[Archived] Making A Statement On Derby Day

[Gav]

We already have a derby day topic, but I thought this maybe deserved its own.

We all know that the allocation for the game at the morgue has been reduced to around 2500, although by the time we play them, more tickets could be available because they’ll be almost down…….

I feel we need to make a real statement on the day.

I’ve been looking into the possibility of getting my hands on 300 Owen Coyle masks, but that’s fallen through.

My thoughts are now turning towards getting banner made, with donations from the site, possibly a picture of John Bond, who for the younger members of the site almost ruined Burnley and is hated more than OC. The banner would be John, complete with cigar and fedora and read: Freeman of Blackburn or something similar.

Or maybe a John Bond, Owen Coyle banner?

Not sure how we’d get this off the ground, but I have £50 to set the ball rolling, over to the rest of you for ideas.

[Mattyblue]

Though it's taking a risk pre game, 31 years...

[Hughesy]

Though it's taking a risk pre game, 31 years...

Maybe one to unwrap during the game once we are up....

GAV why no chance on the masks? Did you check with that site?

Might be worth taking this one..............

[sambo]

I'm willing to chip in a small sum... can't wait to play the knuckle draggers

[Mattyblue]

Maybe one to unwrap during the game once we are up....

GAV why no chance on the masks? Did you check with that site?

Might be worth taking this one..............

Ebay description:

Burnley F.C. 'Owen Coyle is God' Flag 150 x 82 cm Claret, White and Blue Unwanted by owner!

oh dear, they make it far too easy for us!

[Ste B]

How about building a ledge for your pint ?

Or we all go in fancy dress as Moses - http://www.carnivalstore.co.uk/product_info.php?id=9125&cat=473

[Gav]

Maybe one to unwrap during the game once we are up....

GAV why no chance on the masks? Did you check with that site?

Might be worth taking this one..............

I almost had my hands on 300 for free, but they've gone.....

[daveoftherovers]

I almost had my hands on 300 for free, but they've gone.....

Why don't we all go as Lord of the Ring characters? Seeing as we are going to freaking Dingledale / Mordor?

[Ste B]

Why don't we all go as Lord of the Ring characters? Seeing as we are going to freaking Dingledale / Mordor?

Gav would have to be a hobbit

[thenodrog]

Best to decide as late as possible imo.

[Sir Ranulf Westwood]

You lot are like the bloody W.I.

[Claytons Left Boot]

You lot are like the bloody W.I.

'Paytes' hasn't told you to pull up your pyjama bottoms yet, son, so get back to what you were doing.

[Hughesy]

We need some good songs for that day anyway..

Any ideas?

[Sir Ranulf Westwood]

...why don't you open a stall and sell cup cakes?

[Hughesy]

...why don't you open a stall and sell cup cakes?

For your relegation celebration?!

[SouthAussieRover]

...why don't you open a stall and sell cup cakes?

Aye lad, the best seller will be the Runoff fruitcake followed by Paytons cream puff cake.

[Hughesy]

HA HA HA

[LeftWinger]

...why don't you open a stall and sell cup cakes?

Forgive us for looking forward to the game – it’s going to be our last chance to give you a good hammering for a long time. Going Down, Going Down, Going Down.

[Gav]

...why don't you open a stall and sell cup cakes?

Binmans bitch

[Hughesy]

You bring your Brian Laws in, your Coyle out

In out, in out

Kilby fooked about

Coyle left the Dingles

And their going down

That’s what it’s all about

[LeftWinger]

Simplest one, and most likely to get started, is just copying their chant (just altered slightly). 'Duh, Duh, Duh, Duh, Where's your Coyle?'

[Hughesy]

Oh Owen Coyles magic, he used to be a tw@t

But then he left the dingles, you have to laugh at that

He soon became the Judas, but Moses was his name

And at the end, the best of all, the Dingles go down again

[92er]

If you are going to do something, just make sure it's near enough to the end to ensure we're going to win/ not lose as we have a tendency to start gloating far too early.

[mellison24]

If you are going to do something, just make sure it's near enough to the end to ensure we're going to win/ not lose as we have a tendency to start gloating far too early.

Aye, like the City game on boxing day before last? Although that's the only example I can think of in recent times.....

[LeftWinger]

Fly-over Mark II?