[Archived] Driving Me Mad!

[mellison24]

God knows what the tarts do with the Gas then.....

They're SCOTTISH girls, what do you THINK they do?

[Aberdeen Blue]

They're SCOTTISH girls, what do you THINK they do?

Deep fry it????

[mellison24]

Deep fry it????

Probably, but just how do you deep-fry gas?

[Aberdeen Blue]

Probably, but just how do you deep-fry gas?

There Scottish remember; if there is a way they will find it!

[mellison24]

True true.

[thenodrog]

Large AUDI Drivers = Cocks

BMW x6 x5 Drivers = Cocks

BMW x3 Drivers = WannaBe Cocks

BMW z4 Drivers = Cool

Merc S Class (2nd hand) = Cocks

MICRA Drivers = Dangerous

Hyundi Getz Drivers = Nearly Dead

Front Fog Drivers = Should be shot.

Not sure what you mean by 'cocks'. Most of the first 5 in Blackburn live in terraced streets around Preston New Road area. Standard colour being black with blacked out windows and a smattering of chrome. Tasteless first and foremost of course.

I'm thinking of ditching Audi cos of it's current image and in fact ditching saloons altogether. The 180ps version of this with side windows and rear seats is currently attracting me as much as anything. http://www.worldcarfans.com/109081921134/new-2010-volkswagen-t5-van-facelift-revealed

[Ozz]

Not sure what you mean by 'cocks'.

It's a polite euphemism for Bell ends.

[mellison24]

It's a polite euphemism for Bell ends.

[unluckymorton]

God knows what the tarts do with the Gas then.....

Have you ever seen Sticky Vicki perform her routine in Benidorm?

[unluckymorton]

razor blades...

I went to see her 17yrs ago, it brought tears to my eyes...

[ABBEY]

which D1CKHEAD DECIDED TO PUT ABOUT 10 LOTS OF FLAMING ROADWORKS ON AT ONCE BETWEEN BRUM AND THE M65!!!!!!! COULDNT EVEN DETOUR BECAUSE OFF 22 JAM ON M60...6 HOURS FROM LONDON IS @#/? GRRRRRR

[adopted scouser]

In future, get off at Stafford north, take the A roads up to chester, M53 to wallasey tunnel, across town to the 58, then up to Chorley.

Done it loads of times, you've only got yourself to blame going anywhere near the M6 on a Friday.

[ABBEY]

no choice ..course finishes I come home to rishton..simple.

Is it toll both ways? M6 was nearly a tenner..not paying that aha..ah well back at 3.

[ABBEY]

4 hours down not bad.....if anyone has any quick ways around brum let me know..here book or tweet.ta.

[Baz]

Does anyone know why there is always a bad smell as you pass the Ossie Mills junction on the M65? I travel past the junction every day and wonder what it is.

[ABBEY]

the tip.

[only2garners]

4 hours down not bad.....if anyone has any quick ways around brum let me know..here book or tweet.ta.

Have you tried coming off the M6 at junction 15 (Stoke South) and taking the A50 across to the M1? This will cut out all of Birmingham and no tolls. M50 is motorway standard dual carriageway all the way. Of course the M1 can be bad as well and it will mean you coming into London on the M1 rather than M40, which isn't as good assuming you're going round the M25.

[thenodrog]

Have you tried coming off the M6 at junction 15 (Stoke South) and taking the A50 across to the M1? This will cut out all of Birmingham and no tolls. M50 is motorway standard dual carriageway all the way. Of course the M1 can be bad as well and it will mean you coming into London on the M1 rather than M40, which isn't as good assuming you're going round the M25.

Doesn't that depend on which direction?

[unluckymorton]

4 hours down not bad.....if anyone has any quick ways around brum let me know..here book or tweet.ta.

I think your as well being happy at 4hrs, I would be. Sometimes it's far easier to put up with a little traffic that starting to his A & B roads.

I do Basingstoke in 4 to 4.5hrs, never gone quicker than 4. I did Guilford on a Monday Morning in a little over 5hrs hitting the M25 at 8.30am! Now that was a shock to the system!

Can't believe I got done by a speed camera on Monday, I drive past the same one on Washway Rd, Sale near every weekday morning and some how forgot about it....

[only2garners]

Doesn't that depend on which direction?

I would assume that it he's off to Croydon he will be going anti-clockwise.

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

Does anyone know why there is always a bad smell as you pass the Ossie Mills junction on the M65? I travel past the junction every day and wonder what it is.

Whinney Hill tip.

[ABBEY]

doh see my post from a few days ago doh

[bob fleming]

which D1CKHEAD DECIDED TO PUT ABOUT 10 LOTS OF FLAMING ROADWORKS ON AT ONCE BETWEEN BRUM AND THE M65!!!!!!! COULDNT EVEN DETOUR BECAUSE OFF 22 JAM ON M60...6 HOURS FROM LONDON IS @#/? GRRRRRR

It's a bloody disgrace Abs. Been like it for weeks now. Particularly bad yesterday when someone decided to crash and one of the 10 lots of 50mph zones was reduced to 2 lanes. Deep joy. No point doing these "road improvements" in the summer is there? All that daylight and good weather. Best to wait until it's raining and you can't see what you're doing - oh and do them all at once. That'll teach people for having jobs.

I also enjoyed the traffic on the M5 about a month ago. They shut the motorway for 4.5 hours. Stuck there, engine off. People were in tears.

I would also like to take this opportunity to thank the Speedyhire driver who narrowly avoided smashing into me at Frankley services yesterday. Those white dotted lines are give way markings you stupid ######.

[unluckymorton]

It's a bloody disgrace Abs. Been like it for weeks now. Particularly bad yesterday when someone decided to crash and one of the 10 lots of 50mph zones was reduced to 2 lanes. Deep joy. No point doing these "road improvements" in the summer is there? All that daylight and good weather. Best to wait until it's raining and you can't see what you're doing - oh and do them all at once. That'll teach people for having jobs.

I also enjoyed the traffic on the M5 about a month ago. They shut the motorway for 4.5 hours. Stuck there, engine off. People were in tears.

I would also like to take this opportunity to thank the Speedyhire driver who narrowly avoided smashing into me at Frankley services yesterday. Those white dotted lines are give way markings you stupid ######.

Grumpy as ever bob.

"These improvements will mean safer journeys for motorists using this stretch of the M6.

"The government is committed to 'Building Britain's Future' and bringing forward infrastructure investment wherever possible to help stimulate the economy".

[bob fleming]

"These improvements will mean safer journeys for motorists using this stretch of the M6.

"The government is committed to 'Building Britain's Future' and bringing forward infrastructure investment wherever possible to help stimulate the economy".

Sorry, are those your words? Who are you quoting? Was it your idea to do all this work the length and breadth of the M6 (well between Haydock and the M5) all in one go, in winter? Wouldn't it have been better to have done at least some of the work in the summer? Have you any idea regarding the pain, misery and general disruption that this is causing? Wouldn't it be better to use more than one workman? How long have you had a Speedyhire van?