[Archived] Making A Statement On Derby Day

[American]

We need some good songs for that day anyway..

Any ideas?

Ohh-wen Coyle, do do do do....

[mellison24]

The only way to make a REAL statement is to beat them comprehensively. Anything else is just a laugh.

[Gav]

Oh Owen Coyles magic, he used to be a tw@t

But then he left the dingles, you have to laugh at that

He soon became the Judas, but Moses was his name

And at the end, the best of all, the Dingles go down again

The only way to make a REAL statement is to beat them comprehensively. Anything else is just a laugh.

Agree with the first part, but look what United fans come up with when they play City and Liverpool, some of the banners are legendary and make national news.

We should be looking to do the same, bit a bit late in the day I know.

[mellison24]

Banner: 'Laws vs Big Sam - The battle of the big balls?'

[Gav]

Stolen from another site but:

Don't bomb Iraq, Bomb Burnley

[PAFELL]

Oh Owen Coyles magic, he used to be a tw@t

But then he left the dingles, you have to laugh at that

He soon became the Judas, but Moses was his name

And at the end, the best of all, the Dingles go down again

He was here,

Now He's gone

He's left you in the sh-t-

Owen coyle

Or

Thank you very much to Owen Coyle,

Thank you very very much,

For leaving the dingles in the sh-t-

Thank you very very much

[CircoWill]

As a banner, something as simple as "So bad even your God deserted you".

[SamDingle]

The geeky, cringy stupidity of this thread is a great antidote to the mind-numbingly dull misery of last night.

Maybe you could just bring along that [lovely chap] with the drum and do 'Barmy Army'.

As for the banner, you've not managed to come up with a single intelligent or witty post on here for years. So good luck with that one.

[roversmum]

I say, old chap, bit touchy aren't we? Must be the weather...

[SamDingle]

I say, old chap, bit touchy aren't we? Must be the weather...

I glimpsed the future last night. It appears to be hoofball.

[JWUpper]

I glimpsed the future last night. It appears to be hoofball.

...or the championship

[CrazyIvan]

I glimpsed the future last night. It appears to be hoofball.

Are your dingle dreams in tatters? Shame...

[jodrell]

I glimpsed the future last night. It appears to be hoofball.

Back to the wilderness

[Gav]

The geeky, cringy stupidity of this thread is a great antidote to the mind-numbingly dull misery of last night.

Maybe you could just bring along that fat spakker with the drum and do 'Barmy Army'.

As for the banner, you've not managed to come up with a single intelligent or witty post on here for years. So good luck with that one.

You've just made my day

[SamDingle]

You've just made my day

Alas, this is probably true. When you consider the empty futility of your days.

[mellison24]

Alas, this is probably true. When you consider the empty futility of your days.

The irony......

[SIMON GARNERS 194]

Loving every second of your clubs sad,slow,demise Samuel.....we just knew it was only a matter of time.

Just loving it!

[Gav]

Alas, this is probably true. When you consider the empty futility of your days.

[JWUpper]

Yes...just as futile as intentionally making an account on an opposing team's messageboard to try and provoke angry responses from said team's fans, and despite the fact it doesn't work very well, continue to do so out of principle...simply showing how immature and banal you and your life has become.

Good on you though

Anyway...back on topic!

I think that we shouldn't need to make that much of a statement...by the time we play them they'll be almost certainly down, so we should just let the team do the talking!

[CrazyIvan]

Alas, this is probably true. When you consider the empty futility of your days.

I reckon SamDingle needs Prozac...

[mellison24]

Quite simply: 'There's only one Owen Coyle!'

Or: 'Moses! Moses! Moses! Moses!' (Tune of 'Friedel' and 'Tugay')

[Sir Ranulf Westwood]

As a banner, something as simple as "So bad even your God deserted you".

I have never deserted Burnley.

[SIMON GARNERS 194]

......Thousands will do soon enough Ranoff!

[Gav]

I have never deserted Burnley.

You deserted the burnley folk on bin day though, bit of snow and the job stops.

[Sir Ranulf Westwood]

My son's first car probably cost more than your house, alas your jeers of "bin man" just go right over my head.