' and 'yokel' for a while yet before stepping up a level.

Which is bigger Sam, your head or your arse?

Come to think of it why not use your head more often than your arse.

[roversmum]

It`s been bugging me for ages. Now i know who Coyle reminds me of......

Granted there is a certain resemblence. However, I've met Eric and could understand every word he spoke, I've yet to understand one word of Mr Coyle's utterances.

[Fife Rover]

Granted there is a certain resemblence. However, I've met Eric and could understand every word he spoke, I've yet to understand one word of Mr Coyle's utterances.

A-HA! Your ear is not yet attuned Mum. It does take a while.

[SD4E]

The dingle.com board is far too cerebral and sophisticated an arena for all but a few on here.

Stick to creating amusing combinations with the words 'inbred' and 'yokel' for a while yet before stepping up a level.

now thats funny! clarets mad- with such fantastic topics as...

what's everyone had for tea?

O/T which is the best fruit

anyone know how to stop snoring? and the classic....

anyone got a link to hydes goal?

brilliant.

Clarets mad- full of intelligent, witty banter which really is a level above this site honestly!

Sam- your head is so far up your arse you really have no sense of reality, do you?!?

[bob fleming]

I only watched that on Sunday night. Cracking film.

Funnily enough I watched it again last Sunday. It's an absolute classic.

Here's a still from the filum where SamDingle (Joe Pesci) is wittering on yet again about the rise of the claret empire. The mafia, normally a tolerant lot I think you'll find, have had enough, and who can blame them? Sam gets "wacked" with a water pistol.

[Clitherover]

Am I the only one who thinks this thread is getting a bit tedious.

The posts just seem to repeat themselves, Sam Dingle dangles the bait with one of his wind up posts and about 20 people snap at it.

Fair play to him though cause he's achieved his goal successfully many a time, which is to come on here and wind people up.

Now please put a stop to his self satisfaction of winding you lot up and close this thread, Burnley have been promoted we know that, save it for the fixture thread in October.

[bob fleming]

Sorry ben. You're right, there's no need for banter on a messageboard like this. Let's just go back to pretending we manage Blackburn Rovers instead.

[Gav]

Funnily enough I watched it again last Sunday. It's an absolute classic.

Here's a still from the filum where SamDingle (Joe Pesci) is wittering on yet again about the rise of the claret empire. The mafia, normally a tolerant lot I think you'll find, have had enough, and who can blame them? Sam gets "wacked" with a water pistol.

[dave birch]

Bob, ben is right.

All he wants to stop is the bits of crap that sam puts up.

Longsiders and yorky do the right thing but sam insists......

[trs]

The posts just seem to repeat themselves,

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What?

[ABBEY]

Man Utd are our main rivals...

As for living in a shadow.. move with the times kids. We're level pegging now with it all to play for.

The dingle.com board is far too cerebral and sophisticated an arena for all but a few on here.

Stick to creating amusing combinations with the words 'inbred' and 'yokel' for a while yet before stepping up a level.

typical 6 fingered knuckle dragging returd.

Claretsmad is on the footy mad forum isnt it?

As soon as anybody is outed as a non Dingle on there it's an instant ban. As far as I'm concerned you've outstayed your welcome. You, unlike Longsiders and Yorkyclaret, are the epitomy of the Dingle notright.

P1ss off.

hear hear

It`s been bugging me for ages. Now i know who Coyle reminds me of......

owen coyle

[SamDingle]

Bob, ben is right.

All he wants to stop is the bits of crap that sam puts up.

Longsiders and yorky do the right thing but sam insists......

All the over the top stuff on here comes from t'Wovers. I'm fine with it personally. My banter is harmless as well as effortlessly eloquent. You loved having a Dingle to take pot shots at when we were scrapping it out in the Championship. It's only since we've taken our rightful place in the Premier League you've started running to teacher and getting all upset.

Bon voyage, Spoony, by the way. Chuck another shrimp on the barbie, mate.

[SIMON GARNERS 194]

All the over the top stuff on here comes from t'Wovers. It's only since we've taken our rightful place in the Premier League you've started running to teacher and getting all upset.

Oh dear god the irony of this fool! your serve Samuel..............

[braddock]

most burnley fans on this site are all internet trolls, best ignored

[SD4E]

we've taken our rightful place in the Premier League you've started running to teacher and getting all upset.

now that's funny. You are right, this is a funny guy.

Just on that, only 3 teams were founder members of both the football league and the premier league I think, and one was Blackburn rovers. Burnley are not one of the others btw!